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I’m currently doing a rewatch of one of my favorite movies ever, Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement, which if you haven’t seen, was a very influencial movie for young Gen Zs growing up in the early 2000s. But in my rewatch I realized the sequel that I’d love to see made.
Basically it would act as both a Sequel and a Prequel, telling the story of Mia’s daughter, the new Princess of Genovia, in tandum with the story of Clarisse and how she became Queen of Genovia all those years ago. I want to see her arranged marriage with King Rupert, with her early relationship with Joe, and then later into the life of Mia’s father and the death of both him and her husband. It would parallel a lot of parts of both the women’s lives, and of course, we’d bet Julie Andrews back in her iconic role to tell her story.
I don’t know about y’all, but I’d pay good money to see something like this
Hello! This is a little snippet of my novel based on my Dungeons and Dragons campaign. Please let me know if you guys want more content from this story (I’ve got a ton so far)
Content Warnings: Mentions of injury, past injury, scars, mild nudity, swearing, and some fluffy content
Jacob opened the door to Meira’s room and the familiar interior worked like a tonic on his battered soul. Warm lit, comfortable, and smelling of lavender and pine. Across the walls were various odd sketches she’d done over time, people and place and creatures she’d come across in her journeys. On the vanity were a collection of small trinkets she’d stolen or commandeered over her time in the Guild and her desk was covered in bits of paper and ink stains. The fire was lit, casting a comforting glow across the room.
He dropped his bag to the floor and threw his coat over the back of the desk chair, quietly lighting a few of the wall sconces that filled the room with a hazy and comforting glow. He collapsed on the bed, allowing the fatigue from the day’s events to wash over him as he slipped into a light sleep. Not long after, with his experienced sense of hearing, he blinked one eye open to see the bedroom window creak open and Meira slip inside, her hood drawn up above her head. Jacob sat up on his elbows, staring at her through sleep cloaked eyes.
“Where have you been?”
“Had to take care of a few things, that’s all,” she replied, pulling down the hood and shaking out her slightly damp dark hair.
“Is that your answer to everything?” he asked, watching as she took off her rain-soaked armor and hung it to dry in front of the fireplace. The orange glow of the flames seemed to dance across her form, moving past her with a level of elegance that only she could control. “Why didn’t you use the door?”
“Thought the window would be quieter, guess I was wrong,” she said, pulling off her armor followed by her undershirt. Along the side of her muscled torso was a long wrap of bandages, splotches of blood beginning to bleed through the dressing.
He sat up abruptly upon seeing the crimson smeared cloth. “Whoa, what happened?” he asked.
Mei shrugged, struggling through the pain to unwrap the soiled bandages from around her body. “Occupational hazard, you know how it goes,” she replied.
“Here, sit,” he said, getting up from the bed and reaching for his bag where he pulled out a roll of clean bandages. “That looks a little worse for wear.”
Reluctantly she sat down on the small stool next to the fireplace and Jacob pulled up the chair from the desk, hovering beside her as he gently undid the dirty bandages. She winced slightly as he peeled off the final layer, revealing a long ragged gash that went from just beyond her hip bone to just under the ribs on her back.
“Fuck’s sake, Mei,” he breathed, taking in the severity of the wound. “Who did this?”
“One of your lovely bandits had a dagger that I missed, managed to cut through my armor. You’re welcome for the rescue, by the way.”
“Why didn’t you mention this earlier?”
“Come on, you know I’ve dealt with worse,” she replied, adjusting to put her arm around Jacob’s shoulders, giving him a better view of the wound. He gently dabbed at it with a damp washcloth, pulling off some of the dried blood and dirt. “And I wasn’t really thinking about it, rescuing you kind of jumped the queue,” she said, keeping her arm around his shoulders but gently running her fingers through his hair.
“Well I appreciate it,” he said, continuing to dab the area clean. She winced slightly as he touched a particularly painful spot. “Too much?”
“You know I can take it,” she replied, giving him a sideways glance.
He chuckled as he threw away the washcloth and began to wrap the bandages around her torso. “I assume you’re out of magic for the day.”
“Unfortunately. I’d be able to clean myself up with no issue otherwise,” she replied, wincing a little as Jacob continued to wrap the wound.
“Can I take this one off?” he asked, running his fingers along the edge of the black layers that she used to bind her chest. She nodded silently, lifting her arms slightly so he could unwrap the fabric, visible red marks in the pale skin from how tight she kept the binds. She sat back in the chair, now leaving the view of her bare chest exposed. Jacob could see the edges of her elven tattoo that wove across her sternum and under her breasts, splaying across her ribs towards her back. And then there were the scars. Deep cut, extensive, and somewhat grotesque were the variety of scars that trailed all across her back, from the tips of her shoulder blades to just above her hips. Jacob didn’t react to them; he’d seen it a thousand times.
He finished wrapping the bandage around her torso, tucking in the edge of the gauze into a knot to keep it in place. Meira had kept her arm around his shoulders, gently playing with his hair as he worked on her wound.
“You really should be more careful,” he said, looking up at her through the few flyaways that covered his eyes.
She smiled at him. “Why would I do that when I have you to patch me up?” she replied, leaning closer so their noses were almost touching. Gently she leaned forward to catch his lips with hers, pulling him closer with the hand she kept in his hair. His hands found her waist, traveling up her back to hold her by the back of her neck, leaning her form into his.
