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꣑ৎ. GOING TO THE MALL W/ ZANKA

[꣑ৎ] IMAGINE shopping with Zanka.

You two both are at the mall due to your request, prancing around from store to store, while your wonderful yet so serious boyfriend just follows you around, holding your bags, like the gentleman is <3

He is definitely the type who does not care about what you're picking out but always pays attention,

“You should get the green one… it brings your eyes better”

You just smirks, “thought you didn’t care about shopping, mister serious.”

“Yeah.. but wouldn’t like you looking like a mess.”

huh.

“HEY,” you yelled while he was just walking away into the store, busy drinking his slushie. You huffed, before quickening your pace, catching up to him, "You know you're unbelievable, right?" you muttered, slipping.

"You say that like I ever even look like a mess."

He doesn't even flinch or turn around, just leaning casually against the rack, nursing the slushie in his hand. "...Didn't say you do," he replies flatly, "Just sayin' I wouldn't like it if you did."

You just narrowed your eyes at him, trying not to smile. "You do know that's basically the same thing, right?"

"It's not."

"It is"

He just sighs, trying to hide that he's unbothered. "Then stop arguing and try it on."

You scoff, but you're already grabbed the shirt and turned towards the fitting room, already holding onto his hand. "Then, shall I try it on, just for you?"

He tried to hide his blush, clearing his throat, with that serious demeanor. "Sure"

You disappeared in the fitting room, while he just sat outside. It took a few minutes before you stepped out, adjusting the fabric around. "Well?" you asked, twirling around.

Zanka looked up, and he stared.

STAAAREEEE.

It wasn't gawking, but those blue eyes lingering on you for a second longer, before settling back on your face. "...Yeah,"

"That's the one."

You cross your arms and a grin on your face, "Mmm, I don't know."

"Get it."

You blinked for a moment. There was NO hesitation in his voice, a little out of character. That cheshire smile gracing your lips, "Oh wow... no hesitation, huh?"

"Told you already," he pointed at you, "looks better on you than it did on the hanger," he said, his voice soft.

You felt your cheek warming up, "You're such a liar," you mumble, looking away, hiding your pinking face.

"Not really," his voice came back with that serious, flat tone.

You rolled your eyes, but were already turning back into the fitting room. "I'm getting it!" You exclaimed.

"Yeah," he said, taking a sip of his slushie, "... I know.."

"I HEARD THAT." You peeked out of the curtain.

After a few minutes, you stepped out in your regular outfit, shirt in hand, already at the register. You walked out with him, thinking about the next store you want to go to.

"Next store?" you asked.

He nodded, adjusting his grip on the bags,

"YAY! So.... Victoria's Secret?!" You exclaimed, already grabbing onto his sleeve, tugging him towards the pink store.

As soon as he heard the words leaving your lips, "No."

You blinked, "No? Why not Zanka?"

"I'm not going in there."

You turned your head to fully face him, hands already on your hips, "And why not?" You asked, and he just gestured vaguely toward the glowing pink stripe store, with mannequins wearing lingerie.

"Ohhh~" You hummed, "Are you shy~" You giggled, pointing at his chest.

"I'm not shy."

"Then come in."

"No."

You narrowed your eyes at him, then walked into the store, your hand dancing through the racks near the entrance, grabbing a dark pink bra, holding it up against your chest.

You tilted your head, "Then, you won't want to see me try it on?"

His expression didn't change, but he exhaled through his nose, dragging his free hand down his face. "You're annoying, you know that?"

"And you're bad at stalling," you shot back, already stepping backward into the store, holding the bra as bait.

"C'mon, Zanka, it's just a store."

He stood there for a moment, then, when he walked, you walked further into the store. He clicked his tongue, "Tch."

And followed you in.

He stuck out like a sore thumb, hands in his pocket, and tense as fuck. His eyes deliberately do not look at anything for too long. Compared to you, that's just flipping through the racks like it's your second nature.

You looked over your shoulder, looking at his tense expression, "Haha.. you look so out of place."

"I am out of place," he muttered,

"Well, not for too long," you said, before grabbing another bra, "This one isn't it so cute?"

He looked at the bra, blinking once, then twice, before hiding his blush with his hand, "Yeah," he muttered,

"Fufu... are you blushing, Zanka?" You pressed your pointer finger against his cheek, and he stiffened at the contact. You felt his skin getting hotter, watching him malfunction for a moment.

His hand comes up, hand on your wrist. "I'm not..." he stops. You leaned a bit closer to him, your grin getting bigger. "You so are~" you sang, tapping his cheek.

"...Shut.. up," he muttered, turning his head away, hiding his pink, flushed face.

You paused before looking at the bra. "Mmm," you hummed, lowering the bra, "so... you also care what I wear in here, right?"

"I... I didn't say that."

"But you looked."

"I.. whatever.."

You blinked, tilting your head to the side, "Wow.. where did my serious boyfriend go?" You mused,

He didn't respond, just blushing more. You stepped back, watching him turn pink.

"Well, shall I try it on, Zanka~"

His eyes flickered towards you, and his face got pinker.

So, yeah, that would be your cute little mall date with Zanka, make sure not to tease him too much <3.

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HELP , LMAOOO, I lowkey forgot I had that on my profile. When I was reading Carl, I thought Carl from love island but I was like …. Huh? But then I opened up the app and I’m like OHHHBH! 😭

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GOJO likes bush.

