Uncultivated Heath

Hello! I yam Wert, she/they, 33. This be my neoblog. I love neopets. I enjoy making and looking at neoart. Anti-nft and anti-cryptocurrency forever. Follows and likes come from alliieennss.

[wretchedspyder]

The Forgotten Tome neopets comic

where to read it

[tamagotchi]

There was a girl on neopets a few years back who had a pet tick. She'd post pics of it in polly pocket playsets. I gotta find it again it sounds too fake

[tamagotchi]

[synthaphone]

All of the petpet cards I illustrated last summer for the upcoming Curse of Maraqua expansion of the Battledome TCG have now been officially revealed!!! I'm so happy to get to finally share them; I was super pleased with how they turned out!

[synthaphone]

Upper Deck has begun sharing preview images of the upcoming Curse of Maraqua expansion for the Neopets Battledome TCG, and one of the cards I illustrated was included- the Cofferling! I drew a bunch of petpets for this set; I can't wait to share more!!

[nettleneopian]

Neopets fools

[canineplushies]

Today's canine plush is: Neopets Pepsi blue Gelert

[happymeals27]

[pussyandpetrichor]

[wretchedspyder]

the thing that gets me is that literally nobody wanted a neopets ttrpg. NOBODY was asking for such a thing. and people who like ttprgs dont even like it. they took so much money and made a bad thing for nobody.

[castleofthade]

"neopets is a kids site" dude who has been cryogenically frozen since 2009

[glowingkorbat]

[iffykins]

StrangeArtifact the Freak

[eterna4est]

Hell yeah white baby

original

[eterna4est]

The Wizard's parents. (ft. The Wizard when he was a baby and a child.) Mother is a royalgirl wocky. Father is a Brightvale noble yellow kougra. They love their odd child very dearly.

[synthaphone]

[faerieyuri]

i have more neopoints than child me could have ever imagined, and yet my dissatisfaction and ennui grows by the day. i think this is a good sign that i should be executed in the public square of faerie city

[baysee]

One of these days I’m going to be bored enough to act on the idea I’ve had for over a year now of creating a spreadsheet to categorize every single neopets morphing potion by what the description says each one tastes like. This would be an extremely time consuming and pointless task that’d be slightly interesting to maybe 4 other people. Every time I consider starting, I talk myself out of it because literally anything else would be a more productive use of my time.

[baysee]

🫴 It is done

[baysee]

I totally forgot about transmog potions, so they are there now! As one would expect, they are all yucky disgusting 😊

[wretchedspyder]

anyone happen to have a referral code for grundos cafe?