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Meeting him. (Daniel Ricciardo)

Okay, not Vikings related, not entirely back from year long hiatus’ that i seem to have taken. However, Daniel is hot as hell and I’m sure you’ll enjoy this if you follow my blog <3

I mean that sweet smile? does it not melt your heart? 

But I’m a dirty bitch, so this contains smut (in part II, this is just to tease a liiiiiiitle bit ;) )

A/N: I usually write porn for the show Vikings, and I use the same name for the love interest, which is Freya, in every story, I’ll keep using that name because I cannot do a Y/N, yeah? I love you and please don’t roast me I’m fairly new-ish to F1, but my heart is Daniels, he’s so fine AND FOR WHAT? k, enjoy my loves<3

There she was, at a party where they called models to attend so that boring old men would be entertained by otherwise unabtainable beautiful women, she did not expect a lot of F1 drivers to also be there.

Freya was wearing her classic small black dress, ready to do some important networking, and congratulated herself for choosing that dress when her eyes laid on the most gorgeous man she’d seen in a while.

He had short curls that fell in the right place, some on his forehead, leading her eyes down to his honey coloured eyes, that were staring right back at her as he drank from his champagne glass, she hinted a small smile and looked away from him, “that should be enough” she thought and became focused on what her friends were saying.

“Didn’t you hear about Karla?” And so the mindless gossip had been going on, she hadn’t missed anything good. She imitated the gorgeous man from before and took a sip from her drink.

“Good evening” She heard and smiled expecting it to be mytery driver man, but her smile fell as soon as she turned aroun and saw Jeffrey, a guy that would always chat up the girls with boring topics until someone would come and take him away. He was a nice but very boring guy, a money machine, apparently. Freya truly didn’t care unless they knew photographers that she wanted to work with, or just the right people for her to grow.

“Hello” She replied ready to fake amusement to whatever random thing he’d start saying.

“Hi sir, pardon me” Now her smile did show fully on her face as she saw Driver man, interrupt Jeffrey “Hi” He smiled at her “Can i interrupt you both for a sec?”

“Oh of course Daniel, let me introduce you to Freya, she’s a model for IMG, here for Fashion Week, I presume?” Freya raised her eyebrows slightly, she didn’t know this guy was so updated with her work schedule, she nodded. “Freya this is Daniel, he’s a F1 Race Driver” She did a small nod to him, not wanting to shake hands as if their meeting was work related, so it was, an awkward lingering int he air type of greeting.

“It’s very nice to meet you” He said, with a wonderful...australian accent, she detected. “I noticed you earlier and I couldn’t go any longer without introducing myself” 

“I’m glad you did” She replied, the young couple kept staring at each other and smiling for a little longer than usual, so Jeffrey got the hint and chuckled.

“Well, I’ll go for a drink and come back” He announced

“Yeah of course” answered Daniel without taking his eyes off of Freya.

“Thank you for that” Freya confessed, and took a sip of liquid courage. He was making her feel nervous. He chuckled.

“He’s not that bad, is he?” 

“No, but he makes me want to go to bed”

“Ah, so you’re into older men”

“You know I don’t mean it that way” She laughed 

“Yeah I know you don’t mean it that way, you were staring at me before” He smirked triumphally.

“I do that, I am a starer” She said, not wanting him to feel special.

“Ah Really? what got you staring then?” He asked her smiling knowingly, she reacted exactly like he expected, a blush crept up all the way from her neck to her cheeks. She’d been caught, and he made it known, publicly.

“You, dumbo” She replied rolling her eyes, earning her a chuckle from Daniel. 

“And why’s that?” He questioned, laying his large hand on her small waist, it fit perfectly. His tight warm hold made her melt, even worse, made her react downstairs. How could it be that with just one touch this silly man had her wet already?

“Must be the nose” She replied furrowing her nose. He laughed out loud, tracing a circle with his thumb in her waist. 

“Aah now it’s a roast show!” He announced playfully.

“Not at all” she turend to him confidently “I have a feeling your nose could be put to good use, it...uh..looks perfect for, something” she bit her lip at the end, having him bite his own in reaction, his eyes lost in her lips.

Wishing to have them on him.

“Tell me more about you Freya, I may be already slightly obsessed” He was so smooth, it felt dangerous to hear his words.

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They were sat pretending to have an appetizer, but they kept on saying daring things to each other to see who was the wilder one out of the two. 

Daniel had started caressing Freya’s arm, she smirked knowing fully well where this was going to. And she didn’t care if someone saw them, which she should, because a lot of people she worked with were there.

But they were in a corner, the light was very dim anyway.

“What’s the age of the oldest person you’ve been with?” She questioned him, raising an eyebrow.

He laughed, his eyes getting smaller and his smile taking a big fraction of his gorgeous face. Could he stop being hot for a second?

She rested her head on her other hand, devoting her attention on him, 

“Are we in a free judgement zone?” He asked, his fingers exploring her arm, from her wrist slowly going up to her forearm, tracing small circles and going up to her shoulder.

“Absolutely” She reassured, licking her lips, captivating his eyes.

“She was 48″ He answered hypnotized by her movements.

“And you were?”

“23″ They both laughed, at his confession, and how weird was it that he was sharing intimate details of his life with this gorgeous woman he had just met?

“Nice, you’ve been cheeky since always then”

“Oh that I am for sure”

“Aren’t you going to ask me the same?”

“I don’t want to ask something you might not want to answer” He stated, caressing her wrist.

She licked her lips again, and smiled “You’re too good to be true” She said.

“It’s the light, you can’t see me properly”

“My eyesight is perfect, and the oldest I’ve been with is 40 when I was 22″ She smiled “So, we’re kind of alike” As she talked, his hand traveled down to her leg, resting there, heavy on her, she thought of his sensual movements, and felt herself getting wet already.

