The Blacklist, Ozark, Superstore, Arrested Development, The Office, Lucifer (Netflix), John Wick (movies), Gen V/ The Boys, Invincible, and LCDP/ Money Heist
Bolded are my favourites
About me
The Blacklist
Raymond Reddington
Strange Encounters
Undercover (can be read as a stand-alone or the start of a series)
Cheese Cake (can be a stand-alone or in the same story as prev)
The Ring
Distraction
The Loser in This Game
Rough Week (18+)
Reddington Brain Rot (Collection of super short fics)
5 + 1 (finished series!)
Licence to Drive (Me Crazy) (Personal fave)
Uno
Ozark
Marty Byrde
A One-Time Thing
Superstore
Garrett McNeill
Lost Connection
Arrested Development
Michael Bluth
Dating Michael Bluth (Headcanons)
The Office
Jim Halpert
Dating Jim would include...
The Valentine's Question
Lucifer (Netflix)
Lucifer
Dating Lucifer would include... (18+)
John Wick (Series)
Marquis du Gramont
Cautious Yet Optimistic and Graceful
CyOaG Part 2
Headcanons on rings
I Love as Madly as I Hate (this is a personal fave)
Black Noir is known for having a knack of taking over the piano when anyone from your agency is sent to play for Vought. You’ve been warned of this, and although you have played for Vought before, you’ve never come across the mysterious hero. Something you are very grateful for. But your luck can only last for so long.
Under My Skin by @venus-haze
Just when you think you don’t have a chance with Black Noir, an investor gala gives you a new opportunity to get under his skin.
Baby We’re Happy by @the-ferret-of-fandoms
Noir and Reader struggle with a baby, his work, his issues, the media/public etc. I'm not really sure what I'm doing, as per usual. Signing is in this font
The Almost Last Moment by @ebonyslasher
A Touch of Comfort by @/ebonyslasher
Imagine by @editorandchief
Fearless Love by @tweetiescookie
You were the first person to show that Black Noir could be loved and cared for too
Build A Bear by @narcissiah
black noir hcs by @supesoup
Matter of Trust by @mlmxreader
Noir doesn’t trust strangers, and he certainly does not trust the Deep or Homelander.
Domestic by @/mlmxreader
Black Noir isn’t home often, but when he is, you couldn’t be more grateful for what time you get with him.
ᝰ Soldier Boy
SOLDIER BOY MASTERLIST by @zepskies
AFFECTION by @anundyingfidelity
During a mission, Soldier Boy receives a hug from you unexpectedly. He likes it.
A Simple Misunderstanding by @kaleldobrev
Hughie might of overheard something he probably shouldn’t have between you and Ben
Soldier Boy/Ben Masterlist by @/kaleldobrev
Soldier Boy as a Girl Dad by @eclecticqueennerd
ᝰ Billy Butcher
i'm yours by @geminiwritten
you find out that butcher slept with maeve, and attempt to ignore your feelings by going m.i.a. and going home with a complete stranger, only to awake the green-eyed monster living inside of butcher
Undercover by @/geminiwritten
you have to go undercover as butcher’s wife to vought’s annual supe celebration - prompt (that i don’t remember where i saw it, i’m sorry!): “I bet you one hundred dollars that you’re hard right now.” *he stands up and drops $100 on the table*
can’t get too close by @storiesforallfandoms
in which they have feelings for one another, but he’s afraid to admit it after losing his wife. instead, he decides to sabotage her dates, and she’s tired of it
One Mistake by @all-alone-he-turns-to-stone
Homelander got you. According to him, Butcher made one mistake, and it was to fall in love with you. He thinks you’re his weakness. But it’s actually the opposite, he makes you stronger. Jokes on Homelander, he’s the one that made a mistake by bringing you here…
I Guess So by @mind-empty-just-fictional-people
butcher is furious when he learns you’re a supe.
ᝰ Sam Riordan
Don’t Be Embarrassed by multifandomfanficss
You take care of Sam and he takes care of you.
An Extraordinary Existence by happy74827
After the major confusion the group faced just a couple hours before, they all take a moment to reflect what exactly their intentions are
Stay With Me | @/happy74827
Sometimes all we need is a hug, or in Sam’s case, words of assurance.
