Some kind of weird bird

29, Lady-person, she/her, Sweden, currently in Glasgow just trying to have a good time This blog is a mess and I've been using her since 2012 so I'm here until I die I guess. say hi if you like

[maidling-deactivated20260401]

[raccoonmilf]

Fun fact: due to the ongoing financial support from the people of tumblr, critically endangered pygmy raccoons being rehabbed in Cozumel are now able to get vaccines for deadly diseases like distemper and rabies before they are released.

[leebrontide]

The funniest and most enduring legacy of dashcon.

[cloudabserk]

stratt said grace will be a perfect astronaut he will never have a workplace relationship! but then…

[sparklebog]

Didn't realize they made emergency thermal blankets for babies

[sparklebog]

It's scary to think about babies in an emergency but I guess it's a crazy world out there

Emergency baby

[fuckblast]

[Francisco de Goya]

[segamascott]

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

#know your fandom history

[zoesupreme]

well the thing is that's an extremely reasonable concern

[dunham-doodles]

First Shift

[bronzeplates]

a non-canon mini comic for fun

just to reiterate, this is NOT canon to the comic. or to either movie probably lol.

just love the idea that the reason simon didn't listen to the written stuff was because it sucked to read (and not, like, either defiance or a purposeful disregard for the sake of survival)

i feel like you can tell through how little i fuck with grace's glasses in the usual comic that i wear glasses IRL. if my glasses aren't perfectly aligned on my face i am SHOVING them back in place. ryan gosling obviously does not wear glasses regularly

[donutdrawsthings]

I was thinking of a pride art challenge people could do with their OCs, because I thought it'd be cute! A queer/trans artist with their creations.

but then I realised that same challenge would be infinitely more funny with folks who have atypical or horror OCs

[orange-citruzz]

WOAH TWO POST?! AND ITS FANART OF ANOTHER AMAZING FANFIC?!?! HOT DOG!!

Ehehehe, can you tell that I really like John <3

If you also want another very good Malevolent fanfic, check out the Freedom in the Flesh series by Senora_Luna @lunaescribe !!! A dear friend of mine recommended it to me(love you, Kay <3), and now I am recommending it to yall!! I will say, fair warning, it is explicit. I usually skip explicit scenes in other fics, but I actually found myself enjoying the writing style. The way they added so much feelings and emotions to those scenes, man, I just love it!! Please go and check them out!!!

Now, on to find more fics >:)

[contemptible-scoundrel]

every so often I come across a kink post about like being kidnapped and tortured or held at gunpoint or begging for ones life for sexual purposes and I understand its going for a very haggard frail thing being taken advantage of vibe but in my mental image it really just comes off the same as that picture of wolverine strapped to a nuke

[contemptible-scoundrel]

ideal sexual encounter for people whose username is something like snuffpuppy

[specialmouse-deactivated2025060]

This is the funniest image I’ve seen in years like this is probably the very worst thing that could possibly happen to anyone ever and the artist somehow perfectly conveyed the correct level of emotion he’d be feeling like dude it’s over but what else are you supposed to do

[oneheadtoanother]

[andremichaux]

Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)

Bonus:

[beardedmrbean]

Congratulations on the cat

[butchfagminotaur]

the sims will never not be one of the funniest games on the planet

[unimpressed-frog]

I dunno, I think it makes total sense that Rocky is a hyperactive little ball of anxiety even if he perceives time slower than Grace.