niklas | he/they | 18+

just havin a good time on this silly little website

[soshinee]

if u think abt it i guess bald ppl are the most aerodynamic. i bet if u shot a bald person out of a cannon they wld fly way further than a haired person

[soshinee]

which of course is a huge advantage in day to day life

[unapologetic-autie]

Executive dysfunction in a nutshell

[pukicho]

My submission for a new simplified American Dollar bill design which could begin printing as early as 2027

[stayingoldwithme]

how would they make the text go out the dollar bill?-

[pukicho]

Okay wise guy

[pukicho]

Alright

[lucifersimp]

Like this, duh

[pukicho]

Get that wise guy back here. Now

[soymoss]

emo heron in boots

[greelin]

(guy who is wearing all yellow voice) Boy i sure hope no one looks at me in a noticeable way

[greelin]

like can we be serious for a moment please. Use our brain

[yeahawvampire]

How's Curious George doing btw

[greelin]

hey. That was devastating

[greelin]

he’s already dead we don’t have to keep beating

[loveridden1999]

top 3 hobbies for young adults:

1. borrowing misery from future

2. carrying grief of the past

3. agonizing over the present

[wutheringheightsfilm]

every day it just concerns me how little compassion people have. no compassion for those living in the global south. no compassion for immigrants. no compassion for disabled ppl. no compassion for addicts. no compassion for prisoners. no compassion for children. like holy shit ...

[wutheringheightsfilm]

i made a separate post about this but actually there are plenty of people cough white people who care about animals more than they ever do human people . not what i'm talking about make your own post

[nourishedbytime]

[omtai]

they should invent a cigarette that gives you vitamins and hrt and shit

[infectiouspiss]

TESTOSTEROEN CIGARETTE BEING SMOKED BY A BUTCH DYKE OUTSIDE THE BAR SHE SHOTGUN THR SMOKE INTO MYMOUTH I GET SO HARD I PASS OUT SMASH MY HEAD AND DIE

[infectiouspiss]

sorry that was meant for the tags

[omtai]

it’s okay. You’ve painted a beautiful and true picture

[sacred-portal]

[boobookittenartblog]

Common Grackle by David Sibley 

[dizzypplbecomeblurry]

i go on instagram reels to observe the strange rituals

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i appear to have made mortal nemeses with a pigeon

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

tumblr stop rooting for the pigeon

[iamcon-fu-sion]

pick a side

team gaud

team pigeon

Voting ended onJun 1

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

CEASE THIS IMMEDIATELY

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

you people are. unkind to me

[d4lifesworld]

You... voted for the pigeon, too?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i know when i'm outmatched

[illustratus]

Joan of Arc wearing armour and mounted upon a horse at the head of her troops

by Jules Prater

[monsieurenjlolras]

This is your regularly scheduled reminder that "Life finds a way" is about the dinosaurs becoming transgender

[archive-moth]

The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild (2017) The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom (2023)

My favorite locations in Botw and Totk — 4th Place: Spring of Power

[chronurgy]

Getting divorced so I can have post-marital sex (new and exciting type of sin)

[kushblazer666]