I wear wheelies to scape my feelies

i know you don't care but I don't care either / any pronouns / lesbian with honour, you touch my trans or nonbinary people and I will snap your neck without hesitation / don't try me, I will bite u / currently 17 y/o and anxious af / I'm actually Spanish! but I love English 🙌 / going through life but still trying to get my shit together!

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Hinata, playing the kazoo:

Kageyama: Do you take requests?

Hinata: Sure!

Kageyama: Stop

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Kageyama: YOU SON OF A BITCH

Hinata: What the fuCK DID YOU JUST CALL MY MOTHER?!

Kageyama: I meant your dad

Hinata: What the fuCK DID YOU JUST CALL DAICHI?!

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Kiyoko: Did it hurt when you fell-

Tanaka: Fell from heaven? No, but I get what you're trying to do-

Kiyoko: No. You didn't let me finish. I mean when you just fell right now, walking. I saw you trip over your feet and fall. Then you laid there for like three minutes.

Tanaka:

Nishinoya: We all saw it, dude.

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Hinata, bubbly as always: How are you today?

Kageyama: Please don't make me think about my life.

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Enoshita: The worst drug to crave is wanting to be loved.

Tanaka: I don't think that's true... Meth is pretty fucking bad

[wrong-haikyuu-quotes]

Yamaguchi: Can you do me a favor?

Tsukishima: I would literally cover up a murder you committed, plant my DNA at the crime scene and take the blame for you

Yamaguchi: Oh! Can you do the dishes then?

Tsukishima: No

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Oikawa: What goes up but never comes down?

Iwazumi: The level of stress you bring into my life

[wrong-haikyuu-quotes]

Iwaizumi: *falls down the stairs*

Oikawa: *catches him* I think you just fell for m-

Iwaizumi: Put me down.

[wrong-haikyuu-quotes]

Yamaguchi: meet my boyfriend 6'2 of salt, sarcasm and bad manners! (◡‿◡✿)

Tsukishima: [hissing]

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Oikawa: just buried Iwa-chan an hour ago :(

Oikawa: he's gonna be so mad when he wakes up lmao

[wrong-haikyuu-quotes]

Tsukishima: I'm on my way, what should I bring?

Kuroo: a good mood

Tsukishima: I'm not coming

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Dadichi: I'm busy.

Nishinoya: Do you think drinking thirty-six cans of redbull consecutively would make my senses more heightened or would I just die?

Dadichi:

Dadichi: I'm on my way.

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Yachi: What did you guys get in your yearbook?

Kageyma: Prettiest Smile

Hinata: Nicest Personality

Taukishima: "Most Likely to start a bar fight"

Yamaguchi: "Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one"

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Sugawara: How long are we going to let him do that?

Daichi: Just give him a minute

Hinata: *pushing a door that says pull*

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*Iwazumi and Oikawa having an intense staring contest*

Iwazumi: *Eyes drying out, but he's trying genuinely hard not to blink.*

Oikawa: *Having the time of his life staring into Iwazumi's eyes*

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Lev: *sneezes*

Hinata: Bless you!

Lev, looking around: God?

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Kuroo: people who sleep with their phone on silent or DND really don't give a fuck about anybody.

Tsukishima: look, if you decide to have a problem after midnight, that's between you and god.

Hinata: ...

Bokuto: how do you set your phone to Dungeons and Dragons?