Suddenly she stopped abruptly, wincing slightly from the wound still prevalent on her torso.
“Okay none of that, don’t want you bleeding all over the sheets,” he whispered, giving her a kiss on the forehead and helping her to her feet.
How to create a character for an online or tabletop RPG (also a good guide on creating characters in general)
Royalty/nobility TV Tropes page
Basic character profile
OC masterpost
Random character generators - (1), (2), (3), (4)
D&D Character Building Tool
Character Design Ideas:
How clothing affects a character’s personality
Character Design Inspiration blog
Concept art, fan art, cool art to be inspired by
Character design references and inspiration
Sources for POC character design ideas and models
Create your own character model using HeroForge
For horned characters
Body and hair types guide
Random outfit generator
Naming Help:
Amazing site with an endless amount of naming resources
General advice on avoiding naming appropriation
Hispanic Surnames
Gothic Victorian names
Huge master list for character things in general
Masterlist of names of all types - including but not limited to ancient/old world names, Celtic, African, Northern European, Southern and Central American Native names, Japanese, Chinese, Mongolian, Polynesian, and more
Another name masterlist
How to pick a character name guide
Yet another names masterlist
Creating Background/backstory:
Character Sheet/Development Sheet
Another character development list
In-depth character personality, motivations and traits sheet
320 talents and passions for characters
On writing likes and dislikes that aren’t frivolous
Why you should write non-human characters non-conforming to the gender binary
Stereotypes, tropes, and archetypes
Random backstory generator
Assassin and thief character tropes to avoid
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Characters who are scientists and writing about them doing science
Describing what different voices sound like
Describing skin tones
Writing friendship interactions that are platonic
Why having one character knock their friend unconscious to prevent them from doing something is a bad idea
Advice on shipping OCs with canon characters and what to avoid doing
Sweet Polly Oliver and Sweet on Polly Oliver situations (think of Disney’s Mulan for an example)
How to write multiple viewpoints/juggling a main cast of more than 4 to 6 characters
How to make readers care about your morally gray hero/anti-hero
On platonic OC and canon character relationships
How to avoid Godmodding in RPs
When it’s cheap to kill off a character
Writing dialogue
Things you shouldn’t do to canon characters
Avoiding purple prose in writing and RPs
Slang resources
Dialogue tips
Websites to chart your story/plot/character relationships
This is a little story piece that I wrote ages ago and due to boredom and lack of brain cells, I decided to pick it up again. It’s a bit rough, but hope you guys like it!
Warning: Violence, Gore, Death
He couldn’t take his eyes off it, this grisley sight before him. Finally, mercifully, the gutteral groans of the guard had subsided as his lifeforce slowly slipped away. The spike protruded from his mouth, streaks of blood dripping from the corners, eyes bulging from their sockets in horrific dimension.
“You know what this is called?” a voice rang out. Appearing from the darkness, the silouette of a woman, dressed in a sleek leather jumpsuit and boots, mask covering her face. “It was called Impalement, many moons ago,” she said, running her fingers along the face of the now impaled and deceased guard. “It was used by an ancient king who wanted to be so feared in the eyes of his enemies that he would leave their bodies like this to rot.” She walked up to where Tobias was tied up, tears streaming down his face, and grabbed him by the chin, her nails digging into his flesh. “They say that the stench from thousands of these rotting corpses was enough to make his enemies turn tail and run. I rather like how he thinks.”
“I know who you are,” Tobias choked, tasting the iron in his mouth as he coughed on his words. The figure stared down at him, her hands still dripping with blood and viscera from the now still moving body in the corner. Then, surprisingly, she let go of him and turned away, running her fingers over the blade in her hand.
“Do you now?” her voice pierced the eerie silence like a shard of glass.
“I saw the obituaries, the soldiers-” he stopped to cough, spitting up more blood into his mouth. “You’re the one who survived the acccident.”
A light chuckle. Then an audible laugh. Then a cackle. She laughed and laughed, louder and louder than before, the sound echoing off the cold stone that surrounded them.
“Survived? Is that what they’re calling it?” she asked, kneeling down in front of him and gently running the blade across his cheek. “Said with such hypocrisy.”
“Hypocrisy? How is it hypocrisy?” Tobias whispered.
The ignored him and rose to her feet again, turning to a table nearby and messing with something atop it. “I must say, I’m quite honored that the General and his friends are thinking of me. I thought I’d have to be one of their playthings to get this much attentions.”
“The General is a great man; those are just slanderous rumors!” Tobias snapped.
“It’s only slanderous if it’s not true. And believe me,” she turned back to face him, the light now revealing a glint in her dark blue eyes. “I know from experience that it is.”
Suddenly there was a pinch at the base of Tobias’s neck and he felt something being injected into his veins. His eyes began to lull, feeling the fatigue from his injuries and whatever was in the vial hit his mind.
“Wh-what did you do?” he asked, trying to keep his head up and vision on her.
“Just gave you a little something. It was lovely chatting with you, Captain; I can’t wait to do it again...”
And I came to a realization. Before I watched it, I saw lots of fanart that said "ineffable husbands" but in my mind I thought they meant "in-f-able" which I took and non fuckable and my first thought was "of course not, they're married!"