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@thepudupudu
Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of England (x)
No oneās:
Slick like Gaston
Quick like Gaston (no oneās neckās as incredibly thick as Gastonās)
Half as manly (heās perfect, a pure paragon)
[Blessed with] a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston (as a specimen, yes, heās intimidating)
As burly and brawny (as you see heās got biceps to spare. Not a bit of himās scraggly or scrawny. And every last inch of himās covered in hair)
No one:
Fights like Gaston
Douses lights like Gaston (in a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston)
Hits like Gaston
Matches wits like Gaston (in a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston. Heās especially good at expectorating)
Shoots like Gaston
Makes those beauts like Gaston
Goes tromping around wearing boots like Gaston
When he was a ladā¦
He ate four dozen eggs every morning to help him get large
And now he is grownā¦
He eats five dozen eggs so heās roughly the size of a barge
Uses antlers in all of his decorating
My what a guy, Gaston!
Just gonna bring this back...
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31st of December
#what a world we live in š š š
god i can never stop thinking about certain sculptures used in modern art and how they can be used to elicit the beautiful and terrible feeling of true and genuine horror in ways that a lot of horror movies can never do
like when you ask peopleĀ āwhat is horror?ā theyāll tend to give examples of monsters, of killers, of dark places, of sharp teeth and too many legs and lots and lots of blood. which is true, that can be used as horror! but iād like to call that āthe horror of being eaten/hurt/killedā or more succinctly āthe horror of vulnerabilityā. itās a horror that something, whether itās a killer or a monster or some phenomenon, has the ability to cause us harm. we see large amounts of teeth and we thinkĀ āthat thing is going to tear us to pieces with those teethā or we see spilled blood and we thinkĀ āsomeone has been hurt, thereās a chance we can be hurt too by whatever spilled this bloodā.
but what certain modern sculptures can do is elicit a very physical visceral reaction of a completely different kind of horror.Ā
itās āthe horror that something is a thing that SHOULD not exist, and you are absolutely powerless to understand what it is, but it is existing in your space, right now, it is real and you cannot make it unreal no matter what you doā
or perhaps, in a shorter fashion, itāsĀ āthe horror of wrongnessā
like one of the sculptures that made me feel this way is this sculpture here, named āMonekanaā located in the American Art Museum in Washington D.C:
āokay,ā you say, with a shrug.Ā āitās a horse made of wood? whatās so scary about that?ā. but this is the lie of the photograph! a photograph of a sculpture rarely grasps the experience of standing next to a sculpture. you have to picture yourself walking into this room, practically devoid of people, and coming face to face with this sculpture that is very large and very real.
and your brain screams thatĀ āTHIS IS WRONG. MAKE IT GO AWAY. THIS IS WRONGā, like at any moment you expect it to move, to twist its head, to follow you with eyes that arenāt simply there. it looks like a horse but it is no horse. you could almost argue that maybe it isnāt even an art piece at all, but it wandered in from god knows what kind of world and itās blending in with everything else. maybe itās fooling you. maybe it isnāt.
anyways, iām not trying to say that this sculpture in particular is SUPPOSED to be scary, it may make other people feel nothing at all (or even positive feelings!), but what iām trying to say is that feeling i had that day, when i saw this thing, when i felt this fearful instinct to stay away and not stare, itās THAT feeling that i feel so many writers and makers of horror donāt completely understand. you donāt need teeth. you donāt need blood. you donāt need to make Spooky Scary Skeletons or chainsaw-wielding villains. all you need is to create something wrong in its existence, something to make parts of us fear the fact that we canāt entirely rationalize what weāre seeing.
thatās horror, to me.
@admiraloblivious
This is amazing
This post makes me think of Klaus Pinterās work:
The experience of sculpture absolutely gets lost in images. Iāve walked into museums and been like WOW THE FUCK even when I knew it was coming.
I love this subject, though. I love āimplication horror.ā You see something, and the realization of what it means, which often comes a few moments later, is where the real horror liesānot in how splattery or gratuitously shocking it is. The wrongness of a thing in fiction, when done well, is the best. I was watching Melancholia the other day, and what a terrifying example of wrongness horror.
