sum. getting dilfkuna a cock and ball ring
⊱ ۫ ׅ ✧ cw. age gap (reader is around 21, sukuna is in his 40s), sukuna has some erectile dysfunction, use of a cock ring, oral (m receiving), piv sex, squirting, creampie, the joy of reader's life is annoying the shit out of him, usual banter at the end
⊱ ۫ ׅ ✧ an. i was going to work on my other thing to post but then this idea popped up in my head and wouldn't leave till i wrote it...
Roughly over fifty percent of men over the age of forty report some variation of erectile dysfunction—and unfortunately, Sukuna is a victim to the statistics.
The man is in his mid forties, every inch of him having aged like fine wine— from his chiseled features, to impressive amount of lean muscle mass, to the few strands of silver shining amidst the bed of pink on his scalp that hasn't really seemed to have thinned at all (he says it's because he doesn't have a wife, and especially because he doesn't have kids).
Well…every inch except for the nine inches below his belt.
To be fair it's not that bad as of yet — but it's still a very clear indicator of his age.
A problem that most younger men don't have.
Sukuna's penis truly has a mind of its own.
You remember the first time it happened; you were sloppily making out on his leather couch, insistently dry humping him where his bulge should've been.
Assuming it just needed a little extra love, you sank to your knees and began to unzip his pants.
And Sukuna was…strangely quiet. Possibly even a bit nervous.
You didn't realize it then because…it's Sukuna. The last person you expected to be quiet or nervous.
Well soon you were reaching for his cock, tugging it out of his boxers to notice it was still mostly…soft.
You didn't comment. It probably just needed your mouth on it.
Sukuna's jaw was clenched, he looked wound up even, which you figured was arousal — so you confidently slid his foreskin back and took the tip into your mouth.
For about four minutes you sucked on his flaccid dick, even pulling out the advanced techniques — lightly licking at the fold of skin near the bottom, tracing the edge of the glans, gently massaging his balls.
He was certainly breathing harder, fingers almost tentatively stroking your hair, but…
You were considering whether you should just reach lower for some extra stimulation when you pulled back, wiping your lips as you looked up at him, confusion clouding your eyes.
"Am I…doing something wrong? You know you can tell me if I am, I'm open to constructive criticism—"
He sighed deeply, eyes screwing shut as his head fell back.
Finally he admitted a tight, "…It's nothing to do with you."
That's all it took for you to click, a little grin playing on your lips.
"Oh I get it," you said, tucking him back in as he lifted his head to peer down at you, "It's alright."
"I mean it," he insisted, apparently not believing your lack of offense, "it's not you, you know I think you're sexy—"
"Chill, I'm not taking it personal," you giggled, climbing up onto him, "I was starting to think you were harvesting life energy from kids with the way you had like…no age related problems until now."
His eyes seem to narrow in faint offense, but his hands come to support you on your hips anyways.
"At least I won't have a sore jaw tonight," you hummed.
And for the most part, Sukuna usually didn't have issues getting it up except on the occasion—the more frequent issue was not being able to get hard enough, or get his erection to last.
A few times during sex it just started to go soft.
He'd cuss, glare at his own dick in betrayal and glare at you even harder when you weren't upset in the slightest — only kind of amused, taking to poking at his limp dick till he swatted your hand away.
Before he finished you off with his mouth or fingers, of course.
Truly you didn't really see it as much of an issue…after all there were still so many fun things to do in the realm of sex that didn't require an actual dick.
The main hurdle was his ego — oh, he stopped wanting to even try to have sex with you, snapped when you suggested that maybe he could go to the doctors.
But you? You had other ideas in mind.
Sukuna's finally relaxing on the couch, TV on and drink in hand for some downtime. You were only only allowed to come over on the condition that "you didn't bother him."
Obviously, those words never mean shit.
In fact, you're already crawling up next to him on the couch, a length of string in one hand. He pretends he doesn't see you, like that'll stop you from whatever bullshit you're about to pull.
He swallows his drink a little too hard, setting it on the table beside him before turning to shoot you a glare.
His eyes drift to the string. "No."
"You don't even know what it is yet."
"I know I want nothing to do with it."
