WeHo Gossip

Hello hip and beautiful residents of WeHo, your resident gossip blogger Lindy Schroeder here to bring you all the dirty on the residents of the most happenin' address in West Hollywood. Got some not so pretty deets on one of your neighbors? Jam it in...

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Really guys, really? Not entirely sure why you all have such a ship hard-on today, but you're giving me a migraine. Frankly, most of you haven't known each other long enough for me to see potential for anything other than a hook up, so I'm not quite sure what you want from me? To pull potential romances out of my ass???? Maybe I could ask those Bravo people to trick out all your apartments with cameras so I can watch you at all times to get some idea of who should be with whom--but since I can't do that, how about you guys try bringing me details about potential ships you see in the building and I'll tell you my opinion? Yes?/Yes.

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Ships you'd want to see?

Is your brain bleeding or something, Anon? Did I not just answer this????? This is the same exact question only reworded??? No, nyet, nien, non!!!!

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Regan is *gasp* only sleeping with Oliver.

Oh hey, is this actually a little bit of honest gossip? I may die from shock… I was wondering if anyone else had noticed this, not that I’d call Miss Bundrick a slut, but the girl has definitely gotten around over the past year—and I have not seen her have much desire to see many of the pretty young lads more than once. Oliver must either be— A.) really good in bed, or B.) our little anti-monogamist has fallen victim to the bite of the love bug—or C.) it’s those pretty blue eyes and killer dimples. I’m guessing it’s a little from column A, little from column C.

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who pissed in tyler's cheerios? i thought he was gonna rip off his shirt and beat his chest (not saying i'd mind)

Hey, I'm all for the shirt ripping, boy's got a body and a half and that's some damn fine mental imagery you can take to your bedroom tonight, Nonners--ahem--That said, I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it's the little Nonnybird that's been paying visit to Miss Brooks' askbox trying to stir up the shit pot of doubt about Ty's true intentions and calling his monogamy into question. I'd be a bit pissed off too, not sure I'd go all Tarzan on everyone in the whole building, but maybe it's being done to squash those little planted seeds of doubt before they can fully sprout and grow into a weed, and we all know how hard it is to kill a weed, they just keep on growing back and dropping more seeds to sprout even more weeds; finally ruining the whole garden.

Xx

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Are there any ships around you'd like to see happen?

Not particularly, no. Real person shipping is kinda creepy as fuck, unless the two people are actually together. This is the real life, not an episode of Glee. Now ask if I see any potential couples and you might get a different answer.

Xx

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Impressions on the new residents?

Are you kidding me right now? They've been here all of a nanosecond, and I loathe these kinds of questions. Almost as much as I loathe "what's your opinion on so-and-so".  All you're going to get is a shallow answer, but if that's what you're fishing for here, Nonners...

I wouldn't kick Sam or Brady out of bed. Delphine has nice luggage and a great rack? Sloane doesn't totally suck as an actress????

This is not gossip, you people sadden me.

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Confused! I thought Adrian was into Meagan or Jane. And now he's flirting with Avery - who is very much taken!

Well Confused Nonnykins, I will try to keep this shit simple then, since you’re apparently a bear of very little brain. Adrian is a guy, and some of them, shocking, I know, flirt with many pretty girls, even taken ones. Flirting ain’t no big thing, now if it goes beyond that, I’m sure Tyler will have something to say about that, preferably shirtless, using his fists.

Now as for who Adrian is actually “into”, why do you care so much, Nonners? Unless you’re one of the former two girls mentioned and the confusion is how he actually isn’t that into you??????

Xx

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