Welcome To Port Royal, Mr. Smith

i'm dave, i'm basically here to explode. bound to happen anyway, might as well put on a show. okay so about that line. i am not quite as incendiary as i thought i was in 2011, and there wasn't much show to be seen, but i've had that description for almost ten years and i feel weird getting rid of it at this point, you know?

[sixty-silver-wishes]

I hope this email finds you, binds you, ties you to a pole and breaks your fingers to splinters, drags you to a hole until you wake up naked, clawing at the ceiling of your grave

[yesterdaysprint]

Battle Creek Enquirer, Michigan, February 23, 1957

[myjetpack]

My latest cartoon for @GuardianBooks.

[neil-gaiman]

This is what will happen when I die if I am good.

[ekikosama]

Happy Ōkami Day!!

Been a while since I've drawn any Ōkami-related stuff, and coincidentally, today is Ōkami Day so of course I gotta draw Ammy^^ Would've drawn a little birthday hat for Ammy here but eh I think it looks fine the way it is for now :v

[catnipper]

[calocera]

my pet mold spore

[yesterdaysprint]

Battle Creek Enquirer, Michigan, February 23, 1957

[ex0skeletal-undead]

Works by Austin Pardun

This artist on Instagram

[yesterdaysprint]

Battle Creek Enquirer, Michigan, February 23, 1957

[pallidprincess]

that's fucking it. bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark

[papitalist-cig]

Lake Eerie 12/24/22 by Tim Oehm

[meatcrimes]

using both fahrenheit and celsius to determine temperature is wild because you’ll be thinking in one measurement unit and someone will say some alarming number and then you calm down when you realize they meant they’re baking their recipe at 350° fahrenheit

[meatcrimes]

however, nothing can stop the sheer terror of when it’s -40° outside because the other measurement system is no reassurance

[its-sixxers]

Too Fucking Cold degrees out

[bumblebeebats]

I'd like to formally thank the people of the UK and Ireland today for their rhyming prowess and forcing the Royal Mint to turn off replies to this tweet in RECORD time lmfao

And last but not least, the pièce de resistance that inspired about 90% of the hidden replies:

[eatingcroutons]

For anyone wondering, it was in fact meant to be "sovereign on a sovereign" 🤦

[affishionado]

a fun fact about me is that i will just make noises

[insuredgecko]

Seeing a cardinal on a snow-covered pine tree is like you are exactly where you’re supposed to be little buddy keep it up

[insuredgecko]

[ID: A photo of a male cardinal sitting on a tree branch. The tree is covered in snow. End ID.]

this is EXACTLY where this animal goes

[catcrumb]

[demyonic-deactivated20251121]

“With a hook… for a head!!!”