GOJO x FEM! reader NORA's MENTIONS: I lowkey wanted to troll and do something relevant to the modern day. LET WOMEN HAVE BUSH, IDGAF IF IT'S LIKE A JUNGLE. LIKE LET'S GET A SCYTHE AND AXE SO WE GUIDE OURSELVES THROUGH THAT JUNGLE. THE GTA 6 GIRL NEEDS BUSH, IDGAF. WARNING: THIS IS EXTREMELY FREAKY FOR ONLY THE BUSH AND MUFF ENJOYERS AND THE BUSH HAVERS!! #WE EAT CAKE BY THE OCEAN

✦ GOJO is the type of guy who doesn't really care if it's clear-shaven or if it's all bushy down there. Like, he still gets the job done, and he's not scared of some hair. I mean, the first time he sees your full bush, he doesn't even hide a grin.

✦ I mean, he'll straight-up tell you he doesn't like the bald look. "Feels too clinical. I want my girls soft and wild, just like the rest of you"

✦ FUCK, he's a whore, and he loves everything about you. At first, you were nervous and embarrassed by it the first time you had sex with him, but he doesn't mind AT ALL.

✦ Expect A LOT of casual affection between you two, like hugging or him laying his head on your lap. He'll nuzzle his face against your lower belly or thighs just to feel that soft hair tickling his skin.

✦ GOSH GOJO is the type of guy to have an oral obsession with you; he LIVES for eating you out, and your bush makes it 10X better for him. He buries his face deep, inhaling your scent mixed with the soft curls. He'll tug at your hair gently with his teeth, while licking long stripes up your slit, moaning like it's the best thing in the world.

"Fuck, you smell so good... this pretty little bush is mine, isn't it"

✦ GOJO is the type of guy who LOVES running fingers through your hair while fingering you. His long, slender fingers circle around your clit, and he makes a light tug that makes you jolt. He'll keep on edging you till you're crying, just being smug and whispering in your ear, "Gunna make this pussy soak through all this soft hair".

✦ ONE OF HIS FAVORITES, gotta be face-sitting. He'll pull you up with his strong arms and put you right onto his face, forcing you to grind on his face. The mere friction of your bush against his nose and cheeks while his tongue fucks into you drives him wild.

✦ He gets so, so messy, his chin glistening in your cum, face drenched in it. And he's just laughing breathlessly, "Don't you dare hold back, baby. I want it all over me"

✦ HE'LL MOTORBOATS YOUR BUSH, face fully buried in that, eating you out through, wet curls against his cheek and nose, and he's moaning and groaning how fuckign delicious your pussy is and your natural scent.

✦ HE JUST LOVES YOUR NATURAL SCENT.

✦ GOJO has a habit of pulling your panties to the side instead of taking them off, just so he can see your bush peeking out. And he'll rub his cock against your bikini area before sliding in.

✦ He'll randomly play with bush like it's his personal stress toy. Twirling the hairs around his fingers, gently tugging, and rubbing his palm over your pussy, while he's either watching TV or on a call.

"Mmm, my favorite little jungle just keeps me sane"

✦ DURING SEX, he loves the sight when he's thrusting into your wet pussy. He'll spread your legs wide open just to see where you're connected and rub his thumb against your clit, and against the damp curls.

"Look how wet you get... soaking your pretty bush gets, just gets me going." Sometimes he'll press his pelvis against your just to feel your muff against his skin.

✦ He'll flip you onto all fours, yanking your hips up and rubbing his hard cock all over your bush before slamming into your cunt. Loves the wet schlick sound of your hairy pussy when he thrusts.

✦ GOJO always leaves hickeys and bite marks on your inner thighs and right next to your pussy lips. He'll kiss and lick the area afterward, telling you how much he loves how soft your muff is <3.

✦ He spread your pussy lips with his thumb just to stare at your pussy, and at how your curly hair frames your pussy.

✦ GOJO, after fucking you good, he'll help you clean up but always gets distracted and horny. He'll kneel down and kiss your mound, and murmur against your soft skin. "Don't ever shave this for me, okay? I like my girls hairy and horny."

✦ If you ever mention shaving, he'll get dramatic and start pouting: "Babe, noooo. Don't doo thattt, I'll miss it too much"

✦ He's lowkey a hypocrite; he'll let you trim his happy trail but begs you to never touch yours. He'll help to convince you by fucking the idea out of you, nonstop orgasms back to back.

✦ GOJO is freaky as shit; he loves finishing inside you and then watching his cum drip on you and onto your bush, just to push some of it back in with his fingers.

"Gonna keep my cum right in ya"

He'll even take pictures just to admire his artwork, and sometimes make you walk around with sticky, creamy load drying onto your pelvis and hair.

✦ He loves spreading your legs and watching you play with yourself, while he's stroking himself and watching how your fingers disappear into your pussy. He just loves when your fingers disappear into your bush and come out shiny.

✦ GOJO is the type to steal your worn panties, with pussy juice and all, and press the crotch area straight to his face, just sniffing it like crazy and jerking off to your scent. All that musky scent concentrated in your panties from your pussy, just get him HARDD.

✦ REMEMBER, when I said GOJO LOVES your natural scent, yeah, he has zero shame. He'll push your legs back into a mating press and bury his nose right against your pussy, just to smell you.

✦ HE LOVES when you're sweaty after either training or going to the gym. He just drags you to the shower, but instead of showering, he'll drop down and tongue fuck your pussy while the water runs down your body.

