Somewhat Mildly Perturbed

Role-player, gamer, fanfic writer, amateur artist, bisexual mom. 46 years old but hopelessly immature. Multishipper, fandom dabbler. Currently obsessed with the Locked Tomb. Always interested in Captain America (Sam Wilson). Blog contains frequent profanity, a few pictures of butts, and occasional NSFW text behind links. she/her or whatever. Art side-blog at sarsasart.

[contaiinedarmageddon2]

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[3rd-r8-watrbendr]

[trickstertime]

Fuck sake, can't believe I have to do this myself:

"big supernaturals"

[tobyfoxsproskater]

@official-boob-posts

[official-boob-posts]

official boob post

[my-random--thoughts-deactivated]

Your daily dose of fluffy animal content ♡

[proton-wobbler]

Royal Flycatcher (genus Onychorhynchus)

This bird is being properly held in the photographers grip and is not being antagonized into doing this threat display. Flycatcher are well known in the banding world for being difficult to photograph, as they love to be dramatic about literally anything. It's most likely this video was the last thing that happened to this bird before being released.

(I'm not affiliated with the banding station that captured this bird, just a bird bander myself and want to reassure people the bird is indeed fine)

[naamahdarling]

Pretty effective defense display given that if I saw a bird do that I would definitely fucking LEAVE. What kind of Pan's Labyrinth shit is that?!

[bogleech]

hey what have dinosaurs been up to lately, I hope it isn't weird

[redpandarascal]

I thought it would be an hour of listening to screaming and looking at pictures of draculas, but it was so much for frightening than fathomed

[phantomrose96]

God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers and I'm dodging the draft

[phantomrose96]

hang on I gotta look something up.

[i-suggest-vore]

DW I know that one from heart if you need an explanation

[phantomrose96]

Thanks tumblr user i-suggest-vore. I can always count on your for theological literacy wait is there a different reason you like this story

[todaysbird]

today's bird is this Common Swift! this CRAZY photo was taken by Eden Davies from the uk. (image was pulled from reddit in r/Birdsfacingforward)

[maykitz]

can i matchmake you guys somehow?

[thoughtportal]

stop

[hawkpartys]

red shouldered hawk

[apolladay]

Inflammable

Able to be set on fire

Not able to be set on fire

Voting ended onJun 26, 2025

[joe-spookyy]

does anyone even remember my friend k2so

[theotherendcomics]

[worstuspresidentbracket]

A quick collection of some of my favorite comments and replies from this tournament

(^ surprised and disappointed)

(^ i think just their personal tag but fun to see in my notifs)

(^ monroe died more than 70 years before the invention of flight and more than 125 years before the invention of space travel)

(^ the single biggest sweep of the entire tournament)

[worstuspresidentbracket]

(^calling Tyler 'His Accidency')

(^ about LBJ)

(^ also about LBJ)

(^ my bad I made a typo)

(^ on the Reagan v Trump final matchup)

[theriverbeyond]

given the absolute State of white uniform pants do we think the tower princes

pockets and tighty whities shining through

pants opaque through the power of wearing white tights underneath

comando

pussy bald/explain in tags

Voting ended onMay 17, 2025

[brightlotusmoon]

According to the Centers for Disease Control, 1 in 31 U.S. children is diagnosed with ASD, also known as autism spectrum disorder. The Onion

The Onion dispels the common myths surrounding autism.

MYTH: Autism is caused by vaccines.

FACT: There is no scientific evidence that the microchips inside vaccines are linked to autism.

MYTH: All autistic people are good at math.

FACT: All autistic people are good at Wave Race 64.

MYTH: Bad parenting causes autism.

FACT: Bad parenting causes people to believe that bad parenting causes autism.

MYTH: Only boys can be autistic.

FACT: Girls were given access to the spectrum in 1983.

MYTH: There weren’t autistic people in the past.

FACT: Who do you think categorized all the bugs?

MYTH: All autistic people have a special skill.

FACT: Autistic people are often just as useless as the rest of us.

MYTH: Autistic people will use martial arts to kill my family.

FACT: The Accountant and The Accountant 2 are works of fiction.

MYTH: Some people with autism may never work.

FACT: That’s awesome, good for them.

MYTH: You should have been much, much nicer to your classmates with autism growing up.

FACT: This one checks out, actually

[doctorbeth]

Putting Eeyore Back Together Again

Eeyore (as I may have mentioned) is my favorite inhabitant of the Hundred Acre Wood. I guess it makes me feel better, having him sitting around saying it could always be worse.

In any case, I care about all of my patients, but when there's an Eeyore, my small Eeyore collection keeps them company through surgery, and they become kind of honorary, far off members of that collection when they fly home.

The latest Eeyore in the hospital came in because, well it started off with him having some simple seam issues, but then Eeyore's person's beau brought him to an alterations shop and being familiar with clothes but not stuffed animals, they got his alignment off. These are the diagnosis photos I was sent next. Be warned, he is nearly headless wtih stuffing all over!

You can kind of see his mane is sticking out with nowhere to go. What you can't see is that they made new folds to sew his ears into, rather than putting them in the actual seams where they were, and of course, he's nearly headless!

Eeyore flew in for emergency reconstruction surgery. I took out all the stitches the alterations people had done (they truly altered him!). And repaired his injuries, reseating his ears and mane. Here he is, all better and ready to fly home:

His person's beau wrote "My girlfriend is going to ecstatic when she sees him!"

And to all of you, I hope you keep Eeyore's smile in those photos in mind. While it could always be worse, that means it IS better and perhaps worth a smile.

And as an added bonus today, I bring you a selection of my Eeyores, including one who brought his own teddy bear to the hospital so it could get better!

[injuries-in-dust]

Weird and wonderful compilation of strange bird noises.

[veltzeh]

Amazing bird noises. The piha and starling (sturnus vulgaris) are apparently slowed down but anyway. The shoebill bird is terrifying.

[sunderedstar]

@applechime

[reallyndacarter]

I found something you would like it lol

Where to even start with this

[apolladay]

When leaving a car at a parking lot, do you or the driver check that the car is actually locked by trying to open the doors before moving away from the car?

Yes, I do that (only driver)

Yes, I do that (only passenger)

Yes, I do that (both)

No I don't, but someone else does (only driver)

No I don't, but someone else does (only passenger)

No I don't, but someone else does (both)

Neither I or my passenger does that (only driver)

Neither I or my driver does that (only passenger)

Neither I or my passenger or driver does that (both)

Nuance

Results

When leaving a car at a parking lot, do you or the driver check that the car is actually locked by trying to open the doors before moving away from the car?

Yes, I do that (only driver)

Yes, I do that (only passenger)

Yes, I do that (both)

No I don't, but someone else does (only driver)

No I don't, but someone else does (only passenger)

No I don't, but someone else does (both)

Neither I or my passenger does that (only driver)

Neither I or my driver does that (only passenger)

Neither I or my passenger or driver does that (both)

Nuance

Results

Voting ended onMay 12, 2025