Anyway this is such a great post thanks for putting the whole idea into words so well. <3
This is how I feel about wind turbines (I tried to walk up to one once and felt the most inexplicable terror Iāve ever felt in my life), or most things that are ridiculously large, for that matter. Ships fascinate me but make me feel very uneasy. Certain buildings, especially if they look old-timey in any way kind of freak me out.Ā
Examples: The Halifax shipyard building made me feel almost nauseous, and I have to drive past this cold storage building in Winnipeg every time I go to visit my boyfriendās parents. I do not like it one bit. Also, I got to see that sculpture of a giant newborn baby last year. That was very surreal in the way that is described here.
WHAT AMAZING ADDITIONS TO THIS POST, thank you! I didnāt know of Kalus Pinterās work and now I REALLY want to see it for myself, goodness.
Honestly, Iām so glad so many people have responded and reblogged this post with examples and stories of their own!! Itās so cool to see just what people think and perceive as this horror ofĀ āwrongnessā. I also see some people saying that this is essentially the uncanny valley effect, which is only an aspect of this kind of horror - the uncanny valley primarily deals with something we perceive that looks close to human and yet doesnāt quite make it there. Itās just one subset of a really uneasy sort of horror that can be found in so many forms, which may really honestly differ from person to person.
Overall, THIS HORROR IS WIDELY UNDERUSED IN FICTION and Iām so glad to see so many examples of it posted here!!
I feel this way about kangaroos. If you really look at a kangaroo for a minute itās deeply unsettling, theyāre bipedal and they have insane abs and they move wrong, itās too human and I get that creeping horror that this thing exists. If I look at kangaroos too long I feel like Iām going insane
Louise Bourgeoisās spider sculptures did this to me, a bit. It was less the shape than the formāthe lumpiness, the uneven shineābut mostly it was the scale. Most of these examples of horror donāt feel quite so wrong when theyāre at a scale we can look ādownā on. But when they overshadow us, or at least when they overshadow our general certainty of control, even for just a moment, the disorientation can slip suddenly into horror.
consider the Gelitin collectiveās enormous pink rabbit left to rot in the Italian alps for the next 10 years
Eoin Mc Hugh - The Ground Itself is Kind, Ā Black Butter, 2014
Kiki Smithās lilith sculpture is more humanoid but i feel like it belongs on this post because walking into the stairwell in the met and seeing this fucking thing was one of the most unnerving experiences in my life
This is a legit discussion of horror, which Iāll try to write about sometime (and how it relates to horror movies that try to do this.)
BigDog, anyone?
I just witnessed a fucking murder
and iād do it again
Yo, the dog looked at the camera like āI got something for that ass tooā
Thereās so many things that are wrong with this.Ā āBoycott Starbucks and go back every dayā loooooooool
Three cheers for these guys [x]
This is how to be a good ally.
Using their Bro-ness for good, not evil
a tribute
I want to love something as much as Joe Biden loves vanilla ice cream
THIS IS THE MOST FUCKING 3D GIF TO EVER 3D
HOLY CRAP
has this been done yet?
what the fuck this is so completely in character
Working at LUSH: the saga
I have had men some into a store I used to work at asking if āthis hairspray will work on menā and when I said yes they said ābut itās purpleā
My whole life!
A man walks into a store to buy shampoo. He walks down the hair care aisle and spots a pink shampoo bottle that promises to give you luscious locks. The man is determined, for his hair lacks luster. He asks the nearest store clerk, āWill this work for men? Itās pink, so Iām not sure.ā The store clerk looks at the man, then at the shampoo. He shrugs his shoulders in ignorance. The man resolves to purchase the shampoo anyway.
After arriving at his humble abode, the man takes a shower with his new shampoo. He opens the bottle and tries to pour the soapy substance into his hand, but alas; the shampoo refuses to fall onto his manly skin.
The man crumples down in utter defeat, sobbing as the shower water softly cascades down his rippling shoulders. The shampoo will never work for him, for he is a man, and the shampoo he bought is unfortunately in a pink bottle. āI should have known,ā he cries out in a whimper. āI should have known.ā