Sophie

Deancoded samcurious deangirl who takes cash payment upfront. Lowkey might fuck around and become a family guy blog.

[4thelneyjones]

[4thelneyjones]

I love jack i love that their 3 year old son is just freakin god

[fishandshesmygills]

me when i get you with my egg

[mlarayoukai]

life changing tweet

[beemovieerotica]

someone on reddit shared texts of her and her husband's exclusive english dialect and it's beautiful

[beemovieerotica]

a linguist is analyzing it

[official-linguistics-post]

official linguistics post

[elliespectacular]

wanna hang out [remembers it's rude to put expectations on people] it's cool if not [remembers people like to know they're wanted] but I'd really like it if you did [remembers selfishness is bad] we can do whatever you want though [remembers that handing someone a blank canvas isn't as effective as providing a suggestion to bounce ideas off of] like sucking each others fingers for example

[redstonedust]

its actually easy to de-enshittify your digital experience all you need to do is install this browser extension and this browser extension and this browser extension and input this custom script into the advanced box and go into your system settings and reconfigure all these options you didnt know existed and change your entire workflow and switch to this alternative operating system and this alternative web browser and this alternative chat client and this alternative word processor and this alternative- sorry that one turned out to be malware delete that one okay now double check your task manager for unwanted background processes and element block these ads and invest in a good VPN and append all your searches with AI blocking keywords and wait a few years until everything you just did becomes shitty too so you can do it all over again okay kitten. its literally that easy.

[boviboy]

unclear. adj. of or pertaining to an uncle

[youcanstillwhistle]

I think the "pre" and "post" parts in "preposterous" should cancel each other out but everyone else seems to find my idea completely erous

[tikkunolamresistance]

obsessed with this sidebar i found in a christain scripture website article about the timeline of the bible's construction

[fairycosmos]

good morning to the beaten and the damned only

[beansfrombeans]

[lettuce-tv]

don't go into the humanities because they're unprofitable and don't go into stem cuz its getting torn apart right now and don't go into buisness because it's competetive and speculative and don't go into education because it pays like shit. Just lay on thr ground. Just lay on the ground.

[yokowan]

this is me when i get my bathtime blueberries if i'm being quite honest

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[vixvigil]

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

[fairycosmos]

the way the dinosaurs were here for like 180 million years and we're just like ughhh rip to the monsters. now onto the main story of planet earth humanity. btw we're 3 seconds old

[tastylemonbread]

[the-frightening-ghoul]

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