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Ray-Ban Sunglasses

[renicula]

[moranginhos]

thinking john mulaney is cute makes me feel like a nuclear housewife having a crush on the weatherman

[jennamarblesss]

[redpandarascal]

I found a really good image but it’s so good I don’t even want to post it because I don’t think you people could handle or appreciate it

if you think you deserve to see the internet’s one single image of a wizard hula hooping you can make your case directly to me.

[redpandarascal]

alright fine, not because you deserve it, but because I think this is what the world needs now. here you all go

that’s RIGHT. you think about THAT.

[chromolume]

the most exciting thing about tumblr is when you’re reading an issue post and you have to guess if you’re supposed to agree with it or not before getting to the last comment

[konohaeleven]

Me reading a text post

[sayfaahtmah]

i see your Friends to Lovers trope and raise you Lovers Back to Friends. because healthy, amicable breakups are good and sometimes your ex can still be your good buddy

[siegfriedandroy]

you wild for thinking anyone on this website has ever broken up without also destroying no less than three friend groups and generating six callout posts in the process

[tiktoks-we-like]

[tired-gay-bean]

Comedy fucking gold I’m sorry

[sandersstudies]

Somebody tell Hollywood I've found proof that a plot twist can be predictable and yet still amazing.

[baetality-deactivated20190321]

[baetality-deactivated20190321]

cinematic parallels

[paper-backstab]

infomercial: the Topsy Turvy Tomato tree! just place the tomato plant in the vertical grow bag, add regular soil, pour in the water, and w

5yo me:

[keagakinz]

23yo me:

[pc-98s]

take me down to the

where the leaves are red and the ghosts are pretty

[nikkoliferous]

@velvetzybanshee

[theultradork]

lmao they did it again

[littlegoldfinchh]

I had the weirdest dream last night

There was this humanoid creature, his skin was pitch black, he had no face just a pair of big white eyes and he had really long fingers. He was just standing in the middle of my room, watching me in silence.

Surprisingly, I wasn't scared at all. He looked so peaceful standing there, so I asked him to dance with me. And I think he was a bit confused, like he didn't expect me to do that. But then he was holding me close and he watched me as I intertwined our fingers.

So yeah, this is the story of how I had a romantic waltz with a demon.

[littlegoldfinchh]

Okay so I can't draw and I know this is terrible so go easy on me, but I tried to draw him in my phone when I woke up and he kinda looked like this

Can anyone out there make a better version of this? It would be much appreciated!!

Also let me tag the dream queen herself @one-time-i-dreamt

[badamts]

i got carried away-

i added a bunch sorry

@ayakashi-chan hope you like it

[choppedandfoodnetwork]

[jackalovski]

As a Brit, I’d like to remind the world that we invented curry, it’s our unofficial national dish. We eat it more than anything else and you can go into any of our fish and chip shops and get curry all over your deep fat fried foods. That whole white people thing is just the USA. I think we exported all the people with no taste which might explain a lot.

[mermaidelephant]

As an Indian I can assure you that we’ve been eating curry since 2000 BCE so go take your colonialism elsewhere.

[aracniadragon]

Did this guy seriously try to claim curry is a British food?

[the-nerdy-necromancer]

Curry Isn't Actually From India, And We Officially Know Nothing

If you’re a curry fan, you may have noticed the term “curry” refers to a great many varieties of foodstuffs. It can get very confusing.There

[choppedandfoodnetwork]

@the-nerdy-necromancer dude the article is just saying that British people invented the term curry, they still did not invent the food omg

[brattylikestoeat]

Embarrassing. It basically says that they put a name to it cause they lumped it “all the different versions of curry” together as one and then tried to take credit for it and share it with the world when they didn’t even make it.

Sounds like white folks 100% trying to take credit for something they didn’t make or invent.

Invented the term not the spice or the dish.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[thefatfuck-irl]

[sirartwork]

reblog for noises

[ayellowbirds]

siamangs are so freaking weird. Somehow evolution produced a frog-ape.

[yeehawlw]

i’m in me mums car girl is a lesbian so that vine is gay culture now

[yeehawlw]

[plasticcflower]

LEGEND

[vancomycin-moved]

I love king princess!