"Sukuna," you sigh, "I'm trying to help you—just trust me."
He suspiciously eyes you again. "If I say yes, will you stop bothering me?"
With his permission, you crudely stick your hand into his pants and pull his cock out. He shifts a little, watching you closely as you wrap the string around his base.
"Getting you a ring," you hum, unraveling the string once you get the circumference and holding it at that point.
He looks at you again, completely serious. "No. You're too young. At least get your degree before you sign your life away."
"…A cock ring," you clarify. Then after a second, your brows pinch in confusion as his words sink in. "Honestly there's a lot of things wrong with that, but do you really think I'd wanna marry you? You'd be a terrible husband."
"And you think I'd want an irritating wife that ties my dick up?"
And that weekend when you end up at his place, already topless and about to suck him off, you pull a fast one and whip it out.
"Uhm, a cock and ball ring? I got it in your size," you proudly announce, before tapping on the little thing at the top and turning it on. It buzzes. "Look, it even has a vibrator!"
Sukuna scowls at it. "No."
You give him a pleading look; he doesn't budge.
"I'm not putting that…electrical gadget on my penis. Shit looks like a torture device."
"What?! No, it's a pleasure device," you correct him.
You groan. "God, people your age and your fear of new technolo—"
"Excuse me?" he cuts in with a growl. "Have you been living in this apartment with your eyes closed, woman? Everything in my place is newer than yours."
It's true — the man even has a smart fridge though you can't think of a single reason why someone would need a fridge with a huge iPad embedded into it.
That's not what matters now, though.
"And you're still scared of a sex toy?" you push, intentionally provoking him.
"Stop saying bullshit. I'm not scared."
"Oh my god, just try it. If you don't like it we can take it off, not like it's being superglued on. …It's supposed to help your dick stay harder and for longer," you add.
That grudgingly gets his attention. "Why the hell wouldn't you start with that information?"
"It was a trust exercise—one that you failed, by the way."
He sighs, rubbing his temple. "Whatever. Give it here then."
"No, I want to put it on you."
His lip twitches, eyes narrowing. "Do you know that you're insufferable?"
You take that as permission and eagerly reach forward to grasp his warm cock to slip it through the first ring.
It seems snug — not too tight — but you check anyways. "Does it hurt?"
"You don't need to inform me, I can see what you're doing."
"Right testicle first," you obnoxiously announce, slipping it into the silicon ring as you hear him growl. "And now the left—"
You grin, admiring the black rings around him, slowly stroking his length, already beginning to swell up on its own.
"See? You don't mean that."
"That," he says, eyes flicking pointedly down to his stiffening shaft, "Is because you're hot—"
"Which doesn't make you any less irritating."
You chew your cheek, trying not grin wider as you bend your neck and spit right onto his tip, beginning to darken and redden as blood steadily flows down.
The glob of saliva shines, dripping down the side and he exhales just a little too sharply.
Slowly you lower yourself on the bed, wrapping your fist around his length, mouth taking in his tip to swirl your tongue over it. Languidly pumping him, your head moves in shallow bobs and his breathing gets heavier.
"Shit—I hate that evil mouth of yours."
You hum around him—and right then, you lower your finger to click the vibrating part on.
It buzzes to life, and Sukuna gasps, all his muscles flexing as he tenses.
"Fuck—" he grits out, entire cock pulsing with the vibrations.
He reaches to switch it off due to the sheer intensity but you slap his hand away, mouth working more insistently on the upper part of his cock now.
After a few more second you switch it off but continue sucking — and after a minute you turn it on again.
For about seven minutes you continue like this, intermittently turning the vibrator on and off to get the area really worked up.
Finally, you pull back to take a look, strands of spit snapping.
A delicious heat crawls up your spine, blurring your thoughts at the sight in front of you.
His toned, inked body resting, thighs spread, and everything in between them flushed and swollen.
And sure enough, his cock is more engorged than you've seen it in a long time, flushed with blood suffusing the tip, balls tighter and plumper where they strain out of the ring on the bottom.
"It looks," you swallow, wetting your lips, "uh…really good on you."
