Procrastination Central

[writergal-meh]

Researching Blackbirds for a short story. Came across this badass riding a hawk.

[gifbro]

[4gifs]

Some say he’s still searching for that snowball. [video]

[writergal-meh]

I hate my printers and I’ve decided to name them “Blood” and “Ghost.”

[witchhzel]

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

writing adult emails is awful

its like

hi [name of person], 

this formatting is making me uncomfortable but I have to tell you something / ask you something that is vital to my career as a student. 

I re-read and edited that sentence for an hour, but you’ll probably just glance over it for half a second.

thanks! 

- [name]

[duskeos]

k

-professor

[ischemgeek]

I have a stock format and structure I use.

Dear Person I am Writing To:

This is an optional sentence introducing who I am and work for, included if the addressee has never corresponded with me before. The second optional sentence reminds the person where we met, if relevant. This sentence states the purpose of the email.

This optional paragraph describes in more detail what’s needed. This sentence discusses relevant information like how soon an answer is needed, what kind of an answer is needed, and any information that the other person might find useful. If there’s a lot of information, it’s a good idea to separate this paragraph into two or three paragraphs to avoid having a Wall of Text.

If a description paragraph was used, close with a restatement of the initial request, in case the addressee ignored the opening paragraph.

This sentence is just a platitude (usually thanking them for their time) because people think I’m standoffish, unreasonably demanding, or cold if it’s not included.

Closing salutation,

Signature.

People always ask me how I can fire off work emails so quickly. Nobody has figured out yet that it’s the same email with the details changed as needed.

[buckypupbarnes]

[weloveshortvideos]

[zombielovejuice-deactivated2020]

WE ALL KNOW THAT EMOTION

[adricapproved-deactivated201705]

UNMUTE THIS

[matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll]

I’m the dog

[emeraldbriar]

My emotion right now is this dog.

[blogdogz]

[shinjukugewalt]

What range

[jude-st-francis-deactivated2016]

[4gifs]

[tastefullyoffensive]

World Leaders with Man Buns (photos via DesignCrowd) Related: Men With Fabulous Flower Beards

[rockpapercynic]

NO, DON’T TAKE IT OUT. YOU LEAVE IT IN THERE AND YOU THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU DID.

[tastefullyoffensive]

(photo by degenerate86)

[shouldnt]

Pro tip

If you leave your homework until the last minute, it will only take a minute.

[writergal-meh]

[attack-clifford]

Who is a better candidate?

Reblog for Dancing Pumpkin Man Like for Donald Trump

[corpsegirlforever]

I have seen 1 person like this so far

[writergal-meh]

Spongebob: Krabs is a fuck.

Random Garbage Man: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

Spongebob: Well, sometimes but not recently.

Spongebob: Hey Patrick, do you know what that word means?

Patrick: Krabs.

Spongebob: No not that word. That word.

Patrick: Fuck?... Hey, I think I know what that means. That is one of those sentence-enhancers.

Spongebob: Sentence-enhancers?

Patrick: You use them. when you wanna talk fancy. You just sprinkle them over anything your saying and whammo-- you got yourself a spicy sentence sandwich.

Spongebob: Oh, I get it. Let me try. (Clears throat). Hello, Patrick. Lovely fucking day we're having, isn't it?

Patrick: Why yes it is, Spongebob. This fucking day is particularly fucking lovely.

Spongebob: How fucking right you are Patrick.

Patrick: Fuck.

Spongebob: Fuck.

Patrick: Fuck.

Spongebob: Oooh. You're right Patrick. My lips are tingling from the spiciness of this conversation.

Patrick: (Laughing) Yeah mine too. (More Laughing)

Spongebob: (Also laughing) It tingles when I laugh.

[tastefullyoffensive]

by Rob DenBleyker