No Ordinary Life | @/happy74827
The group had almost ran out of options on what to do with Sam, but Andre had decided there was still one more option to explore. And that option, was you.
Soother | @h0nkch0c0late
you have the power of serenity inducement. Most often you don't use it, but when it comes to Sam, it helps more than you think
Pampered | @/h0nkch0c0late
Sometimes your boyfriend just needs a little pampering. Too bad you don't know how the fuck to do it.
grounding | @24hlevi
sam always listens to the rules you set, and he's always a good boy just for you
ᝰ Jordan Li
called it ! | @lilyswritings
academic rivals to lovers with jordan li. need i say more?
Third Time’s the Charm | @writingbyshiloh
Can you write something where Jordan and fem reader are childhood best friends and Jordan had always been in love with her but they feel insecure because they don’t know if reader will like them in both forms romantically
Nosebleed | @/writingbyshiloh
Worth | @psychostxr
What a Creep | @/h0nkch0c0late
Jordan has always been protective over you, especially when it came to Rufus.
NIGHTS LIKE THESE | @inklore
SEX WITH JORDAN IS TWO VERY DIFFERENT EXPERIENCES. | @/inklore
She Likes a Boy (And I’m Not Just a Boy) | @slasherscream
You and Jordan are friends with benefits, and Jordan is trying so hard to be okay with that. Somehow, they still fell in love with you despite their best efforts to not fucking do that. But you’ve only ever fucked them when they’re a guy, so they assume you’re only interested in them one way. Just like everyone else. You’ve never said anything to make them think any different so it’s obvious, right? So they take what they can get. Which is only half. And they keep you at a distance, because anything else will kill them.
Play Date | @jordanli-dribbles
A smutty one-shot about Jordan crashing your COD play ‘date’.
Study Date |@/ jordanli-dribbles
Movie Night | @celianity
having your nemesis attend your roommates’ movie night takes a turn when some unresolved desires flare back up
AN: Reader is dressed as Colombia from Rocky Horror Picture Show with the shiny hat. Going to a Halloween party tonight and I’m shaking w excitement. Some of this got messed up when pasting
CW: Drinking, (finally) non-FBI reader, probably should have been putting age gap was a CW bc he's like 50+ in the show, no beta brace yourself
WC: 0.5k
The pub your friends picked was definitely an old man's pub, just somewhere to drink and pass the time before the club you planned to go to opens. You got a few odd looks, with your group's costumes far from a classic Dracula or superheroes. Instead, the looks you got were probably from the amount of exposed skin, and how your specific costume was full of bright colours which, stood out against everyone else dark pallet. You just had to be Colombia, covered in a rainbow of sparkles, from your gold top hat to your feet.
While some patrons stared at you like you had come from a different planet (which makes your costumes feel even better) no one has made any rude or even borderline comments. You tip well and stay close to each other dishing out workplace gossip. A few of you you sitting on stools by the bar, the rest standing in a semi-circle. , everyone idly keeps an eye on their phones to keep checking the time.
Hat too hot and itchy you take it off, setting it on the least sticky part of the bar, slightly to your side. The pub is pretty empty so you don't feel too bad about your hat just sitting there. It's not until you go to leave that you notice your hat is gone and in its place is a sleek black fedora. While not the highlight of your costume, it did take you ages to sequins on top and you want it back.
Scanning the other patrons you look for anyone wearing your hat and hopefully the owner of the black you’re sporting. You told your friends to go ahead without you, you can catch up. It takes you a few walk-throughs, but you spot your tophat sitting on a booth table, surrounded by a few men in various costumes. Finishing the drink in your hand you walk over.
“Excuse me,” you say, watching everyone in the booth turn to face you “I think you have my hat.”
The short man dressed as a cop sitting on the outside opens his mouth, probably to tell you to get lost, but the man next to him interjects over him.
“Would you look at that? I think I do.” he replies, voice smooth and deep. The hat you’re holding certainly matches the dark suit he's wearing. You smile, reaching to swap the hats. He’s older than you but handsome nonetheless while he returns your smile.
“Please. Allow me to buy you an apology drink.” he says to you, quietly telling the fake policeman next to him “Glenn, move.”