Fuck, she thought.

It was not okay the way he was stimulating her with so little.

To be continued ......

A/N: I know i am a little bitch just leaving it at that but this draft has existed for months and it deserves to see the light of day!!!

If you already follow me please don’t unfollow, i’ve been thirsting Alex Hogh for a while and I will post something related to him hopefully soon, no promises though cause i am an untrusty bitch, i will take it 100% (but my work has been pissing me off and i need somewhere else to be creative and forget about the shitty days sometimes)

I love you all!!! don’t forget to like the post cause i love the attention!! byeeeee!!!<3

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Guess who’s 25 and changed their career direction? This girl! I finished law school and started a programming bootcamp as soon as I finished uni, so, it’s all done, i’m now job hunting and writing more vikings stuff *wink, wink*, i’m happy you guys are still reading and interacting with my blog, I promise not to disappear as much! I love you all <3 PS. I added a “buy me a coffee” button if you’d like to support me in these trying times, whilst i’ve been rejected from every job i’ve applied to, BUT i will not give up and you don’t have to if you can’t :) all my writing is done out of love <3

UPDATE 27/MARCH/2022.

Guys!! I’m back to writing and i cannot believe my eyes, i’ll finish the drafts i’ve got going on BUT MAJOR announcement (for me at least) I’ll be posting a smut for my comeback but not for any Viking, but for a very real person and I hope you’ll still like it yeah? IT’S GOOD I PROMISE. Can’t wait to post it within next week :D 

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Christian girl II.

Okay so i decided on the name for our gal here in this story to be ‘Grace’ kind of religious kinda cute ;) , truthfully I saw this in my drafts and was like ‘omg this is hoottt’ and I am very aware that i wrote the first part of this story years ago, so i might be out of touch with the initial chapter, still i hope you guys enjoy <3

She woke up to the feeling of fingers playing softly with her hair, she opened her eyes not believing she’d fallen asleep, her breathing increased once her eyes landed on him. The cripple Viking that had touched her inappropiately. 

“I wanted to see you before we leave” He announced, she frowned, looking for answers in his deep eyes.

“We are leaving?” She questioned seeing as was only looking at her body, lusting after it.

Her heartbeat increased and her blood got warm, he produced all of this with just one look.

“Yes” His lips found their way to her earlobe just like yesterday, kissing it, his tongue appearing every now and then, his way of making her sin made her loose her mind.

She wanted to hold him closer but was too afraid to do so, she was relieved when his other hand held her by her thigh, strongly and close to her center, the moan that escaped her mouth was glory to his ears.

He liked her sounds.

He had ordered to get her hands and feet untied. Someone had brought food and water to keep her alive, for he inteded to have his way with her.

Make sure she would think about him for the rest of her life still unable to speak about the sinful things he did to her body.

He made his way down her neck, licking it, biting it, being completely messy, wanting to consume everything pure out of her, leave his mark everywhere. She moaned and with courage, put her hands on Ivars nape, bringing him closer, his hand started to slowly rub her clothed pussy, immediately she started to grind on his hand, empty for his touch, that made his erection grow harder.

“uh..Iv, Ivar” She started to moan once his mouth found it’s way to its favorite place, her breasts, he was wildly licking her right nipple, holding her on top of him by the waist with one hand, and the other still touching her as if there were no layers between them.

She was so lost in his touch, how could something so delicious, so natural be a sin? She was ecstatic, if this meant being a sinner, then she wanted to be the biggest sinner there ever was.

Her clit was being teased with, Ivar knew exactly where to touch her to make her insides burn, her breathing was erratic, she was moaning and breathing in his ear, getting his dick to be completely hard, urging him to start fucking her like he had dreamed of.the night before.

“Off with the dress” He lowly ordered, and it got her even more wet. She bit her lip and nodded, her mind ruled by desire.

She got her dress out of the way and helped Ivar taking his trousers off. She was surprised to see the big bulge trying to get out of his undergarment, she  had never seen one before this close, she looked at Ivar who was staring at her, studying her every move.

“May I?” She innocently asked, Ivar had no idea what she would do but he nodded at a loss of words, he needed to penetrate her, to get her to moan uncontrollably like before. She soflty layed her hand on top of his dick, that alone did it to Ivar, her touch was so hot, slowly touching it from the beginning of it to the tip, making Ivar experience the slowest hand job he had ever gotten, it was driving him mad still it was very sensual.

For some reason he let her do it for a couple of times.

She was now taking his undergarment off, and he took control once more.

It caught Grace by surprise how strong his arms were, he got her on top of him, his dick resting on her back, he pulled her down by the neck and started to kiss her, starting to grind her, she started doing the same, lost in how sensual it was that he would bite her lower lip and then push his tongue down her mouth, conquering it.

He then lifted her up, and got his dick in her entrance, she stared at him biting her lip, and without anything else she felt him enter her, so big, so out of the blue, and hitting the right spot, she swore she saw heaven, he started to thrust and she met him everytime, he had found the perfect rhythm, and she was going crazy, he was hitting the spot of pleasure she had never found before, Ivar brought her close again to put his mouth in his favorite place, her breasts.

The noises were so obscene, wild, wet, licking, moans, and his grip on her was so tight she knew it would leave a bruise but she didn’t care.

Her body was made for this.

She kept riding him she felt a wave of pleasure coming over her, Ivar got off of the look in her face and thrusted even faster, trying to reach her orgasm, he bit her nipple once more as his orgasm took over his body, listening to her moans in his ear made the waves of pleasure come faster and he finished cumming inside of her.

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Later that day.

The Vikings were ready to leave this village, it wasn’t important to them, they took what they wanted and were ready to find somewhere else to raid.

