Everything that happens is from now on.

This blog is dedicated to singer/songwriter Ed Sheeran.

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Instead of talking about Donald Trump and how “funny” he is, can we take this seriously and consider someone who acutually cares to become the new leader, like Bernie Sanders?

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How Do Court Reporters Keep Straight Faces? These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place. ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS: He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’ ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you? WITNESS: My name is Susan! _______________________________ ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth? WITNESS: July 18th. ATTORNEY: What year? WITNESS: Every year. _____________________________________ ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you? WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can’t remember which. ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you? WITNESS: Forty-five years. _________________________________ ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? WITNESS: I forget.. ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot? ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning? WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam? ____________________________________ ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he? WITNESS: He’s 20, much like your IQ. ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken? WITNESS: Are you shitting me? _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time? WITNESS: Getting laid ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: She had three children , right? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: How many were boys? WITNESS: None. ATTORNEY: Were there any girls? WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney? ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated? WITNESS: By death.. ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated? WITNESS: Take a guess. ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual? WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female? WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I’m going with male. _____________________________________ ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney? WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work. ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people? WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight. _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to? WITNESS: Oral… _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time? WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample? WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question? ______________________________________ And last: ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing? WITNESS: No.. ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor? WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

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oh my god these are great

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fuck this is like reading a jokes and not actual quotes

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…on performing “Drunk in Love” with Beyonce [x]

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1989 Nashville

Hey @taylorswift ! I haven't seen you in 4 years. I graduate college in December and would love to come to your show in Nashville tomorrow night! Tickets are madly expensive due to scalpers and a college kid's budget is low. Can you help a friend out? - Brendon

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Ed Sheeran performed at the Nova End of Tour Party here in Perth along with his support acts Conrad Sewell and Jamie Lawson.

Such a nice bloke, incredibly down to earth, was a pleasure to get to see him do some tunes up so close. He puts on a great show too.

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Bend it Ed.

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Ed Sheeran flew out of Adelaide on Good Friday, bound for Perth for the last of his Australian concerts. x

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Ed Sheeran Nashville Tickets

Whenever I’m using a fan club pre-sale, I NEVER have any luck. But today, the odds were in my favor. The show is assigned seating (no general admission) and I somehow got the section closest to the stage, row 2. My bank account hates me, but I’m TOO excited about seeing him again! 

With that being said, is anybody else going on here?! I’d love to meet up with any of you before the show and hopefully see some of you from last year! 

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so ed, first time in india. what got you here? 

well i didn’t know i had any fans here! [x]

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More photos in Shanghai Interview & photoshoot & gig Credit to @ AEG中国 on Sina Weibo

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Ed at the airport in Seoul.  :) ♥