✦ He'll cum right on your bush on purpose, then smear it around and rub it in like lotion, while he's stroking himself off at the lewd sight.

✦ so... yeah, GOJO is a bush enjoyer.

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꣑ৎ. YOU WANN' GUESS THE COLOUR OF MY UNDERWEAR?

A/N: Anyone noticing that Victoria's Secret is stepping up their bra and panties game? They're so cute, but I'm a Calvin Klein girl. I mean, I got the underwear, the sheets, the socks, the shirt, the shorts, EVERYTHING. But you know, I was listening to guess by Charli, and I was thinking, let me just write something before she gets sent to the Khia. This is inspired by @fl4r3z, I really like their takes on the reader walking in on gachiakuta guys.

WARNING: Panty eaters, cunnilingus, freaky ahh behavior, flashing (don’t flash ppl irl), p in v, body worship, reader being a menace.

PAIRING: VARIOUS! male gachiakuta characters x reader

WORD COUNTER: 1.1k

[꣑ৎ] ENJIN

You were already approaching Enjin, who was sitting on one of the couches. Already kicking back with a cigarette from his lips. With that stupid grin on his face, as you saunter towards him.

You tell him to guess what color was underneath your uniform, already casually unzipping your jacket and a little tug down your pants, low enough to flash the edge of the new set you were wearing.

First, he plays along, "Is it red? nah... black? C'mon, give a guy some hints."

He likes the tease at first, I mean, you were already straddling him, grinding on top of him.

But once he "guesses" right, you finally show him. Yanking your pants down, panties exposed. As soon as he saw it, he was hard, like starving,

"Fuck, you know how to make me lose it."

He lowkey loves the fact that you're wearing lingerie underneath your uniform, just makes him hard as FUCK,

Spoiler alert, probably makes you ride him, and finishes inside you while both of you are still partial dressed. Then fixes your jacket with a lazy grin and a kiss on your forehead.

"You should do this more, makes me wanna fight harder just for you."

[꣑ৎ] TAMSY

You're in headquarters, your uniform neat as always. You were passively listening to him, talking about something about strategy,

But you had an idea, "accidentally" dropping something just to bend over, and flashing him with some lace under your lowered pants.

He sees it, of course, he sees it. His facade of a smile just grew sharper,

You just smirked, "Guess wrong, and there's a penalty."

He guesses at first, "Pink? That's cute that you're trying to distract me," He says, but you already know he's boiling under there.

He, of course, he won't touch you right away; He has a sadistic kink, WHICH IS CANON, it just kicks in. Making you writhe underneath him, palming you through your clothes, purposefully rubbing against your clothed cunt.

He’s taunting you about how filthy it was for you to wear lingerie under your "serious" clothes.

He’s edging you because you did that something stupid like flashing him.

"How about we play a different game, guess mine."

He says it while you're on the edge of your orgasm, just for him to stop, and start edging you again.

[꣑ৎ] FOLLO

You're helping Follo set up, you know putting supplies into the satchels.

He's such a sweetheart, right? He was being his usual self, polite. You thought for a moment before turning towards him, already partially lifting your top, flashing the new pretty bra you're wearing.

"Guess"

His cheek turned pink immediately.

Like he like AHHH,

He is probably malfunctioning, blinking at you. "Uh... is it.. black?" he squeaked out. His cheeks instantly turned a deep pink, his eyes still locked onto you.

"Wrong~"

He tries guessing again, but he's stumbling over his words, so you give him one more try, but he's wrong again.

So you just tugged your uniform top off, and even though he got it wrong again.

You gave him pussy, I mean, he deserves it <3.

He eats you out, but through the panties, of course, and he's eager to and for your praise.

He's definetly cumming in his pants.

[꣑ৎ] GRIS

Awwee, you're a big, honorable guy. Gris is so respectful, even when you're both in uniform.

You wait until you both are alone, then unzip the top of your uniform, flashing a new set you got.

He freezes, immediately, already blushing at the sight. "You... wore that?"

The guessing game made him more flustered, but extremely turned on though.

He kept on guessing or just gave up in the end. He's already lifting you effortlessly, making you squeak out. Your uniform jacket is already open, bra exposed, though your uniform is on, you still feel exposed.

He's definitely fucking you, not before kissing every inch of your body, calling you beautiful, and how you're lowkey driving him crazy with all your teasing.

He's calling you beautiful while dicking you down, yeah <3.

Creampie, definitely.

[꣑ৎ] ZODYL

This is just stupid. Why on earth would you show Zodyl your panties?

You're in his room, the sound of static from the TV echoing through the room, and you are fully uniformed. Without warning, you lower your pants down, just enough to flash the barely-there panties on your hip.

He wouldn't even react, just looking at them with no shame.

"Bold. Guess the color, huh?"

HE DOES NOT ENTERTAIN THIS, just punishes you for distracting him. He makes you stand there, only in your bra and panties, and he sits right in front of you.

Just staring at you.

"It's purple.. huh."

He would make you ride him, while he purposefully guess wrong, and until he got it right, he wouldn’t let you cum at all.

He would definitely rip the lingerie, not even caring if it was new.

"Is this what you were hiding from me?"

Probably leave you ruined, with bite marks all over your body, lingerie soaked, before fixing your clothes and sending you out to find the Spherite, LMAO.

[꣑ৎ] JABBER

This is just pure chaos; he's busting when he sees a single flash of your bra while sparring with him.

It was an accident, of course, but you made him guess the color.

"Guess?! Who cares, show me the goods!"