The Christian girl was in Ivars tent, and as some of the vikings were picking things up to leave, they were ready to get her, to bring her to their homeland.

“Leave her”

“What? Prince Ivar?” She questioned surprised.

“You thought i cared for you?” He smirked, powerful yet not merciful like she had been tought people with power were, “You fool” With that he laughed and left Grace to fend herself.

Now the rest of the men were making fun of her, saying how unfortunate she was, surely there were more vikings coming in to raid her little village, and all they would find would be a dumb christian girl.

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A/N:

*no proof reading has ever been done in this blog

*I know i asked for request and then didn’t write them, i’m so sorry, i’ll get to them ;)

*I was reading draco malfoy fanfiction, yes even though i’m in my twenties i still wish i lived in hogwarts and did the dirty delicious naughty shit with draco baby, and because a lot of it (the fanfiction i mean) was written by 14 year olds it’s pretty shit (i’ve read my own stuff from ten years ago and it was shit too, also holy fuck i’m old, that is embarrasing) i decided to come back to write my own stuff, i saw this in my drafts and was like fuuuck i used to write hot shit, so here we are!

*hope y’all liked it, leave me some love and i’ll do this more often

*thank ya for reading, love you <3 <3

*hope you’re safe and healthy and so is everyone around you!

*also i have two exams tomorrow, and here i am writing porn bc i could not care less hehe

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Requests are open 💛 (now closed)

Hello lovelies! It’s 2020 i haven’t been active here at all, just yesterday i uploaded ‘freyjas back in kategatt ii’ so, this is me not being creative at all, would you guys like to leave me some suggestions for me to write? i’ll give credit to you of course :) (you can leave them here, replying to this post or in my ask x )

*edit: yaaaay thank you guys i’m so happy you are leaving me some requests, honestly thought this was gonna flop hahah, i’ll start them next week :) you can still leave in some more!! 

*edit 28/12/20, hello lovelies, i’ve got some drafts going on, i’ll be updating sporadically bc apparently i’ve got commitment issues lmao, but i will be uploading!<3

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Freyja is back in Kategatt pt II

PART I

“why did you leave then?” Ivar questioned the love of his life. She had her cheeks wet, her eyes were red and she was standing like she was ready to vanish from his sight as if she were a dream.

“because” Freyja lamely replied staring at the ground, only to look at him when she asked “Floki around?”

“Not around” Ivar answered mindlessly, impatient to ask his next question, “why won’t you stay?” he was being the most vulnerable he had ever been, he could not believe his eyes, he so wanted to touch Freyja, to make her his’ one more time, to make her stay, no matter what, but he had to look strong like she didn’t mean that much.

“because i don’t belong anymore Ivar” was her fast reply, “you’re ruling, i’m glad i got to see you with my own eyes doing what you were born to do, my king” she answered already hearing foot steps behind her, she knew they were no longer alone and her worst nightmare was here. She turned and saw Freydis. “i’ll go now” she turned and dedicated a small smile to Ivar, who couldn’t keep his stare off of her, despite Freydis nearly marching to him.

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“but seriously why did you go?” Hvitserk questioned her, he was drinking close to the coast, staring at her with a smile.

“you really don’t know?”

“you said about going after your father but i think you already knew what happened to him”

“yeah yeah” she trailed off, remembering how her father had gone off to explore new lands down the mediterranean sea, it meant that he probably died fighting while they were raiding a new village of some sort. “i left because i had something to get done”

Hvitserk only stared at her, still smiling only now raising his eyebrows showing his confusion.

“oh stop looking at me like that” she turned away from him to look at Kattegat, it was so different in so many ways, she missed Ragnar, she knew that what she had done was so wrong, but it had felt so good, it must’ve of have been her second destiny, to have done what she did.

“well at least you’re in the right place” he finalized, content with whatever was going on in his mind.

“i don’t know Hvitserk” she mumbled, thinking of the war against their brothers to come and walked away from him.

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She was looking for him, but could only find a few of his..

“I thought i would find you sneaking around here” She jumped when she heard that voice, she noticed Ivar sitting behind a tree, staring at her closely, trying to figure her out. It was completely lonely in this side of Kategatt.

“Why would you want to find me?” she asked curious to see what else could Ivar come up with, they were one after the other, always to be tied together, but their fate could not tangle right now.

“Because i want to know why you’re here”

“i told you before-”

“-at Floki’s” He interrupted her. She was caught. 

Floki’s boats were next to them making small noises against the land, their eyes met in one of their usual dances, it was so intimate, she could feel everything he was feeling, how could they be connected like that and she still did her betrayal?

“i don’t want to talk about it”

“i don’t care Freyja, you owe me that” he demanded angrily, ruled by his emotions. She smiled, knowing that after this nothing will be the same, it still wasn’t but the chances of that happening would be non existent.

“I .... Remember the same week when i left? after we had that fight?” How could he forget, he thought about it nearly everyday for six months after she left, he had fucked a thrall, for the fun of it, still he prefered his favorite shield maiden, still that didn’t stop him from putting his dick to full use with every woman his eye liked.

“I got drunk” she kept talking, she was now sitting in front of him “and there was someone with whom i’ve always had a weakness for, ever since i was of age” she confessed, her cheeks blushing “i looked for him and fucked him” she was not being slow enough for him to process it all and not want to kill the bastard that touched her immediately “anyway, he was to me what they” she said meaning the thralls he wouls casually fuck when they were together “were to you, and i got pregnant, of him” she said, their eyes met and she was right.

He now saw her as a traitor.

How could she?

“before you change your mind about me or him” she was quick to say “ know that you’re my only one, even if you kill me, i am yours Ivar” 

“but that kid wasn’t fucking mine” he replied, his eyes were full of fire and in deep need of a vendetta, he hated her, he hated how much she was messing him up again, how much he cared for her and how he still wanted to plant his seed inside of her to mark her as his’ only his’, it was killing him inside that he would never make her have his children. “it was Floki’s” he finished, realizing why she was truly here.

