Romeo canât really be blamed for Opheliaâs death.
Senior English major on a Shakespeare final. (via minininny)
[Editorial Note: This âtheoryâ depends on believing the Romeo and Juliet and Hamlet take place contemporaneously. So, for the sake of argument, letâs all agree that the events of both plays occur in the Spring of 1517 (chosen because of Martin Lutherâs 95 Theses, and the Reformational threads that run through Hamlet).]
See, in the Second Quarto and First Folio versions of Romeo and Juliet, a[n extremely minor] character appears with Romeo, Mercutio, and Benvolio at the Capuletâs Party (where, if you recall, Romeo meets Juliet for the first time).
Like Hamlet's Horatio, this Horatio is full of well-worded philosophical advice. He tells Romeo âAnd to sink in it should you burden love, too great oppression for a tender thing.â
Fig. 1 -Â Second Quarto Printing
Fig. 2 -Â First Folio Printing
[The American Shakespeare Centerâs Education Blog discusses the likely ârealâ reasons for Horatioâs presence]
Letâs imagine that Horatio has travelled down from Wittenberg (about 540 miles) to Verona for his Spring Break. He hears about some guys who like to party (because, letâs be honest, besides getting stabbed, partying is Mercutioâs main thing). So, he ends up crashing the Capuletâs ball with them.
He is then on the sidelines as Romeo and Juliet fall in love, Tybalt kills Mercutio, Romeo kills Tybalt, Romeo gets banished, and both lovers are found dead in Julietâs tomb.
This tragedy fresh in his mind, he returns to Wittenberg at the end of what has turned out to be a decidedly un-radical Spring Break and discovers that his bestie Prince Hamlet is leaving for Elsinore Castle because heâs just gotten news that his father, the King, is dead.
On the trip up (another ~375 miles), Horatio recounts the tragic romance he just witnessed in Verona. He advises (as he is wont to do) Hamlet not to mix love and revenge.
Hamlet takes Horatioâs advice to heart, breaking up with Ophelia so that he can focus is energy on discovering and punishing his fatherâs killer:
HAMLET
Ay, truly; for the power of beauty will sooner
transform honesty from what it is to a bawd than the
force of honesty can translate beauty into his
likeness: this was sometime a paradox, but now the
time gives it proof. I did love you once.
Indeed, my lord, you made me believe so.
You should not have believed me; for virtue cannot
so inoculate our old stock but we shall relish of it: I loved you not.
Ophelia - burdened by the perceived loss of Hamletâs love and his murder of her father - goes mad and drowns herself.
You see, if Romeo had waited literally a minute and thirty seconds longer (31 iambic pentametrical lines) - he, Juliet, Ophelia (and possibly the rest of the Hamlet characters) would have made it.
* With thanks to roguebelle.
Buncha fuckin nerds in this town.
The Hamratiophelia Conspiracy Theory ftw