He's already rubbing his face against your chest, I mean, he wants to scratch, slap, and even have you ride him face with the panties on.

He would probably eat through it. Maybe you should get a flavored one next time.

The guessing turns into biting, licking, and just him being impatient. Your uniform, just gone, bruh.

The jacket was thrown, pants around one ankle.

Oh yeah, it's crazy.

He makes you ride his face, "You should flash me more, babe," he muffled out while you were sitting on his face.

[꣑ৎ] AUGUST

The drama king sees your lingerie, and guessing goes out the window.

He's already got it right, I mean, he's an artist, a crafter, a maker, and an inventor. He probably knows it, just from the shadow of the color against your skin.

Yk color theory, ofc.

You didn't even tell him to guess yet.

"It's orange, isn't it?"

He would probably want to sketch you, "Holy, you've been wearing that under your uniform. Lemme sketch it, PLEASE."

He's handsy, probably making a new set for you as we speak. Making you model, and twirl, and pose, probably as jerking material for later.

He's definitely busting all over that shi, like after he's done sketching you.

He's eating you out, even if you're half-dressed, and fucking you from the back, again, he's an artist, so—he’s sketching while fucking you in the studio, of course.

"Next time, I'm designing you a lingerie with easier access."

tonixe

hii i love ur writing and the k you for the noir fic!! there’s not enough content for the boys and i appreciate it so much!! can i request jealous homelander x reader? tyia!

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A/N: I was itching, with no craving to make a homelander fic, and ideas just ran through me, but thank you anon for requesting this, and letting my devious idea run free. P.S. Im not sure bout that black noir fic, this was asked in July, but yk thank you for still requesting <3. Btw H/N is hero name.

WARNING: oral sex, p in the v, no condom we fuck raw, creampies, non-con, tw: homelander, gagging, cursing, non-con, threats, forced breeding and nudity.

PAIRING: jealous! homelander x reader

WORD COUNTER: 2.1k

Life with Homelander was great, something so great that it makes you go insane, crazy...good crazy may be bad for some, but you could take it, right?

Vought, was another thing, watching over your shoulder and making sure everything went well, I mean with you there were a lot fewer casualties than usual. Soon things got less complicated with Edgar and Madelyn being gone from Vought, basically Homelander leading the company with Ashley as a puppet.

It was chaotic per se, where Homelander's watching eye was everywhere in the building. His leadership didn't make anything better but worse. With the seven keeping on being replaced and disappearing mysteriously, surprisingly you were still there with the same everything, no new rebrand, no nothing just staying in place.

You didn't mind it at all, I mean you still had a job and were still getting paid. Even with the weird shift of Black noir, instead of his quiet demeanor, he was talkative which was a change. It was evident it wasn't noir and everyone in the seven knew it, but nobody questioned it. You didn't mind but preferred the change, and even started talking to him.

He was a little better than old noir, not in combat but in being amusing, even spending time with outside meetings and regular superhero activities.

"So how the fuck did you manage to even fly like that?" You asked while you walked with him down the hallway,

"I have no idea, it just happened?" Black Noir II shrugged, you nodded at his words as you took a sip of the peanut butter frappuccino from Vought's cafe, it was a plus that he wasn't allergic to peanuts like the old noir. It wasn't a glow-up from the old noir but a plus. You two chatted as you got into the elevator, it was abruptly stopped by a red, white, and blue cape fluttering into wedging between you both, making you step back, it was Homelander.

The atmosphere immediately got tense than it was once a carefree mood, it was quiet.

"Good morning Homelander," you said, it was met with a nod from him, "Morning Sir," Black Noir said to him, only for him to glare at him, "Don't fucking talk" Homelander ordered, clearly annoyed that he was talking.

It was suffocating being in the elevator, you just took a sip of your frappuccino, praying for the elevator to open up quickly.

Guess your answers were answered rather quickly, as the doors of the huge elevator opened to the meeting room, the giant seven table in front of you.

The Deep, Sage, Firecracker, and A-train were already in their seats. "Good morning sir" The deep stood up, saluting him which made you laugh a little. You immediately took your seat next to Firecracker, and the meeting started. It was a blur to you, something like finding the leak in Vought, which you had many questions about.

The whole meeting was led by a different Sage, your eyes flicked towards Homelander, he was staring at Black Noir. You averted your eyes away,

God, you have to pay attention more often.

You couldn't help but take a sip of peanut butter frappuccino, "Would you fucking stop" Homelander's voice interrupted Sage's presentation, all attention was at him and he was staring directly at you.

"Um...Sorry" You hesitating looked back at him, and you felt eyes on you. You couldn't help but your heart to beat faster,

You watched Homelander rubbed his head in annoyance, closing his eyes before staring to you, "Could you slurp any louder?" He said, his voice dripping with annoyance and sarcasm.

"Sorry" You muttered, putting it back where it was,

"No..nope" Homelander repeated, he pointed at you again, "Be a good girl and put it in the garbage" He snapped. You looked around, with everyone staring at you, "Okay" you responded, slowly getting up from your chair, taking the cup in your hand, and throwing it in the garbage before sitting down.

"Good"

With that statement, the meeting continued on, with your face heating up in embarrassment, as you sank further into the chair.

Sage's voice engulfing your thoughts,

You got interrupted by a note being thrown at you, it was obvious it was from Noir that somehow got to you without Homelander looking, you grinned a little bit, secretly opening up the crumbled piece of paper.