Her eyes were sad, she knew he would never have her back.

“i’ll go, tomorrow morning. i’ll be home,you decide what to do with me” she got up, and left without saying anything else.

Knowing that she might be killed at dawn.

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Hello hello! 2020′s been shit hasn’t it? and this is my first post of the year i can’t believe it! anyway i’m not done with the current vikings season when ivars in russia so once i’m done i will update this bc it fits perfectly with an episode with freydis ;)

Hope y’all love it, and if you leave a message saying you love me have no doubts i’ll be back uploading more bc i’m needy, love you guys :) xx

also no proof reading 2020! (also i would love to be pregnant with flokis child omg gustaf is fucking hot i can’t chill i want him)

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Freyja is back in Kategatt.

Okay this is set in season five part two so there are spoilers

Ivars met that Freydis slut (no shame but i hate her) and she’s pregnant but Freyja was his first love and left before they all went to raid england, k? there’s a reason i hope i don’t forget as to why she left hehehe. Hope y’all love it :)

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“Freyja is back!” Ivar heard some people say excitedly, and suddenly his heart started beating faster than ever, he remembered when she left, she had done so with the lame excuse of her having to leave to explore new lands, but she didn’t even go with warriors, she wanted to find out where her father had gone, Ivar knew her father surely was dead but didn’t tell her, instead he allowed her to leave, she belonged to him, she always had.

“Freyja?” This brought him back to reality, and his stomach tied in a knot, when he realized that the question had come from Freydis.

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“Where have you been?” Asked Hvitserk whilst hugging her, he had always had a soft spot for Freyja.

“Everywhere!” she laughed into his arms, it felt nice to be home, even though something in the air was different. 

Of course it all was different, Ragnar was dead, Bjorn, Lagertha and Ubbe were in England, and Ivar was now the ruler of Kategatt. She wasn’t surprised by the latter.

“You need a drink” He replied and away they went to the great hall.

Nothing had prepared Freyja for what she saw.

Ivar sitting on the throne and a woman by his side, the woman wasn’t what surprised her, but the fact that she was withchild. Was it ..Ivars?

“Brother, see who came back” Hvitserk announced happily obvlibious as to how things had ended when Freyja had left, Ivar had asked her to marry him, had been vulnerable with her enough to let her know how much he loved her and still she had decided to leave, so there was a small, almost nostalgic smile on Ivars lips, he couldn’t let his guard down ever again.

Once Freydis had realized that that Freyja was back she felt her blood boil, the Freyja that had made Ivar be so ruthless so angry and left him deeply sad, she could not stay here, she could not mess Ivar, she could not take control over him again.

She didn’t even try and fake a smile.

“Long time no see” Freyja said with a lame excuse of a smile, it was incredibly awkward.

“It has been” Ivar replied, Freyjas voice was like Valhalla, he didn’t know she could still make him happy with just a few words, hell even with just her presence. “have a drink” she smiled at him, and sat down next to Hvitserk, people had been staring at the exchange, Freydis planning what to do about this in her head.

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“so he married?” Freyja couldn’t help but to ask Hvitserk, he laughed knowing she had been keeping it in.

“yes, she’s crazy”

“why?”

“she tells him he was favourited by the gods with his legs, i think i heard her even tell him he’s a god” he mocked, eating some meat.

Freyja frowned, she wasn’t delusional to believe  Ivar wouldn’t marry someone else, but this woman seemed...off, and even more so feeding him crap about being a god, she could see her point for telling him he was favourited though, his condition made him stronger than anyone she had ever met, but a god? it was arguable.

“and she’s withchild?”

“uh Freyja, are your eyes alright? can you not see that?” that earned him a strong hit on the shoulder, but it only made him laugh “of course she is!”

“how is that?” Freyja wanted to stare at the bump on the womans stomach but didn’t want to be killed right off.

“she got his seed apparently, even though he had plenty of women after you, no one had gotten pregnant” he mindlessly said, biting into his food “she says the gods gifted him with a son, like a miracle i think was the word she used”

Her frown deepend, she already knew that, had it been for them she would have been withchild with Ivars seed multiple times before.

“what makes her fertile enough then?” she asked aloud, they were still eating at the hall, only now they had started to whisper.

“apparently because of her namesake” Freyja stared at Hvitserk until he caught on and made an ‘o’ with his lips. “and so are you”

“Shut up, i am more so Freyas daugher than she could ever wish to be”

“ah i remember when you said you weren’t the jealous type”

That earned him another hit on the shoulder.

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“i had been waiting for a moment alone with you” Freyja told Ivar, as he was sitting, staring at a piece of chess he had gotten from England, or so he had told her.

“why?” he questioned without looking at her

“because i missed you” that was like an axe hitting his heart, why was she saying this? after how she left? “and i know i hurt you when i left” she had kneeled to meet his eyes, he pulled the chess piece in a fist, and met her eyes.

He still didn’t say a thing, of course he wouldn’t admit to her she had hurt him.

“I left because i did something bad and didn’t want to face you” she stated, and stood up, “and i will leave again, i cannot stay but” she looked down to the floor, “you should not trust anyone here”

That made Ivar get angry.

“Why of all people should i listen to you??” It made her freeze where she had stood, it was the first real thing he had asked her.

“Because i love you” she replied as fiercely and without a doubt in her mind. “i always have and i always will, you prick, i don’t care about your false marriage, i will always fight in your name i will always be yours, no matter what” she stated her loyalty before him, and pulled from under her furs, the necklace he had gifted her when they where fifteen.

Ivar was surprised, she always managed to leave him speechless.

