I’m An Affront To God But In Like A Sexy Way

Mikey | Ao3: Bubblegumchaos | they/he | disabled

[writernothingness]

Always have some fics cooking

Check them out under my “my fics” tag

[userfish]

my ducks? in a row. the elephant? addressed. my goose? cooked. my eggs? in several baskets. the bigger fish? fried.

[creez-un-compte]

Your monkeys ?

[thereisalesbianintheforest]

those aren’t mine.

[jukebarks]

reminder

[0v9]

A truthberry might make you tell the truth... But a lieberry? A lieberry will loan you books

[fangorn-forest]

not enough secret gardens and hidden passageways and bookshelves that open to a mysterious library these days. get working on that girls.

[paperjoshi]

on it boss

[paperjoshi]

trapped in the catacombs boss

[icantspellthings]

I don't have time for sex, I'm too busy running a blog that only 11 or 12 people care about

[auspex]

surely the conses wont quence

[sour-charity]

peer reviewed

[the-greatest-taste-around]

nice outfit LOSER. 1443 called but in a dialect of Early Modern English that hadn't experienced the Great Vowel Shift yet so i don't know what it said

[gayvampyr]

me after a minor inconvenience: i hope i get hit by a [remembers i’m anti car-centric infrastructure] pedestrian

[chongoblog]

ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

[chongoblog]

[chongoblog]

HAPPY BIG TWENTY NEIL

[hyper-dorphin]

I’ve got that dog in me and its name is unspecified tic disorder

[uncannyannieg]

moon joy !!!

[ghostmouses]

mad about being chronically ill so I baked a cake about it

[huyandere]

just saw daddy kissing santa! 😭

[miraclemaya]

none of those words are in the epic of gilgamesh

[sumerianlanguage]

𒅗𒁉 𒂠𒃼𒀭𒄑𒉋𒂵𒎌𒀀𒅗 𒉡𒅅

[enbaluka-tokyo-drift]

[the-halfling-prince]

I'm sure this has been done before