Wren

This is just my obey me and mha dump page at this point. ASK/DISCUSSION BOX IS OPEN. 18+ is preferred Any pronouns work: He/She/They/It/Xe/etc.

[wrenslanding]

Now here is a couple paragraphs explaining why I will always be a Belphie apologist <3

• He isn't the only brother who has tried to kill us. He is just the only one who succeeded.

It's hypocritical to only hate Belphie when Lucifer (countless times), Levi, Satan, and even Beel (though his intent was not to actually hurt MC, it was more aimed at Mammon) have all nearly killed us.

Levi tried killing us over a GAME. Satan tried killing us for not making a pact with him because he was petty, hell, I am NOT listing all the reasons Lucifer has also came at MC because that is way too many. You can't hate one but love the rest. That's 4/7 of the demon brothers who have tried to kill us, not including Belphie, Belphie was just the only one who actually succeeded in doing so, sort of.

• No he doesn't love us because we are related to Lilith or remind him of Lilith.

He has quite literally said this to us multiple times, I believe it was during chapter 17.

I cannot defend the way he manipulated MC, but let's be real here for a minute, nearly every character has lied to or attempted to manipulate MC. It just wasn't to such a severe extent, but I mean this dude was locked in a fucking attic and isolated, you can't really expect him to make very rational and sane decisions during that time.

[wrenslanding]

I always found it funny how people will age up characters and then say "18+ minors DON'T interact." As if they literally didn't just write a smut fanfic about someone who is canonically a minor.

[lycorisalbiflora]

Smoll Booty Satan😹

While Beel has the juice💞

[wrenslanding]

Satan's ass is flatter than mine

[wrenslanding]

One thing that should be talked about a lot more is the way people write yandere x asexual readers.

For one, there are different kinds of asexuality, it won't be the same for everybody.

But my main concern is, how people sexualize them...still? I've seen some people in requests have to CLARIFY that they don't want any non-con. Literally why? How the fuck do you see the word asexual and assume "Ah yes, so this clearly means non-con and smut!" When someone sends you a request and asks for an asexual reader with any sort of character, they are probably not asking for smut. How do you see the word asexual and still feel okay sexualizing it?

[armsofstranger]

cute asks ♡

1. who was the last person you sent a text to?

2. who was the last person you said ‘I love you’ to?

3. favourite type of weather?

4. what’s your zodiac sign? do you relate to it?

5. showers or baths?

6. favourite movie? (outside of mcu)

7. favourite colour?

8. person your closest to in your family?

9. last movie you watched?

10. show you’re currently binging?

11. what’s your lockscreen?

12. f*ck, marry, kill (pick three people)

13. opinion on...

14. a celebrity you hate?

15. a celebrity you love?

16. a character you relate to the most?

17. someone you’re looking forward to seeing?

18. what does the last text you sent say?

19. do you believe in true love?

20. have you ever been in love?

21. if your ex texted you now how would you react?

22. baths or showers?

23. summer or winter?

24. favourite memory from this year? (so far)

25. favourite food?

26. put your music on shuffle and say the line you like most in the song

27. last book you read?

28. can you sleep if there’s noise?

29. bad habits?

30. one regret you have?

31. one bad thing that happened that worked out in the end?

32. earliest memory?

33. what do you want to do when you leave school?

34. what’s stressing you out right now?

35. ever been drunk or high?

36. favourite type of clothing?

37. most expensive thing you’ve ever bought?

38. give me a song and I’ll tell you who it reminds me of (character or real person)

39. who do you miss right now?

40. have any siblings? are you close to them?

41. tumblr friends or irl friends?

42. do you want kids?

43. do you want to get married?

44. describe your dream girl/boy

45. one place you’d love to visit?

46. what’s on your bucket list?

47. are you outgoing or shy?

48. one piece of advice you live by?

49. how tall are you?

50. anything you want to ask!

if this flops it didn’t happen

[hotvampireadjacent]

okay maybe this is common knowledge but not to me

twitter source: https://twitter.com/Al_Naffy40/status/1361419318206947328

THEY REALLY FUCKING STOLE THE REAL GATE OF ISHTAR AND LOOTED IT ALL THE WAY TO BERLIN GERMANY? Truly no words for the level of theivery and evil. and Iraq now has a ~recreation~ while the real thing is in germany

source to back it up https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ishtar_Gate 

litearlly no words this is so evil and vile

[coldhandsmagee]

[hotvampireadjacent]

This ones in Germany but u got the right energy

[itlooksliketheydisapparated]

Just gonna cover all our bases here

[witch-craft-deactivated20211011]

@glittering-galaxy-grapes

[amongthesebarrencrags]

Today my friends sent me a meme about how “The only reason there are still pyramids in Egypt is because they’re too large for the British to steal”, and they thought it was just a joke until I pulled out the “Germany stole the fricking GATE of Babylon, that’s absolutely the reason the pyramids are still there”. o.O

[earhartsease]

As an erstwhile insider I can tell you that in the basement of the British Museum they quietly have the Sphinx’s beard, so yes they fucking would have taken the lot if they could

[otome-scribbles]

….Didn’t the British steal the Kohinoor Diamond at one point? 🤔🤨

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Koh-i-Noor

I mean…. 👀👀

[wrenslanding]

The British also took the Parthenon marbles from Greece, which they have tried to get back but the UK refused 😃

[majolish]

[otome-scribbles]

🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵 Hot husband

[wrenslanding]

Titties

[wrenslanding]

[whatbigotspost]

2021:

Spanking has negative long-term effects, Texas researcher's review of nearly 70 studies finds

Researchers focused on whether kids that are spanked are more likely to share or, conversely, more likely to have anxiety, years down the li

2021:

The Effect of Spanking on the Brain

Spanking found to impact children's brain response, leading to lasting consequences.