“and that woman you call your wife is no miracle” Freyja continued to hurt him, “she cannot be pregnant of you” if only her words were weapons, he would be lifeless by now. “and you know it” she said between her teeth, tears now forming in her eyes, for making him look as wounded as he did and for him being now with someone else who clearly didn’t love him as much as she did “you know i would have had a village of your children by now”

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Sorry it’s a bit rushed but i needed to write it after i imagined it, i am currently finishing last season and am dying for it to be december and watch the new season!!!! Anyway, let me know if ya liked it :)

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Wakin up. Ubbe Lothbrok.

While she was sleeping he put his hand between her legs, even in her sleep she responded to him, she opened her legs to give him more space and then closed them to keep his hand there.

Ubbe couldn’t believe how lucky he was and so he laid there, hand between her legs, softly moving his fingers up and down, he needed to have her one more time before daylight arrived.

He started to kiss her neck to which she responded by giggling.

“Ubbe” she moaned sleepily, he kept on kissing her, her hands going to his hair now, messing it up. “i like this way to wake me up” she opened her eyes and found his beautiful blue eyes staring back at her.

“i’m starving for you” the intensity in his voice ignited something inside her.

Slowly she started to do thrust motions against his hand, responding to it. Ubbe bit his lip, the eye contest still going on.

“You’re driving me insane” he moaned and closed his eyes, she smiled and brought him closer finally kissing him, and taking his hand off from her, she took off her underwear and put his hand right back, the sensations he was causing inside of her were so intense she needed more.

Ubbes fingers were playing her like an instrument, one was deep inside of her reaching her g spot while his thumb was touching her clit in circular motions, he loved how Freyja was moaning messily his name “Ubb-uh, more..uh yes” he couldn’t wait to be inside of her fully as soon as she was about to come he stopped, she opened her eyes in confusion and closed them right back as soon as she felt his weight go down south, his lips making out to her pussy, his tongue was making love to her inside while her fingers played again with her clit, she laid there thrusting into his mouth, pushing his head softly into her, she was riding him like she was meant to be, once Ubbe  turned to look at her the sight was out of his imagination Freyja was pinching her nipples like he would, her hips meeting his lips, it was magical and it made his member to be hard as a rock, she stopped slightly touching herself once he felt the tension starting to release from inside, she was cumming, he brought her closer to him by grabbing her ass, her legs around his head, him drinking her juices like he’d been starved, it was so hot how he was consuming her entirely, she smiled peacefully feeling completely owned by Ubbe Lothbrok.

She would be ready to give back to him soon.

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This is short but its something hehehe why does jordan have to be so fucking hot CAN HE COME -FUCK ME SENSELESS- AND LET ME KNOW??

love you all thank you for reading!! <3

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Hi i’m not dead! Ive not watched vikings yet but i will soon, ive started writing again (couldn’t form a decent chapter so im writing plain smut, no explanation or context whatsoever, we’re just getting to good ole sex) so get ready babies cause i am back to feed you written porn!!!

ALSO leave me suggestions to write! (one shots and stuff cause we know i suck at chaptered things) i might write about the older men in vikings, how about rollo? wink wink

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can you tell i love updating you on my life but not on second parts??

hi my lovelies! i so wanted to update more stuff but it’s been a little hard to write, this year gave me the highest high ever and also the hardest drop i have ever lived so it’s been very intense in every sense of the word, here’s to hoping 2019 will be kinder and brighter for everyone! I’ll be away tomorrow to see family and enjoy the holidays.

Thank you so much for following me and reading my stuff, i love you all and wish you the best always xx

(I’ll be back within the third-maybe second- week of January)

[writingeverynowand-then]

Say my name. (Modern Ubbe)

“He’s dating?” Came out from Freyja’s mouth without thinking, she was very surprised and her heart felt like it had stopped. 

“Yeah, he and Asta have been hooking up for about a week now” Her friend replied, whilst they ate at the school cafeteria, how could this pass Freyja?

Ubbe, her platonic love since she was nine years old, was dating the girl that was her complete opposite? That was obvious, the girl was gorgeous but if he had at least dated someone that seemed like her it’d give her some kind of false hope that they could be an item some day!

“Good for him” Was her lame reply, the girls looked at her with simpathy, they all knew of her forbidden love for the second oldest Ragnarsson. Her father being best friends with Ubbes father it was normal to assosiate both families.

“You should tell him you like him Freyja”

“Yeah, i would rather not”

“Why? I bet he’s thought of you differently as their family friend”

“Nu-uh, he sees me as a little sister, i’m sure of that”

“Well, make him see you not as a sister”

“and how do i do that?”

“You act differently, Freyja it’s so easy, just smile at him when you walk by him at the hall then do something flirty i don’t know you can like, bite your lip softly and pretend you do it all the time and not just for him, or you can be bolder and wink an eye at him”

“I could never pull that off!”

“Okay, don’t then, stay watching how some other girl takes the love of your life from you”

“You’ve been reading too much fiction”

“Maybe, but you’re a loser too” The girls laughed and the sugestion got stuck in Freyjas mind, it wasn’t such a bad idea to do little things in order to catch Ubbes attention.

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“Freyja why don’t you help Ivar choose his outfit?” Auslug asked her when she, besides her family who were sitting in the Lothbroks living room, was waiting for all of them to be ready to go to the cabin they always rented two weeks before the christian holidays.

“Sure” She got up and walked to Ivars room, she knew this house like her own. She couldn’t help but to walk past Ubbe’s room and saw him sitting on his bed frowning over something in his phone.

She didn’t think twice and knocked, Ubbe looked at her and smiled, that soft and warm smile he’d always have for her.

“Hey Frey, what’s up?” He was always so educated, she hated that he was forcing himself to be casual when something was clearly messing him up.