[I'll buy you a new drink after the meeting] - Noir

You read the note, before turning your attention to him and smiling, quickly putting the note in the pocket of your suit before Homelander can see it. Combing your hair back and leaning back into your chair.

Soon the meeting ended, getting up from your seat, and everyone else was doing the same, yours scanned and the room soon landing on Firecracker still in her seat. But you didn't care much to ask why, but more excited to hang out with Noir after this awkward meeting.

"Everyone can go expect H/N" You heard Homelander's voice mentioning your name made you freeze. You stopped where you were, "You can go Firecracker" Homelander turned to her,

"But..um Homelander sir—"

"You can go," Homelander said again but in a more threatening tone, "Now" After he said she scrambled out of the meeting room.

Soon it was only you two left in the room, you watched hesitantly as Homelander turned to you. "Y/N, we need to talk," Homelander states, you could hear his voice straining, with concealed anger.

You looked up at him confused, "About..what?" You asked.

You watched as he walked around you, his pace was slow, you listened to his footsteps echoing around the empty meeting room, before he stopped suddenly, " Do you think I'm just stupid?" Homelander said, his tone catching you off guard.

It wasn't confusing that Homelander was speaking to you in anger, you rarely got him angry knowing you both were together and your relationship wasn't publicized due to his status.

"No, definitely not John," You replied, using his name instead of his hero alias, made him freeze before he stared at you.

Jealously was gnawing inside of him when he looked at you, "Tell me...are you fucking him" Homelander snapped at you, your brows knitted together in confusion at his words. "No, we're just hanging out—why would you ever think that?" You stuttered over your words, as Homelander walked closer to you.

He reached out for your face, harshly grabbing your chin with his hand, tilting your face to meet his eyes. You felt his glove hand digging into your face, his eyes closely turning red, you just felt fear, you were terrified. You knew he could smell your fear, and hear your rising heartbeat. "John...I would never cheat on you, I'm yours" You entreated, trembling under his grip.

Finally, his grip got looser and then he dropped your face, making you stumble a bit.

"Then show me," Homelander said,

You were confused about his words, "What?"

"If you love me..show me" Homelander sat down in the seat in front of you. It took you some time to process his words, confused at what he was saying, "Come on, strip for me" signaling towards your chest.

Your brows furrowing, "Come on, if you don't do it" Homelander leaned in his seat, "You won't like it if I do it" He finished,

"Now strip" He repeated, his tone more irritated.

You took a breath in and started undressing. Unzipping your suit, feeling the cool air on your bare skin. Your suit falling on the marble floor echoed through the room, leaving you in your bra and panties.

"Bra and panties too" Homelander eyed your chest.

You comply, putting your hand behind you and clipping your bra off, discarding it on the floor, and stepping out of your panties, leaving you fully naked in front of him.

"Come here" He patted his lap, "Crawl" he pointed at you. You sank down to your knees and crawled towards him and stopped in front of him. "Come on, you know what to do" You felt his hand on your cheek, stroking it.

You looked down at his growing member in his pants. Hesitatingly looking up at him through your lashes, as you started to undo the bottom of his suit revealing his cock, you looked up at him, "Use your mouth" You leaned in and inched his cock into your mouth, before taking him whole. Homelander moans out feeling your warm mouth enveloping his cock, feeling his hand gripping your hair making you wince.

You slowly bob your head down on his length, his grip on you getting tighter. Your ears perched up at his straining voice barely containing his whimpers as he watched you intently, taking him whole. "Fuck, your good at this" Homelander groaned, jerking you away, taking his cock out from your mouth. Staring at your disheveling appearance, spit dribbling on your chin.

His hand still fisting your hair, "Your pretty when your like this" Homelander chuckled, before forcing you down his cock, making you gagged. Tears prick on your waterline, saliva staining your chin, his grip never loosening as he abused your throat, thrusting into your mouth, the sound of slick, the sounds of wet suction filling up the room.

His pace turning frantic, fucking your mouth.

Homelander threw his head back as waves of ecstasy washed over him. His hips buckled uncontrollably as he lets out a guttural groan, filling your mouth with his cum. "Fuck, ..." He pants, chest heaving, before he gripped your face, "Be a good girl and swallow it" He threatens, feeling the hot liquid going down your throat, swallowing it.

His grip loosening and releasing you. You panted for air, feeling his gloved-hand stroking your cheek. "Now, stand and lean over at table" Homelander ordered, as you got up from the floor and obeyed his order, propping yourself on the table, and bending yourself over the glass. You couldn't help but to feel excited for the pain, the slick dripping down your legs. You waited in anticipation,

Before feeling his cock stretching you out, biting down at your lip at the simmering pain, arching your back. His hands on back of your waist, "Fuck" you mumbled, gripping the end of the glass. Before he thrusting into you, "You think Noir would please you like I do" Homelander growled into your ear, his breath warm on your skin "N...no" you mumbled, feeling his cock tearing you open, feeling himself stretching your cervix.

His ministration was more painful next than the next, feeling his cock stabbing you over and over again. The sounds of flesh slapping filled the room, letting out a gasp, your voice wavering in pain. His thrust driving deeper into you, clenching down on his cock, feeling his grip digging into your skin.

