i'm hangry. 🍔

katie │ 28 │ esfj adventurer; wannabe cryptid ଘ(੭ˊᵕˋ)੭ ☑ supernatural ☑ tolkien ☑ star trek ☑ video games ☑ shitposts

[elvis-shrimpley]

Woah mama I'm a shrimp

[aflo]

I truly believe we don't have much time left

[monster1994]

the kindest bug in the world just curled up to sleep

[termagax]

Hello there. Guess how much money I made last year? $28. I’m an investment banking analyst at a boutique firm, in M&A. I have my undergrad from the University of Chicago, one of the top schools in the country. With bonuses, sometimes I make even more. Are you jealous of that? Most people on Tumblr are usually jobless or they decided to major in the humanities and are poor.

$28?

[blemgoid]

wearing my steampunk cosplay to parent teacher night

[cryptotheism]

Hitting the absinthe a little too hard and bragging to a particularly effeminate single father about "my dirigible." Get behind the control module of my steam-driven automocarriage, pulling out into traffic. Instantly t-boned by a Dodge charger doing 50 in a school zone. Neck pulverized like a tube of Pringles.

[epilepticsaints]

[if-you-see-gay-me]

[magnetictapedatastorage]

[heatandapathy]

Needs the last part

[captainscarletsc]

[scoundrellyfeline]

@heatandapathy you forgot the best part

[tsamired]

you are never living this down

[fleshdyke]

godawful post i made when i was 14. let me escape it please god

[richcrazydad]

Never!

[somecallmekay]

NOT EVEN IN DEATH

[beemovieerotica]

please pray for our american hero

[beemovieerotica]

HOPE FOR THE WORLD

[blond-shell]

"We will explore. We will build. We will build ships. We will visit again. We will construct science outposts. We will drive rovers. We will do radio astronomy. We will found companies. We will bolster industry. We will inspire. But ultimately, we will always choose Earth. We will always choose each other." —Christina Koch, Artemis II Mission Specialist

[yellow-cat]

im always saying this

[raylangivins]

[otternottertv]

poke you with my noise

[pjackk]

1 gulp was left my lucky day

But now i dont feel normal

[the-big-mood]

A teacher showed up at school with a PlayStation 5 and started playing Assassin's Creed to explain the Industrial Revolution.

[minloafie]

Drew Light Yagami for a friend!

[the-big-mood]

[wizardshark]

How do I explain Plato's allegory of the cave to my cat?

[sexshopshenanigans]

gato’s allegory of the fishtank

[lovely-v]

Being crazy about a piece of media for any amount of time will leave a weird mark on you forever because years later you’ll see someone posting something about it like “can we talk about this frame” and you’ll be like “ah that frame. i know all about that frame. I was once a scholar of that frame.”

[honeyfawns]

sunset and sunflowers pt 2 • ig: paintkid

[kosmogrl]