“Nothing, you lot are taking your time getting ready” she replied, pretending she hadn’t seen him frown earlier, she got in his room. Ubbe chuckled, “are you okay?” so her pretending didn’t last long and she could not for her own sake keep her questions to herself,

Ubbe looked down. “I got sent pictures of Asta from a party last night”

“oh, and .. you’re sad you weren’t there?” there was a bitter taste in her mouth asking this

“no, she uh, apparently got drunk and made out with someone else” he frowned again, then he let himself fall on the bed, he couldn’t believe it.

“wow” Freyja exclaimed, she wasn’t good at this at all “have you talked to her?”

“i don’t think i will”

“she doesn’t deserve you, you know that right?”

Ubbe saw her, still lying on his bed, and smiled that true caring smile, she loved it so much it made her hate it, it was so incredibly cute she was dying to kiss it.

“i got you to remind me”

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A/N:

Okay y’all i have a lot of opinions:

*i started yesterday watching vikings and got so jealous of that FREYDIS OR FREYJA being ivars interest like WHY, WHY COULDNT THEY KEEP HIM LONELY FOR US??? lmao im cringing bout myself right now too i can’t believe im so passionate for ivar man still i guess ill be pissed the whole season for her alone, so expect more ubbe stuff lmaoooo

*rollo man, i’m a slut for all the cast honestly but i’ve missed him, my puppy eyes rollo gosh

*also update remember how i was like send me slutty vibes back in july? i did go on holiday and i liveeeeeeeeeed wink, wink so i do have some inspiration from that ;)

*this will obvs have a second part and it’ll maybe maybe not smutty

ill shut up now hope you enjoyed, love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu thanks for following me even though i haven’t posted that much

*ps. alfred turns me on man, him being on charge like oh god

[writingeverynowand-then]

Holy shit have you ever thought of doing a part 2 of dirty, dirty? It’s so good 😍

i’m not going to lie i had to re-read it to remember it lmao, yeah sure i see a second part could actually happen, as soon as i’m done with finals i think i’ll get to it! And thank you so much, hope you enjoyed it!!❤️ 

[writingeverynowand-then]

Bad (Modern Ubbe)

hey y’all!!! i’m not back yet but i wrote this (not my best but good enough i think) and wanted to share it with you guys! i’ll still be away bc i’ve been mourning but writing this helped me getting my mind off of things so yeah, i hope you like it and enjoy it bc it’s ubbeee!!! we love ubbe he’s so hot and cute, i’m sure once vikings airs again i’ll be writing more for ivar but for now enjoy the beauty of jordan patrick smith<3

Also do y’all a favor and listen to this song bc it hurts my soul and i love it.

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“I swear you’re the best thing that’s happened to me” Freyja whispered in Ubbes chest as they embraced, he smiled and caressed her back, he had just given her the best news she’d been waiting for, they got the appartment they wanted! “when did you find out?” she questioned

“This morning” He said in his raspy voice, seeing her with that little shine in his eye whenever his eyes laid on her, “i was at work but wanted to tell you in person” Freyjas smile got bigger and she went in for a second hug, as she finished the hug, he couldn’t hep but to feel his heart go warm when he saw how her hair got messy because of how much into the hug she was.

He did her hair, putting it in place, Freyja used to this, didn’t notice it’d be one of the things she’d miss the most.

“When do we get the keys?”

“By the end of the week, we should start packing baby”

And that’s how they started to organise everything, from fragile things to stuff they could easily throw without giving it a second thought.

Ubbe went to the store down the street to ask for more boxes, and his phone started to go off, Freyja thinking it could be his father or siblings grabbed it, but never expected to see her name on the screen.

“Is wherever you’re moving closer to mine?” was the first thing that that bitch dared to speak, Freyja felt a knot on her throat and she wanted to give a piece of her mind to Margrethe for existing, she breathed in and ignored the other girl on the line going ‘helloo, Ubbe? what are you doing??’

Every possibility was going through her mind very fast, to reply with sarcasm, to tell her the reasons she was going to die from, to tell her where to stick it exactly, to ask her why would she date or only have sex with, with her boyfriend?

She decided to end the call and drop the phone on the sofa.

Her heart had dropped to her stomach and now she was feeling the air escaping her lungs, tears were rolling down her cheeks and she knew the most beautiful relationship she had ever had was a complete farce.

How could Ubbe been so perfect and yet so...fake? He turned into the worst nightmare she had ever imagined, she felt sorry for herself.

“Baby what’s wrong?” She hadn’t even heard him open the door nor him walking towards her.

Ubbe knew something was definietly off with the way her eyes seemed distant, her body language refusing to invite him like it’d usually do.

“you” she replied and then started to cry again, Ubbe forced his way in and held her closer, Freyja crying into his chest, the day taking a turn.

“What did i do baby?”

“You’re incredible” she said in his chest, “how can you still pretend that whatever this is, is real?” She got away from him, her eyes light up by the fury inside of her.

Ubbe seemed like a deer in headlights, had she found out..?

“talk!!” Freyja pushed a fist into his chest, she was no longer crying, it was easier for her to be angry instead of sad. “I know about Margrethe, your little slut”

“Freyja, baby, she’s nothing!” Ubbe tried to grab her hands but Freyja pushed him further away.

“don’t touch me you dirty wanker” she replied, then she saw every box they had packed, they had to be out from this place in a week, she could separate their stuff in two days max, she could always run to her sisters house. “we’re through”

“no,no,no baby, okay i slipped i was weak and i am not good, but let me make it up to you, Freyja” He started saying when Freyja started to kick the boxes she knew only contained his stuff.

“You fucking nightmare, i can’t believe i ever thought of actually having kids with you!!” And a box was kicked to the other side of the room, it being smashed against the wall, something had definietly broken there.