You hated how you were slowly enjoying this, feeling yourself coming close to your climax. Your body tensing up as you feel your skin warming up,

His hips stuttering against yours, "Fuck, I'm close" You felt his hands stroking your hips, "What if I just cummed inside you, breed you myself, have my kids, and have a family...then ill have you to myself" He whispered,

You felt your heart in your throat, "Pull out" You tried to get away from stone grip, "Homelander, please" You begged, only for your face to be shove down on the glass table. Scrambling underneath his grip, just to get him off you. "please" you cried.

His pace getting frantic until he thrust into you for the last time, feeling on cue your body shuddering as he came into you. Feeling himself spilling inside you, making you freeze on the spot.

Feeling him finally pulling out of you, leaving you there stunned. He kissed your shoulder, the kiss feeling lingering on you.

You heard the sound of him putting his pants back on. He stared at you before walking towards you, before sighing, you turned your head to him, "I forgive you, you know" He said, his hand behind his back watching your pitiful form,

"Just don't do it again" he pats your head,

"Now get dressed, we have a date" He smiles, listening to his footsteps descending from you.

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YOU LOVE CHOPPING DOWN LUMBERJACK! SUKUNA WOOD <3.

LUMBERJACK! SUKUNA x WIFE! reader NORA's MENTIONS: with about 558 VOTES. LUMBERJACK! SUKUNA WONNN!! Also, beware... might post something about toji or... kirara... :)

LUMBERJACK! SUKUNA is basically the personification of a mountain, strong, tall, and really big. He's 6'8, and has muscle on muscle, I mean a proper lumberjack needs muscle if they're going to swing an axe all day!

You both live deep in the woods (very ominous, I know). With a massive log cabin he built just for you, with your help, of course, w/ furniture, windows, and porch swings.

Just smells like pine, cedar, and him...

He's a really good lumberjack, chops a bunch of wood, and can probably take down 50 trees in a day. He uses a chainsaw, which is basically an extension of his arm, but he prefers his double-edged axe.

It’s so.. so…satisfying when his axe bites into the wood. You just get wet when you see him chopping wood all day... him just shirtless and wielding the axe, just makes your pussy throbs. He's ridiculously strong, lifting entire logs that would make his muscles flex, and would glance over to you through the bay window, making you flustered.

When LUMBERJACK! Sukuna comes home at the end of the day, filthy, sweaty, flannel half-unbuttoned, sleeves rolled up, carrying that familiar, homey pine smell. He loves it when you greet him in one of his red flannels, and on your tippy toes to kiss his cheek.

"Missed you, wife," he grunts into the side of your neck, while he holds onto your waist.

He knows EVERY. SINGLE. TRAIL in the forest, and doesn't play when it comes to you, like any trespasser gets ONE warning, before he reloads the shotgun. You're the only one who can boss him around, and he grumbles the whole time, but fixes whatever you ask.

Like one day, you complain about the fallen bird house on the porch, and he fixes it for you, and it's all worth it when he sees you happy. maybe fix up a few new shelves, chopping extra firewood for the winter, and carrying you across the muddy terrain because you didn't want to stain your new tims.

Morning wood hits differently in the winter w/ LUMBERJACK! Sukuna. He’s already slid his hard cock between your thighs from behind, spooning you. And he says something like, "Warm me up, baby."

LUMBERJACK! Sukuna is already up before the rooster can even crow, making breakfast probably steak and eggs (he gives a carnivorous diet).

Imagine him teaching you how to wield an axe, just in case. Him behind you, helping you grab on to the axe.

Turns out, you're pretty decent at it. And he gets stupidly turned on watching you swing at the tree, and pretends he's just looking at your form. He’s properly thinking of bending you over against the tree.

Winters are SOO.. good w/ LUMBERJACK! Sukuna. You're snowed in, the cabin warm by the constant roasting fire, and you're straddling his lap by the fireplace, wearing his oversized flannel shirt. You’re grinding down on his hard-on against your clothed cunt.

Fireplace sex is so frequent in the winter, thick fur carpet on the floor, and lays you down and eats you out. Tongue, fingers working your pussy, while the fire crackles. Then doggy style besides the hearth.

He's feral when you guys are actually trapped in by the snow. You probably lost count of how many times he bent you over the wooden kitchen table, couch, furry carpet, and by the bay window, while your breasts are smushed against the window while the snow falls outside.

Oh...he's weirdly domestic, helps you with cooking big stews and soups, and has two big arms around your waist, chin on your head.

Imagine having a hot bath in the big clawfoot tub, he nearly fills up the tub with scalding water, pulls you between his legs, and massages every part of you, especially the inside <3.

Date nights with him, taking you deep into the woods to a hidden waterfall for perfect overlook, picnic blanket, and a fresh-caught fish he cooked over a fire, or deer. And after he carries you back when your legs get tired.

HE'S SO WHIPPED, you want a bigger garden behind the garden. He cleared the land the next day, craving something sweet at 10 pm. He's already loading the truck up.

When you're on your knees in front of him near the fire, sucking him off slowly and sloppily. His rough hands in your hair, while the other strokes your cheek, while he groans.

"Look at you... taking your husband's cock so well...pretty little wife."

Imagine the power suddenly going out during one of the snowstorms... and it's just the light of the fire, and him. He fucking you for hours by the candles, and the glow of the fireplace. And he's whispering filthy things against your ears, "Gonna keep you full, and warm all winter... knock this little pussy.. so you're round and glowing for the spring".

A warning, in the winter... you're not escaping the cabin without getting knocked up by LUMBERJACK! Sukuna.

