I'm Always Wright

Pic - credit to sock (scp 035)

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Good Sh*t

SCP 035: Hun, sniff some lavenders

SCP 049: Why

SCP 035: Because you’re not you when you’re angry 

*Chopped up lavender and sniff it up like cocaine*

SCP 035: Better?

SCP 049: Better. That some good shit

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Skin = Clothes = Naked

SCP 035: Hey hun

SCP 049: Yes 

SCP 035: Is it true that you’re basically naked since your clothes is your skin?

SCP 049: To put it in your terms, yes

SCP 035: So that mean every time someone see you, you’re basically flashing them

SCP 049: ................. *Smacks 035*

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Skinny jeans

SCP 049: Sweetheart I’m sorry to say but skinny jeans are not your style

SCP 096: Awww 

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MMM taste like ....

SCP 035: I’m going to lick the nut 

SCP 049: Don’t do it 

SCP 035: What do you think it taste like?

SCP 049: I don’t know, dirt. Now don’t lick it 

*035 lick the nut*

SCP 035: *spit* That taste like shit

SCP 049: Sigh, no kisses for a month now

SCP 173: concerned face 

[wright16024]

Dying from SCP 049 makes you a simp and the result are not good.

Also shout out to my friend, Zlox for doing this

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Hello everyone, SCP 049 here

*Containment breach*

SCP 049: I am the cure

D-Class: NO. I don’t want to be a simp

SCP 049: There’s no need to hide, I’m here to ....

*Spotted an unfinished game of Surgeon Simulator on a desktop with webcam*

SCP 049: huh

*Two hours later*

Guard: SCP 049 has been spotted and seem to playing a game

SCP 049: Hello everyone, SCP 049 here and today we’ll going to be playing the anniversary edition of surgeon simulator for Eye Amputation.

[fresh-orange-whispers]

Random.

[wright16024]

Do you really want me to say something here .... fine. This artwork is beautiful and you should give thanks to the creator for making it in the first place.

[rainbowgetscreative]

Plague Doctor gets outsmarted by his patient.

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This needs more credits 

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The language of love

SCP 035: Hey Doc

SCP 049: This better be good, you know not to interrupt during surgery.

SCP 035: Yea yea, I just remember that you can talk french as well.

SCP 049: Medieval French, yes. Why excited?

SCP 035: I was wondering if you can say something hot to me in french.

SCP 049: Medieval French

SCP 035: Yeah, that. Please baby

SCP 049: *sigh* Tu es une garce qui a besoin d'aide mais je t'aime toujours

SCP 035: Wow now that sounded hot. Thanks love

SCP 049: *sigh*

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Reality is sometimes hard to take

SCP 049: Finally, after all this time being stuck in my own bubble, I can now burst free and administrate my cure to all of those who so desperately need it.

D-9341: Doc, I’m talking you right now you’re better off staying in here.

SCP 049: Ah, hello D-9341. Why the friendly gesture all of a sudden?

D-9341: It’s not a friendly gesture, it’s a warning. I have seen what the world is now with the current generation and trust me you won’t like it.

SCP 035: Yeah, sorry hun. The world is more my style then it is yours style.

SCP 049: Nonsense, I have send a lifetime developing my methods to get rid the pestilence and I won’t let it roam free.

D-9341: Doc, this is worst then the pestilence.

*049 opens doors*

*Insert random crazy shit you’re thinking of here*

*049 close door*

SCP 049: OH MY!!!

D-9341: Told you

[soliusss]

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[wright16024]

When you’re in stuck in quarantine and you just start talking about the first thing that pop out of your head out loud.

[nefariouscryptid]

He’s ready to be operated on @cloudy-dayys @doctor-meat

REBLOGS>LIKES

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SCP 035 + SCP Secret Laboratory = Regrets

SCP 106: OH MY GOD, we've been searching for hours now. I nearly got every wall cover up

SCP 079: I’m looking at all the cameras and I don’t see anyone so far. 