“You really thought of that?” He questioned, not caring about the box and it’s broken content, Freyja had never wanted kids, he was sure of that.

“Yeah you ass!” There went another box.

“what i did is unacceptable, i know”

“worse than that!!” she threw him a cushion pillow, she hated him but didn’t want to actually hurt him, why was she like this??

Ubbe catched it which made Freyja even angrier.

“You know whats worse?” She asked him as she walked closer to him, Ubbe remained silent knowing he deserved everything she was doing to him right now, he was such a lousy boyfriend to an amazing girlfriend “i never suspected anything, you were so good to me, you treated me like no one before.. i thought we deserved each other” she whispered, they were face to face, Ubbe couldn’t believe the pain he had caused her, he had destroyed everything they’d buit. “now i know you deserve that bitch”

“Freyja please don’t go!” Ubbe begged her as she quickly found her bag and started opening the door.

“you’ve been gone for long Ubbe” were the words that went straight to his heart, he couldn’t chase her ,he stood there, watching her frame getting further away from him as far as possible.

[writingeverynowand-then]

hi guys, here’s a little update, i had something very sad happen to me back in july, i’m struggling but also i’m trying to deal with it to the best of my ability, so i won’t be uploading anything soon, thank you for reading my stuff and i love you a lot! :)  

[bonniebird]

In your opinion, what are the most underrated writers you know? ///// need some blogs to follow

Oh my gosh I have such a big list of blogs you should read through!

@joeynihil

@brightlycoloredteacups

@captainpoopweinersoldier

@sconniebelle

@incorrect-house-quotes

@blinders-thomas-stuff

@justfangstvdto

@crispyimagines17

@imaginesfandom

@happyimagines

@mypersonalrambling

@teenwlfic

@peakyxwriting

@writingeverynowand-then

@ivarsshieldmadien

@honestsycrets

@birminghamblinders

@heathenarmyimagines

@lokisoulmateimagine

@lokixreaderfanfictionseries

@thelokiimaginechronicles

@my-little-wolfe

@imaginingmanyfandoms

@imaginingyournotsolikelyfuture

@imaginesoverreality

I have more but that’s all I can think of at the moment.

[writingeverynowand-then]

I’ve absolutely lost it!!!, @bonniebird thank you so much❤️❤️❤️, you’re one of my favorites out there!!! lmao i can’t keep chill ever😂

[writingeverynowand-then]

No Good.

“You’re no good, absolutely no good. You won’t fuel Ivar, you will make him rot inside faster than he would do just by himself”

“Why am i not good Uber? What are you so afraid? You don’t sound like a Viking, you sound like a scared little boy”

“Because you’re as destructive as him” His sword was against her neck, she smirked. “I don’t want to kill you” He confessed.

“You might aswell, i am not leaving Kattegat nor Ivar” Freyja shrugged.

“What do you want in exchange?” The sword was still on her neck, Ubbe putting more pressure on it, so that Freyja wouldn’t last more than a minute thinking about his offer.

“I want Ivars children” Freyja smiled, her hands holding Ubbe’s sword, pushing it further into her sking, now slightly cutting it.

Ubbe was surprised, how could she want to be with his little brother? Of course they seemed like the perfect match, the perfect match to reign and still be venom to each other, still they wouldn’t let each other go.

He gave up and brought his sword back, ignoring the small amount of blood dripping from Freyjas neck, he wouldn’t care about the scar it’d leave, he would eventually fight with Ivar about it but he had no energy left to even think about it.

“Why?” He asked confused.

“I love Ivar, Ubbe” She admitted, still with her smirk on. “He will be the greatest Viking that ever lived, forget about your father, Ivar will leave his own foot print in the world. I want to fight for him, I want to bear his children, I want to fuck him so much his prick gets sick if its not inside me, it is not impossible to love your little brother” As she declared this she took a step forward, closer to Ubbe’s face. “And I’ll stay here until he decides he doesn’t want me”

“He will, eventually, there will be more lands he’ll go to, more women he will want to have”

“But no one else is me” Her eyes showed determination. “He will always come back to me, i don’t care about the sluts he sleeps with, i was his first and i will be his last, the gods want us together” She smiled through her lie, the Seer having told her she would remain besides Ivar if the gods allowed it, she had never doubted the Seer but now she had realized that you can make your path, by the gods ways, but not even them would get her away from her beloved.

“Fine but don’t think you’re safe here” Ubbe declared.

Freyja only raised her eyebrows and smirked in response, expecting exactly this. She would have to kill Ivars brothers one by one, if they grew their dislike towards her.

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A/N:

*Lil bit short and not smutty but i’ll be writing more smut soon-ish :)

*This is queued, i’m away while this is posted, i love technology, anyway thank you for reading, i love u!! 

[writingeverynowand-then]

Hey babies!

Hi guys! I’ll be going off on a holiday tomorrow so my blog will not be as active for about a week or so, i’ll try and write tonight and maybe leave you with more to read❤️ honestly i’m leaving town in a slutty mode so hopefully i’ll get some action and i’ll be back fresh with ideas to write about, meanwhile i’ll use the new (for me lmao) gif looking thing on tumblr and bless your eyes with our beautiful man nearly naked (i know y’all dirty babes have already been blessed w/this but we all need a reminder). 

Also thank you for being always so nice to me, replying to my posts, taggin’ me in thingies, you’re the greatest<3

[writingeverynowand-then]

Someone else II

Ivar kept his promise, he would follow Thora everywhere she went when the moonlight appeared, he would make sure she was as happy as possible what he missed was Freyja far away looking at them, making sure he was keeping his word, as she practiced and promised herself she wasn’t feeling any sort of heart ache.