Fucking in the winter, probably pregnant by spring ! ! !

i love ur blue collar toji fic 🥹

OMGGG, tyyy ‼️‼️ I also had a very fun time writing it 😜😛

kashimew

getting banged by hakari while sucking kirara off this that yeah but what about getting banged by kirara while sucking off hakari ever consider this.

ever consider them kissing and dirty talking leaned over top of you while you’re getting spitroasted.

I’ll write this someday i just need to write kashimo rn because omg

tonixe

Now this… this is just Shakespeare in the works… my cat… says meow‼️‼️

#hoshi kirara #kinji hakari #kirara hoshi #hakari kinji #jjk x reader #fuck hakari #jjk smut #kirara x reader

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NAOYA IS SUCH A FUCKING BIRD BRAIN !!

PICK ME! NAOYA x FEM! reader NORA's MENTIONS: thank you, guys, for supporting my democracy, holy smokes, 500+ votes, damn!! Anyways this was hard for me to write, because God forbid, I had to tap into the bird psychology (DON'T TRY AT HOME)!! 🖍️ If you are confused about what "bird behavior" means, it's defined as someone who is a pick me, and someone who seeks constant validation from a partner who constantly treats them poorly, and is blindly devoted to them.

PICK ME! NAOYA is still canonly annoying, and misogynistic! But now, ughh, he's even worse. You practically broke his brain so badly that he literally partially fixed his whole personality (for you). I mean, he still hates... women, but he always justifies being with you by saying, "you're not like other girls" (EW).

If he sees you flirting with another man, or even talking to them. He'll interupt the whole conversation, purposefully wrapping his arms around your waist, and glaring at the poor guy, saying something dumb like, "Tch. Why are you talking to that weakling? I bet he couldn't even last two minutes with you, I'd do better" and he's smiling like he drop the smoothiest line in history, but he's internally panicking that you might like the other guy.

So..PICK ME! NAOYA would get you gifts, I mean, he's rich from a generational wealth lineage. He mocks the other guys you talk to, and pulls that unbothered attitude, saying "it's nothing for someone of my status" while literally giving you a BIRKIN.

"Stop wasting your time on those insects and come with me. I'll show you what a real man feels like."

He watches you like a hawk, your eyes sparkling at the obviously expensive and high-end gift. He's pleased to see your eyes sparkle with glee. And he lowkey craves your validation.

PICK ME! NAOYA would DEFINITELY flex and brag about how he makes you happy, and talk about his sorcery missions, waiting for you to praise him.

GOSH! Jealousy makes him so clingy, like he'll pull you into his lap and just mutter about how you should stop being with these other guys, and "stop wasting your time on these insects, and he's the only one that can keep up with you."

But deep down, he's seething that you aren't hung up on him!! It just fuels his desire to have you all for himself... he's in a delusion of grandeur, and convinced that he's the only one who deserves you!!

PICK ME! NAOYA still trash-talks and says misogynistic shit about other women, which makes you roll your eyes. Honestly, you don't know why you even fucking him... oh wait... the money.

HE KNOWS you HATE that side of him, to the point you almost left. But now... the second you're physically around him, he flips the switch on the whole thing that "he's not like other guys."

PICK ME! NAOYA thinks he fucks you better than anyone... like talking big game about how big his dick is, and how he makes you cum faster, and he lasts longer than ANY guy you fucked.

He makes it a point to edge you, so he watches you fall apart. His tongue on your cunt, just eating you out, and pressing his thumb against your clit. He's smug, "Look at you already soaking. Did any of those pathetic boys ever get you this wet? Of course not, hm?"

When PICK ME! NAOYA fucks you, he goes DEEP. like I'm talkin about IN IT!! like dick all up in your guts. He's folding you in half, knees to your chest, and thrusting so hard you feel him so DEEP.

Every stroke is punishing; he's fucking you like he hates you.

"Feel that? That's what a real man feels like. All the way in. No other pathetic cock is ever going to reach this deep again."

He's vocal because he's a bitch. Talkin about, "Scream my name louder. Let everyone know whose pussy is this."

"Cumming already? Pathetic... but cute. Cum on my cock again. I'm not stopping until you can't walk."

PICK ME! NAOYA loves mating press, when he's so deep into your pussy, doggy, because he likes pulling your hair, and riding him.

Like, imagine showing up to PICK ME! NAOYA's place unannounce. You're dressed casually, crossing your arms, watching his smug display/

NAOYA is obviously smug, standing in the doorway with a smirk, staring at your boobs. "What's wrong? Your little boy toy finally realizes he can't handle you?"

He let you in, obviously. But the second the door closes, he has you pressed against the wall, "Don't lie to me. You only come crawling here when those pathetic worms disappoint you. I told you that I'm the only one who can satisfy you."

"If you're going to be smug like that, then I can just leave."

He just laughs, "Leave? You're probably already soaked, aren't you?

The sex is just rough and toxic. NAOYA fucks you like he's trying to get under your skin. He doesn't even bother to take you to the bedroom, just shoving your skirt up, ripping your panties to the side, and fucking you.

He's so pissed that you only came because you were in some fight with some other guy, so every thrust is like a punishment. Hard and fast, making your eyes water.

He pulls your hair, slaps your ass, and growls in your ear. "This is what you want, isn't it? Not soft, boring dick. You need a real man fucking you."

PICK ME! NAOYA is just obsessed with you, obsessed with making you cum. He makes sure to force out orgasm after orgasm, making you overstimulate and shake. He doesn't stop, just fucking you straight through, chasing his own release while whispering to you, filthy words.