You step back from the table to give the fake cop - Glenn apparently - space to stand, and for your hat thief to move out of the booth. He unfolds, one hand held out for you to shake. You grab it, probably shaking it a bit too hard.
“I’m Raymond, and you’re... Columbia?” He asks, gesturing to your costume. He tips his head while gauging your reaction. You huff out a laugh before telling him your actual name. You like how he sounds repeating it.
“Now, how 'bout that apology drink?” you ask, letting him guide you towards the bar. "And what are you supposed to be?"
"I'm dressed as Raymond Reddington, the FBI's most wanted. My friend there, Glenn, is a cop. Purley his idea, my dear."
"But your real first name is also Raymond?"
"Lifes full of happy coincidences, like how your hat ended up at my table."
You can't help the smile on your face, trying to discreetly text your friends you're going to be very very late.
AN: mutual pining with FBI's most wanted and agent! Reader has my heart idk what to tell you guys. I'll do the tag list at some point I'm just lazy
WC: 0.6k
"Where do you think you're going?" Ressler snaps at Reddington. The criminal doesn't even look phased by Ressler's attitude, instead, he just adjusts his fedora.
"Inside. That's where the criminals are, Donald." He replies, cocking his head as if to better analyze the situation. You press your lips together to hide a smile. A smile which has nothing to do with your small, schoolgirl crush on the concierge of crime. To avoid getting caught smiling, you zip up your FBI windbreaker, the only one in the group to have visible government identification.
Donald leads the way, pushing the door to Reddington. Instead of keeping with the chain, he holds the door open for you. You walk through, politely thanking him and wait in the lobby. When he follows, you allow him to walk in front of you. Having him in the middle helps keep his profile low.
To prevent Raymond from charming the receptionist, Donald leads the group, informing her why you're here (to collect files), who you represent (special FBI task force), and who the man in the suit is (a lie about how he's your supervisor). The files are only minor, nothing critical but the company's phone reception is abysmal.
You can only focus on how she smiles at Ressler, warm and slightly fascinated at what a man in a suit with an important job is telling her. You can't blame her.
"I have some files here, but most are kept in storage on the third floor." she helpfully tells the group, only glancing at you and Reddington, keeping her eyes on Donald. If he's not picking up on her hints it may be time for him to retire. She's toying with her necklace, drawing attention to her lips. Maybe you can give Ressler a shove in the right direction.
"Is anyone on the third floor?" You ask, watching her eyes draw slowly to you. Not rudely or abruptly, but in a caught-oggling way. You flash her a small smile.
"Mhmm. Lon should be up there. I can call him if you'd like." She says, reaching for her desk phone.
"You should stay here. We can go up to the third floor." You tell Donald, a slight bite in your voice so he doesn't argue. Before he can reply, slide your hand on Reddington's shoulder to get him away from the desk.
Once directly in front of you, you give his shoulders a push towards the stairs. Raymond tries to keep his breath steady as he feels you press your chest into his back. Your arms are on his shoulders, trying to move his as fast as you can. You're taking small, wide steps, being careful not to step on his shoes. He's thankful for that but in all honestly, he wouldn't mind whatever you do to him, so long as you're this close.
Once you're out of eyesight, you peel yourself off, looking sheepish. "Sorry, I saw how the receptionist was looking at him, I think she likes him."
"I understand, my dear. Something about a sharp-dressed man?" He asks, slowly acceding the stairs, with you right behind.
"Ew. He's not sharply dressed, he looks like every other FBI agent in a suit." You reply, hoping that Raymond doesn't pick up the subtext in your words, that his suits are much nicer.
He does, but for your sake keeps it to himself. Maybe he'll wear the cream one tomorrow, try and impress you.
How to write a character with a mild concussion told my me, a person with a mild concussion (+ getting hit in the jaw)
It hurts!! Depends on where your character got it, (I feel off my bike and jaw planted into a trash can)
My whole jaw hurts. So the character will have pain there.
A concussion is when your brain slams into your head it’s after having a brain trauma
Write your character having neck and shoulders pain! That’s because you body will tense up and then the muscles will spasm
If your character got hit in the jaw they can feel it in their teeth. If they didn’t break their teeth then it will just be sore.
