~.~

— christian bieber — ''girl, I love them heels, and yeah I love that dress. I wanna take you home and show you I'm the best.''

[reniedwards]

Alright, I’ll let you be happy thinking that chocolate has anything to do with your memory, when it clearly doesn’t. To make sure you don’t hurt Mel, she seems sweet and you better don’t hurt her or I’ll kick you, I don’t care if you’re my best friend. It is funny! And once again, I’m always right. No, the nap didn’t come after sex, it came after him throwing a fit because I tricked him into eating Chinese food. And never think about my sex life, mister. Yes I am, admit it you shit. No buts, shut up.

[wtchristian]

I don't care if it doesn't, I like to think it does and thank you for letting me be happy. If you think I'd ever hurt her then you clearly don't know me. You won't have to kick me, okay. Don't worry about it. It is not! No, you were right once and that's it. It's never gonna happen again. Why would you do that to him? Do you hate him? Poor guy, Chinese food is so bad. I won't because ew, just no. I don't have to admit anything because you're not, you idiot. I won't shut up, you're not my mom. 

[likeserenitys]

[honorbiebs]

[rbieber]

[reniedwards]

I have a shit memory, you know that too. Eating chocolate has nothing to do with it Chris. I’ll tell her you have a nasty STD and you’ll watch her run away from you every time. Oh sorry give me a minute, I must just.

You’ve been in love with her for the last almost five years, I don’t even need to get used to the thought of you falling for some other girl. I mean you kinda look like the kind of guy to ask a girl out on a date and just take a nap with her, so that wouldn’t be too lame. Me and Fletch have done that before, it was fun. I’m always right, shut up you knob. Nothing happened because you wouldn’t talk to her, you shit.

[wtchristian]

Yes, I do know that. That's your opinion Reni, let me be happy, let me think I have good memory because I don't eat chocolate. You are the worst! Why would you do something like that to me? Stop laughing because it isn't funny! 

It's so weird when you say it like that. I mean, five years, that's a long time. But you're right, I don't think you need to get used to the thought of me falling for some other girl either. I would definitely do that and I'm sure she'd love it because naps are great and they're even better if you're cuddling. You've done that before and I'm sure the nap came after the sex and I also don't want to think about it so I'm just gonna stop talking about it, okay. No you're not, shut up you idiot. That's true but still! 

[reniedwards]

It was awesome, I’m really impressed, I didn’t even remember all the questions I asked. But I’m so happy for you, I like Melodie and I like her for you a lot and if another girl tried to get with you I’d probably scare her away because that’s Melodie’s job okay? I won’t accept anyone else. But you should take her on a date. Make it all cute and for the love of God don’t be basic and don’t take her to the movies or out for a dinner because she’ll leave you. Well I would. And don’t make babies on the date either, it’s too early for those things. But I’m just happy and who was right this entire time? I was, hell yeah I was and you never believed me! I’m a woman, I have this sixth sense to me, I know about those things, you should have believed me this entire time.

[wtchristian]

I have a really good memory, I like to think it's because I don't eat chocolate even though that doesn't make any sense. I'd really like to see that so I guess I'm gonna start talking to some random girl and then wait for you to scare her away. You say that now but if someday I fall in love with some other girl you're gonna accept her because you're my best friend and you want to see me happy. Do I look like a guy who takes girls on really lame dates? Please tell me I don't or I'll feel really bad about myself. It's definitely too early for those things, and babies are annoying. You were right about one thing! Don't act like you know everything because you don't! Was that mean? Sorry, okay. But anyway, I know I should but I waited 4 years for this and nothing happened, I couldn't just believe you, you know. 

[reniedwards]

Love each other? Love each other? What did I miss? What didn’t you run to my room to tell me? Christian, what I did I miss? Tell me! What happened? When did it happen? Why aren’t you together if you love each other? So many questions, so little time!

[wtchristian]

Yes. Yes, love each other. You didn't miss anything really or maybe you did, I don't really know. I didn't run to your room to tell you but I'm telling you right now so it counts. Again, you didn't miss anything because for some odd reason you already knew because you told me she'd say it back and she did. I'm telling you! So basically I went to her room and we were talking about the wedding and everything and then we started talking about the kiss and she asked me if I'd feel the same I felt at the wedding if she kissed me again and I said yes so she kissed me and then she asked me what I was gonna say before leaving her with another guy and I said I loved her and she said it back. Okay, I said that way too fast but I'm sure you got it. Moving on, it happened like two days ago. We're not together because... I have no idea. I think we need to go on real dates now or something and see how things work. I've waited for this moment for so long and I really don't want to ruin everything now. I don't know. I'm just really happy. And I answered all your questions, how awesome is that? 

[reniedwards]

It’d sound bad in every single way, let’s be real here. Oh can we double date? That’d be cute. You can either bring Melodie or Nala. Something tells me you’d want Melodie instead of a dog that barks at you whenever you come around. I shall never understand why you don’t like chocolate, you’re simply too weird.

[wtchristian]

I have to agree with you, it really sounds bad in every single way. We can double date if I actually have a date, yes. I have to admit that Nala would be a really good date but we both know I'd want Melodie instead. I mean, we do love each other so I guess we can go on a date now. Stop judging me, it's not my fault. I just don't like it. 

[reniedwards]

Are you asking a married woman on a date? I have his phone right now, don’t bother. Ew stop that, I don’t to imagine us going on a date, that’d be so weird. You’re like my little brother, gross. Actually I only made them non-chocolate because there was no chocolate left in the house. Who ate all the chocolate? Speak now, confess your sins!

[wtchristian]

It sounds bad when you say it like that. I can't remember if I have his phone number so I probably wouldn't be able to do it. I was just kidding, okay. We can go on double dates but not an actual date. Wait, not even double dates because I don't have a girlfriend. I really fail at life. I don't know who are all the chocolate but it definitely wasn't me because ew. 

[whatollie]

Being invited to the Captain America world premiere and to the Marvel Studios afterwards was the best thing I have ever done in my whole life.

[wtchristian]

I'm officially jealous. 

[yoryker-blog]

I think I’m going to fall face first into my bed and never leave. 

[yoryker-blog]

[wtchristian]

Sounds like a good plan. 

[reniedwards]

Me, you and lasagna. What else could someone need? Okay let’s make sure Fletcher doesn’t know about this or he’ll be sad. But I made non chocolate cookies, can you tell I was thinking about you?

[wtchristian]

Me, you and lasagna sounds like a perfect date. I'm gonna text Fletcher right now, he needs to know about this. Okay no, I won't tell him, it'll be our little secret. Wouldn't it be funny though? Us going out on a date. God no, that'd be weird. Anyway, thanks for the non chocolate cookies, it makes me feel very special. But we both know you're always thinking about me.

[reniedwards]

After spending the whole morning in the kitchen, I ended up making enough cookies and lasagna to feed the entire American population.

[wtchristian]

You know I'm gonna be the only one eating that lasagna because I love it and I don't feel like sharing with anyone else, maybe with you but that's it.

[reniedwards]

C’mere you.

[wtchristian]

Thanks. I needed that. 

[melxcyrus]

You’re so good to me, if we don’t count the whole coffee thing.

[wtchristian]

Can you just forget that please? It wasn't even that bad. 

[reniedwards]

Aw, need a hug?

[wtchristian]

Please? 

[yoryker-blog]

I don’t let them, they steal it from me. 

[wtchristian]

Well do you punch them when you get it back?