Before he can say anything, you drip more spit over his tip, leaning back down to lazily run your tongue up his length from base to the slit — something else glistening there, slightly salty on your tongue.
His dark eyes are lidded, successfully having been pushed to the point where he's too turned on to deny it doesn't feel amazing.
Unable to hold on any longer, he finally he tugs you forward. "I want to be inside you. Feels like forever since I came in you."
"…You're still on the pill right?"
You laugh breathlessly as you straddle his hips — but with your legs forward, firmly planted on the bed so he gets the full view of your slick cunt as you lean back.
"As if you wouldn't finish inside even if I wasn't."
"Wanted to know if I'll have to buy a Plan B tomorrow," he murmurs, rubbing his cock against your damp folds.
He's too impatient to tease you tonight — lining himself up at your waiting entrance, he pushes into the flesh and both of you groan.
Your walls hug his turgid length as it slides in deeper and deeper until he's bottomed out and there's nowhere left to go.
There's a half second of soaking in the feeling of being full before he grabs your hips — sliding out before his pelvis snaps forward again.
Over and over again, till you're panting, face slightly scrunched in pleasure as his cock drives in and out of you.
"S-See?" you manage, "Wasn't it worth listening to me?"
He grins, tugging your forward till you collapse chest to chest, so that he can firmly grab your ass to begin pummeling into you. You squeal into his neck, arms wrapping around it as your body rocks with each thrust.
"Ohmygod feels good, feels so good—" you gasp, tits pressing into his hard chest, "Harder—"
You lift your head to look him with hazy eyes.
"Goddamn brat—" he hisses, harshly squeezing one of your asscheeks, spreading it to the side a bit.
And he does go harder, with wet slaps filling the room till you moan and whine brokenly, until your remember—
He manages to pause, chest rising and falling beneath you as you quickly reach down — and click the vibrator on.
His dick vibrates inside you, but even better is that your clit is pressed to the vibrator, making you cry and clench around him.
"Jesus—" he grits out, grip tightening as he begins to fuck you harder than before, breath hot and ragged against your skin when he presses his lips to your neck. "You feel good, so fucking perfect—"
His tongue drags up your neck, sucking and placing wet kisses all over that push you even closer to your orgasm.
"Ohmygod, don't stop, don't stop—" you beg feeling your climax begin to tear its head.
"Gonna cum baby?" he breathes into your skin, sticky with his saliva. "Do it. Lemme feel you cum all over my cock."
With a high wail you snap, squeezing tight around him, his dick fucking the warm fluid out of you till it splatters onto the sheets, runs down his balls.
And just as soon, with one last thrust his hips are stilling as he buries inside you so deep the toy presses to your overstimulated clit.
Eyes rolling, jaw tight, and a full on moan as he cums harder than you've ever seen before. His cock pulses, still vibrating as it spits spurts of hot, thick cum inside your dripping pussy. Holding you down tight so you're forced to take all of it till the very last drop.
That's when he lets go of you and you quickly reach down to fumble with the toy till it turns off so that you can finally breathe.
Your head drops, the sweat on your bodies making skin stick where it's pressed together.
Cum overflows from your cunt, trickling out from around his softening dick as your body returns to baseline, heart rate evening out again and muscles loosening.
Silence—and just as you open your mouth,
Despite his tone he idly strokes your back.
"Ugh, you suck. Just admit it was a good idea."
His shoulders shift in a shrug under you. "Broken clock's still right twice a day, princess."
"That's rude," you huff, "All I do is come over here to be insulted—"
"And sleep in my bed. Finish the food in my fridge. Take up counter space with your little bottles and shit… All despite having your own place to stay, by the way."
You groan dramatically, flopping over him. "This is supposed to be my safe space. My no stress space."
"Because it becomes my 'stress space' instead whenever you're here."
"Okay," you pause, quickly thinking of something to keep the conversation going so that hopefully he doesn't remember this time. "What're we eating for dinner?"
"Go piss and I'll tell you."
You groan again, wriggling off him.
"You want a UTI just because you're lazy?"
"I'll take my chances," you mutter.
"I don't need to go genius. Tank's empty."
There's some movement beside you as he grabs something from the dresser—then lightly smacks your head with it.