Every morning Thora would be smiling from ear to ear, and she would happily share with Freyja the details of her happiness ‘He visited, again! And he didn’t leave until the morning’ was the only thing that left her feeling unsettled, he would always go back to his place after being done with Thora, he would usually go to Freyja’s place before going to Thora’s, he would even pass the time laying there, talking about nothing and everything as if it were a casual thing to do.

Freyja was so focused on getting better at fighting that she could not have a distraction to make her fail, and that would surely be Ivar.

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One evening he caught Freyja helping Floki built a boat, but decided to approach her once she was done, and that took about an hour still he was thrilled, seeing here settle in Kattegat meant she was taking a like to it and he could convince her to stay.

“You seem old friends” Is what he greeted her with, Freyja stopped in her tracks and found him sitting on a tree shadow, smirking at her, her hand was on her sword because he scared her just then, a little bit. “Did i surprise you?” He questioned looking at her hand in her sword and then back to her eyes, his smirk more prominent.

“What are you doing here?” Freyja asked, avoiding the answer.

“Looking for you” His brutal honesty attracted her somehow, she smiled and ignored how nice it felt to hear him say this.

“You found me” She stated the obvious, only to notice that naughty shine in Ivars eyes.

“I missed you” He confessed without an ounce of guilt, they were alone, and she kept him a secret so no one would never know about this. Freyja’s feelings were showing through her honest smile, her heart was as happy as it could be.

“Should we go somewhere else?” She asked, knowing to be careful with Ivar, if he knew she started to like him more, he would surely stop whatever it was they were doing.

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“What did you miss about me?” Freyja questioned once they were in her cabin, away from the villages eyes. Ivar was sitting in a chair whilst he watched Freyja put her equipment in place.

“Everything, your lips, your eyes, especially your tongue around me” He said casually, provoking her insides with desire.

“Is that all?” She asked walking towards him, sitting on his lap facing him, laying her hands on his nape. He smirked.

Then his hands traveled to her back, down slowly and almost painfully, until they landed on her ass, bringing her closer, the movement causing her to moan unintentionally.

“I missed you” And he meant it, he enjoyed when he was in her company and thought of her when he wasn’t with her. He was becoming a bit obsessed with his new muse. Freyja smiled and so Ivar took his chance to kiss her lips, to bite them slowly whilst feeling her hands bringing him closer to deepen it.

She ignored how wild her heart was racing and started undoing his pants.

“Let me look at you” Ivar whispered huskily, lust showing through his voice, getting Freyja even wetter. She looked at him weirdly, wasn’t he seeing her?

“Stand up fagr, I want to see you standing in front of me” He called her beautiful so easily, as if it was the usual, she smirked allowing herself to own the compliment, she got off his lap and started to undress herself in front of him, Ivars eyes traveling from north to south, to west and east on her body, as if it was an old treasure, exactly what Odin had been wanting to know about the world, she held so much wonder, so much mystery, her bright eyes were addictive even more than the adrenaline rush he would get in the middle of a raid, fighting like the gods he admired did, her curves were perfect for his hands to explore them, her skin was craving him and he only sat there, watching here, eating her with his eyes only.

“Come join me” She invited him whilst she walked towards the bed to get more comfortable, Ivar acting on animals instincts obligued, crawling towards her, biting his lip, only making Freyja imagine what his teeth could be biting instead of his own lips.

So he got on the bed, and she sat on top of him, Freyja leaned down to meet him in a kiss while Ivars hands went through her back towards her ass, opening it, caressing it softly, her tongue was in a sensual dance with his’ but a moan escaped her once his hands held her ass tighter, knowing it was what she liked the most.

Freyja stopped kissing him and because she was on such a rushed high she turned her back to his face, grinding on his member, teasing him, hearing Ivar whimper only got her wet and desperate, but she wanted to get another reaction from him.

“Freyja, fuck me” He moaned grabbing her by the waist, she smiled in bliss and impaled herself on his dick, getting the cure to her heat with his tip, slowly and with rhythm she let his dick penetrate her wholly both exhaling a quiet moan.

Freyja then remembered he had seen Thora more lately, but now he was guiding their thrusts, he was speeding it up, so she met his thrusts.

“Does Thora make you feel” Freyja started to ask “this?” She asked Ivar without turning back to meet his eyes, instead she got his dick out and immediately thrusted all in, her was clenching him inside, his dick hitting her G spot perfectly, Ivars loud moan was like music to her ears, she smirked.

“What?” He asked in the midst of all, why was she aking these questions? “I thought-” She was taking control of their thrusts now “thought you didn’t care-uh” He whimpered once she started to touch his balls, estimulating him even more.

“I said to not make her suspicious” She replied, still caressing his balls like she knew Thora would never do. “Don’t ever fuck her more than you do me” She stated, thrusting herself into him at a rapid pace, Ivar wasn’t able to answer, she did something to him down there, and he instantly came, planting his seed into her, Freyja feeling his hot semen explode inside her got her so hot, she thrusted more, making Ivars dick hit her G spot, finally coming after him.

Exhausted she was still sitting on top of him and was surprised to feel Ivar sit up straight, embracing her from behind, leaving small kisses in her back.

“No one feels as good as you my goddess” He replied, ensuring she knew how she made him feel.

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A/N:

*No one proof reads 2k18! Also not the best ending hehe

*Had the first part of this already written and just now finished it so i’m not sure it makes 100% sense but ye

*IM SO THIRSTY FOR VIKINGS IMAGINES (IVAR, UBBE, BJORN, RAGNAR, i dont like the others im sorry but its true lemme be but still lowkey id do the whole cast) PLEASE GIVE THEM TO ME THATS WHY IM WRITING SO MUCH LATELY.

*I’ll be going away tomorrow on a holiday! (at high hours of the morning may i add) for a week so, please miss me and leave me some love. I love you all! (pray for me to get some action these holidays so i have more smut ideas to write about ;) )