2018:

Science Again Says Spanking Hurts Kids Long Term

The American Academy of Pediatrics says new evidence and research not only show that spanking affects a child’s brain development and increa

2016:

Spanking Harms Kids, Doesn't Work And Leads To Long-Term Problems

Kids who are spanked tend to act out more and have more problems later on.

2012:

A study reviewed more than two decades of research on the effects of spanking and found nothing positive to report, only that physical punis

2010:

The Long-Term Effects of Spanking

A multiyear study shows spanking kids makes them more aggressive later on

I haven’t pissed people off lately by reminding them that ALL types of physical punishment of kids has been proven beyond ANY reasonable doubt to have only negative long term outcomes.

So let me scream it from the hilltops:

Stop hitting kids. End of sentence.

If you think, “but I was hit and I turned out just fine” let me pre-reply: NO YOU DID NOT. You think hitting a child is ok, how the fuck does that qualify as “fine”?????? From one abuse survivor to another: please start healing yourself.

[wrenslanding]

"Its not abuse its discipline"

You are physically harming ANOTHER HUMAN BEING simply because they displeased you. TALK TO THEM. You dont have to resort to taking your displeasure and anger out on your own fucking child. You have a goddamn voice, so talk to them!

By spanking your kids you are creating a person who will now flinch at every damn thing.

By spanking your kids you are creating a person who now knows that their own PARENTAL FIGURE is willing to physically harm them.

By spanking your kids you are creating a person who believes it is okay to harm others because they did something wrong.

By spanking your kids you are creating a gap in your relationship and trust.

Bringing physical harm to another whole ass human fucking being because they did something you didn't like is abuse.

If you are incapable of talking things out and explaining things to them, and instead resort to hitting a fucking child, maybe YOU shouldn't have children.

Spanking your kids does nothing. It creates absolutely no improvement. Maybe to YOU it does but now that child realizes that you are willing and capable of harming them. It just creates a massive wall between your trust and relationship.

Stop. Hitting. And. Spanking. Fucking. Kids.

[fstarnd1sco]

TW HOMOPHOBIA AND TRANSPHOBIA

yesterday, i witnessed something horrible. I came out the metro and saw red smoke, followed by screaming and singing. A neonazi protest was taking place in the very downtown of Madrid, in callao. I almost get run over by a police truck trying to get out, i saw armed police scolting the protesters, i saw no violence towards them. I heard them yell "no queremos maricones sidosos en nuestro Madrid", that translates to "we dont want any fags with aids in our Madrid" they moved out of there and nothing happened to either my friend or me but, they walked to Chueca. Chueca is the gay district on Madrid, Chueca its our place and they walked there. They abused and hitted and insulted countless lgbtq ppl, mostly trans women. Trans women were seriously ingured yesterday, and police were scolting the protestors. They didnt do anything, they saw the peotestors walk to chueca and they knew the reason they were walking there for and they didnt stop them.

there was a protest, months ago, for the death of a gay teenager that was beaten in the streets after been called a "maricon" (fag) i remember police beating people in that protest but none of the peotestors were hurt yesterday. I was scared to go get my coffee, my straigh friend who lives in Chueca was scared to go into his house, yesterday was a bad day and none does anything.

this are some of the pics ive found of other people because i could only take one video and i deleted it

yesterday i saved myself, but who knows tomorrow.

PLEASE HELP ME SPREAD THIS, HELP ME LET THE WORLD KNOW, THEY ARE KILLING US EVERYWHERE. WE LIVE IN FEAR EVERYWHERE.

[wrenslanding]

No, no, Levi please continue

[wrenslanding]

Head cannon that Belphie would fall victim of multiple deez nuts jokes because he was too tired to process what was happening.

[wrenslanding]

Me: It is about time I started liking REAL people.

*mentally ill, animated characters with a sprinkle of anger issues exsisting*

My brain: Are we absolutely sure about that?

[wrenslanding]

I'm finally done procrastinating this; so here is my MC, Wren, who I love to self project on because if I can't live happily or peacefully neither can any of my creations <3

[BAYDEWS' avatar maker!!] V2

Instead of updating the old version, here's a whole entire revamp with all brand new assets! THIS PICREW IS FOR NON-COMMERCIAL PERSONAL USE

[wrenslanding]

Obey Me Brothers as random pictures I found on my phone

Lucifer

Mammon

Levi

Satan

Asmo

Beel

Belphie

[wrenslanding]

Me: I think I may be asexual.

Me 10 minutes later: *looks up Obey Me Smut*

Yeah, it's a struggle

[wrenslanding]

I want to introduce my Obey Me! MC, but all I have for references are random picrews because I can't draw humans. Also, because drawing the RAD uniform should be considered a new torture method, after an hour of attempting to draw it, and multiple hand cramps, I had come to the conclusion that anyone who's capable of drawing the RAD uniform are the most superior people within this fandom. Was this just an excuse to talk about how painful drawing the uniforms is? Yes. Yes it was.

*Also before using any picrews for any kind of reference please check to make sure the creator is okay with it! All the picrew references I have of my MC have been confirmed as okay to use as references or pfp's, as long as I am not making any profit off of them :)*