SCP 049: If it wasn’t for 173 snapping most of the players necks so early in the game. We could’ve had fun.

SCP 173: It’s not my fault you walk like you got something shove up your ass.

SCP 049: I only have one child, 096 kill two people, 106 took five people in his pocket dimension and 079 killed one person from Tesla gate.

SCP 096: Guys please stop fighting 

SCP 079: There has to be more survivors, it shows that there’s 5 remaining

* sounds of the intercom room mics turning on* 

SCP 106: INTERCOM ROOM!!

SCP 049: BACK OFF! This one mines 

SCP 035: To all of the remaining survivors hiding like bitches, I would like for you all to hear a special song I got for my sweetheart 049!

SCP 049: Oh it just 035

SCP 035: Rawr ​x3 nuzzles, pounces on you, uwu you so warm (Ooh). Couldn't help but notice your bulge from across the floor….

*Everyone screaming*

SCP 049: 173, PLEASE STOP HIM!!

SCP 173: RIGHT

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Containment Breach The Musical

SCP 173: There’s a 104 days from us being released now 

SCP 049: And the guards come around just to end it 

SCP 035: So the way we will break out from our little prisons

SCP 079: Is having Maynard just expose them

Every SCP: SO WE CAN

SCP 173: Snap all necks and get them terrified when they're looking at me

SCP 106: Discovering a man that came from the ground 

D-9431: (WHAT!!)

SCP 106: Who haven’t once took a shower 

SCP 079: Jumpscaring the player all day, 

SCP 682: Making some random noise 

SCP 049: And basically sensing the disease. I SEE YOU THERE

SCP 1048: Collecting human ears,

SCP 939: Gaining the player trust 

SCP 096: And driving this poor guy insane

 D-9341: (OH SHIT!!)

SCP 035: As you can see there’s a whole lot of stuff to do before you have the chance to escape

D-9341: (ARE YOU SERIOUS)

 Every SCP: So stick around cuz these scps are going give you it all

Every SCP: So stick around cuz these scps are going give you it all

D-9341: OKAY who was one that made the scps self aware of the game.

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049 Fandom in a nutshell

*SCP 035 and 049 playing cards in Doc cell*

SCP 035: Man, you’re so lucky to have a huge fandom appreciate you while I’m in the corner just being made fun of. Don’t get me wrong, I’ll love being the comic relief person but I would like some real appreciation now and then.

SCP 049: .... Are you KIDDING ME?

SCP 035: What?

SCP 049: My fandom is just a bunch of immature adolescence that gets a kick off of my seductive echoey voice (Thanks, The Volgun) to the point they see it as ASMR. 

SCP 035: *Laughing* I wouldn’t blame them. Well, atleast it’s not like 173 fandom.

SCP 049: Good heavens on that one

*035 slam his last card on the pile*

SCP 035: BINGO!!! I win, now give me kisses

SCP 049: That now how you end the game ......... nevermind 

*035 pounces on 049*

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Any Suggestions?

SCP 035: Alright bros, we have one night to celebrate. Any suggestion?

SCP 049: Studying the human body.

SCP 079: Hacking the system. 

SCP 096: Hiding in the corner and cry. 

SCP 106: Touch people in an uncomfortable way.

SCP 173: Snap necks! Those sweet juicy necks.

SCP  682: Trash talking to people like on the internet.

SCP 035: ........ It’s clear to me that none of you guys really want to seize this opportunity to chill together like bros. So that why I planned ahead to have the best celebration this site had ever had.

SCP 079: And what’s that. 

*Opens 049 cell to have pillows stack up to the rim*

SCP 035: PILLOW FIGHT!!!

SCP 049: WAIT WHAT, where did you get those pillows from? and why & how are they in my cell? 

*035 whack 049 to the ground*

SCP 106 and 682: NICE!!

SCP 079: I despise organic life.