"Good fucking girl... taking me so fuckin' well. This pussy knows who it belongs to."

PICK ME! NAOYA is such an arrogant prick, leaving you sweating and dripping his cum. He strokes your hair and mutters under your breath. "Next time you're hungry, come here first. Stop wasting your time on boys who can't even keep you satisfied for one night."

PICK ME! NAOYA IS SUCH A BIRD, trying to act all superior, when he's so whipped !!

@everyone

Y’all I truly believe that I was flopping as hard as yung miami’s music… but anyways here is poll, haven’t done a poll in ouuu… 2 years (yikes) !!!

What should I do first? Hint hint… jjk series..

Lumberjack! Sukuna

Baker! Nanami

Firefighter! Gojo

Gardener! Suguru

Voting ended onMay 20

… I believe in democracy, so vote please… 😼💋

your blog is so cute and original wtf i’m gagging

Awee, thank you!!! so glad the girls are gagging cuz the gag is here to be clocked 😼… 💋

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BEEP BEEP! YOUR TAXI HERE !!

IMAGINE being married to BLUE COLLAR! Toji

BLUE COLLAR! Toji, ughh. Like his body was already muscular and strong, but NOW he's even more muscular, practically built like a tank from years of manual labor. His broad back, thick, muscular arms lined with veins from lifting, thick thighs, and that prominent, deep scar across his lip, that you love tracing with your tongue.

Every night, when he comes home, he smells like sweat and metal.

AND your already waiting to greet him with something tight, only for him. A low-cut top that makes your tits sit high and bouncy, with tiny shorts that ride up your soft ass.

He doesn't even say hello sometimes, just drops his work bag, and grabs a handful of your ass, and groans against your ear.

He would say stuff like, "Miss you so fuckin' much , doll", and when he uses that pet name, 'doll,' it's just to get you going.

Mornings w/ BLUE COLLAR! Toji is such a moment. I mean, you would wake up and make him a massive breakfast, just for him <3.

You’re just a little housewife for him, I mean, who wouldn't? Imagine, while the food is cooking, he would sneak up behind you and press his morning wood against your ass, while his rough hands slip under your shirt.

He loves squeezing and lifting your breasts, rolling your nipples between his calloused fingers from all that manual labor. You're trying to make food, while he's just groping you.

You're a whimpering mess, and pushing back against him, getting wetter by the second under his touch.

Some mornings, if he has enough time on his hands, he would bend you over the counter and slide in raw and deep. He's just fucking you slowly, and deep, while eggs are sizzling.

"Gotta start the day right, fillin' up my wife before work."

Of course, being married to Toji, your stepson is Megumi. It took some time for Megumi to adjust to the new family dynamic, and Toji being an actual, present father. I mean, he calls you "Mom" on a good day, and Y/N.

Gosh, making lunch for BLUE COLLAR! Toji is like your love language. He works long hours, so of course, he would need a hearty, nice, and filling meal for lunch. SO YOU PACK, a nice lunch 4 him <3.

Packing him a bento with rice, grilled meat, vegetables (cuz he needs it), and always a sweet treat like a cookie. Sometimes you even slip something like your panties, or a naughty polaroid of your tits, with a post-it that says smth dirty.

When he opens his lunchbox, he just gotta eat, a rare smile on his face. While the rest of the crew just wonders why the hell the toji, the scary foreman, is suddenly in a good mood.

UGHH = Showers w/ him when he comes back from work; it's just non-negotiable. You, the sweet homewife you are, help him peel off his dusty clothes. Running your soft hands over every bulging, sore muscle. Under the hot water, you drop to your knees on the tile, water already cascading over your body . While you're just choking on his cock,

You're taking your time, kissing his shaft, licking against the vein, and sucking on his balls, while stroking him with both hands, because he's so big. While he's leaning against the wall, grunting. He combs through your hair, watching your pretty eyes looking up at him.

When he cums, you just swallow everything, or have it land all over your tits, and just rub it like it's your favorite lotion <3.

Watching you do that just makes him even more hard.

GOSH, dinner time... I mean, it's regular family time, but the second Megumi leaves the table, all bets are OFF. Toji would pull you onto his lap on the recliner, your straddling his hips. Your chest is right in front of his face, while he just being motorboating them.

He's just sucking marks into your soft skin, while you rub yourself against his growing bulge.

"Fuckin' best part of my day," he mumbles against your nipple, then you just ride him right there, and now. He is gripping your ass and thrusting up, making you moan louder. After all those long hours at work, I mean, he deserves it.

Weekends w/ BLUE COLLAR! Toji, it's just recovering, and fucking. He would wake you up by sliding between your thighs and eating you out like his favorite breakfast, until you're shaking.

Then he fucks you in missionary, holding your legs wide, spread eagle style. While he's grunting into your neck, "Gonn' put a baby into ya".

When BLUE COLLAR! Toji has a brutal day at work, you're already ready. A hot bath for him, a big dinner with all of his favorites, and greeting him with nothing on expect a apron.

You would feed him dinner while sitting on his lap, then ride his face on the couch until he smothered in your slick.

After he relaxes fully, you would just let him fuck you however way he wants. I mean, your his stress toy, his wife.

Imagine after one of those days, he just bends you over, doggy style. Watching your ass ripple while he snaps his hips against you, or prone bone so he can get close to you, pressing all his weight on you, to get his dick as deep as possible.

Life w/ BLUE COLLAR! Toji is just UGHHHH.