Sleep! Sleep! Sleep! Have your character sleep. But have another character keep gently waking them up and ask questions for the 48(?) hours
Epson salt! Have your character bath in it, help with muscular
Have another character check on them to see if they have a concussion (if their eyes bounce, dizzy, lights hurts, walking funny)
When your character first get hit or gets a concussion their thoughts might be disoriented (for me my first thoughts was if I had a nose bleed then if my teeth were broken)
Concussion can cause headaches and feeling lightheaded also don’t have your character using tv or phone because the blue lights can hurt your eyes (limit to them have 2 hours of screen time)
Concussion cause cause the character to be irritated, if the character gets more irritated, crying , feeling nauseous then they need to go to the hospital
No coffee shop au can cover what it is really like to work in one. In the last 24h a crackhead fully flashed everyone and there was a guy prowling asking for money and when showing his knife 🫶🏻
when you want to read a smuty fic and you search for "the character you are obsessed with x reader", but find out there's not enough of them and you have to write it yourself..🥲
Oh to be a barista in a cafe close to The Boys office space. You and your coworkers become fond of seeing them throughout the week. The one who always tips and is polite, wearing a new band shirt everyday in contrast to the British one with shirts so busy they hurt your eyes. You and your coworkers argue over if they’re friends or lovers or something worse.
But it’s the French one who caught you eye. Most days he lets you surprise him with a drink, sometimes requesting specifics like cold and caffeinated. Typically you hate these orders but don’t mind making them for him, giving you a bit of time to chat as you ask him if he liked it.
You can’t hate the gorgeous mute lady that comes with him most days, her order typed and ready to go on her notes app as they argue in sign language over who is paying. You ignore the way your heart slightly drops, hearing your customer crush call her “mom cœur” and he slides his bills into your hard first.
It was just a silly crush on Serge (or Frenchie as his friends call him) you tell yourself. One that Kimkio notices, and uses to convince Frenchie to ask out the pretty barista.
CW: NSFW no minors/ageless blogs!!! Also The Deep. Light spoilers, no beta
WC: 193
They love your ass, no question about it. They love watching the way your ass recoils from a slap, whether it's while you’re on all fours and arched for them, or if you’re just picking up something from the floor. That quote “hate to say goodbye but love to see you go?” Yeah, these guys are the definition, always watching how your ass moves as you walk.
BUTCHER, Kimiko, Frenchie, Victoria Neuman, Queen Maeve, Black Noir II, Firecracker, Ashley, Sister Sage.
Tits. No matter the size, they’re obsessed, always sneaking glances (or just straight-up staring) at your chest whenever they can. The obsession gets worse the lower the neckline and the tighter the fit is. Any time you’re alone, they’re nipping, sucking, and kissing your chest until you're moaning and squirming under them.
Starlight, Hughie, HOMELANDER, The Deep, Black Noir I, Soldier Boy, MM, Ashley (again), Joe Kessler.
Tits again, but they tell you for a different reason. They don’t want to reduce you to physical traits, they are in love with you and your personality. But your heart is right between your tits, right?
MM.
They say tits, but deep down they want someone with gills.
CW: NSFW no minors/ageless blogs!!! Also The Deep. Light spoilers, no beta
WC: 193
They love your ass, no question about it. They love watching the way your ass recoils from a slap, whether it's while you’re on all fours and arched for them, or if you’re just picking up something from the floor. That quote “hate to say goodbye but love to see you go?” Yeah, these guys are the definition, always watching how your ass moves as you walk.
BUTCHER, Kimiko, Frenchie, Victoria Neuman, Queen Maeve, Black Noir II, Firecracker, Ashley, Sister Sage.
Tits. No matter the size, they’re obsessed, always sneaking glances (or just straight-up staring) at your chest whenever they can. The obsession gets worse the lower the neckline and the tighter the fit is. Any time you’re alone, they’re nipping, sucking, and kissing your chest until you're moaning and squirming under them.
Starlight, Hughie, HOMELANDER, The Deep, Black Noir I, Soldier Boy, MM, Ashley (again), Joe Kessler.
Tits again, but they tell you for a different reason. They don’t want to reduce you to physical traits, they are in love with you and your personality. But your heart is right between your tits, right?
MM.
They say tits, but deep down they want someone with gills.
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