vlad

i am working in america all summer so tbh don't expect any posts from me until at least 29th august ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[animateglee-archived]

closing the 20 tabs you used for a finished essay = euphoric calmness

[wstrydrpprlntcsylm]

interviewer: would you say you are motivated to succeed

me: no

me: but i AM terrified of failure

[klefable]

a moment of silence for all the internet friends who you lost track of years ago and still think about sometimes 

[wheelchair-warrior]

[isaac]

for someone who literally does nothing i sure am tired all the time

[sugarpillcosmetics]

[negatxve]

[pruningthisbranch-deactivated20]

do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed 

[1nd2rd3st]

750,324 people whose mama taught them right

[bunsen-deactivated20150516]

[awwwton]

“whats your favorite song on lemonade?”

hillary: single ladies??

[twitterlols]

[brakehagen-deactivated20161009]

[mf-doom-blog]

[memecenterz]

[ms-mandy-m]

[newblogwhosferninism-deactivate]

*uses lol lmao and rip as punctuation*

[bunbijou-archive-blog]

i’m glad ants dont know how big jupiter is or they would be fucked up about it. i was fucked up about it. jupiter is huge