Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation.

I laugh at my own jokes. Follow my other blog inklish.tumblr.com

[roses-fountain]

My Aesthetic: Messing Up Lapis Lazuli's Name to Hell

lapdance lasagna

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[angelaraee-blog-blog]

Will Smith discusses his family’s visit to the White House

[drakomalfoyyy-deactivated202006]

if u rub your boobs together it will start a fire

[heytinafey]

[feistyfrank]

SOMEBODY GIVE HILARY DUFF AN OSCAR FOR THIS PERFORMANCE

[waflluv]

I was gonna see this movie with a boy but found out he was with another girl. we both dumped him and saw it without him

[vodka-and-penises]

This is how people should act in this scenario, not argue with each other.

[automatically]

when you think you have $1 but you actually have $10

[c-n-u-deactivated20150824]

IMm a bitter aspiring animator

[thirstghosting]

theodoreshackleford

is this you

[xswsx-deactivated20151019]

FUCKING

[thursday]

I’m only 16, but my back hurts like an 80-year-old with Arthur write this.

[wtf-yvette-blog]

plain white t-shirt in girls section: Extra Slimming, Soft Cotton, Great for Layering Under $300 Jacket, Lose 10 Pounds When You Put It On, Slims Shoulders, Slims Waist, Slims Neck, Slims Hips, $24.99

plain white t-shirt in boys section: Buy 10 for $0.99

plain white t's: hey there delilah whats it like in new york city

[fagvomit]

once in 5th grade my mom bought me this set of like 200 glitter pens because I had mentioned that everyone at school was obsessed with them but I didn’t really care for them so the next day I brought them to class and kids started offering to buy them so I sold them for $3 each and I made almost $500 and then I got sent to the principals office and was told I couldn’t sell them anymore like sorry that I was a natural born entrepreneur

[silenthill]

When I was a freshman in High School our Junior/Senior classes were like 90% stoner kids. When you’re a junior/senior, you can leave the school for lunch if you want, so the majority of the kids would go hot box their cars in an abandoned parking lot a few blocks over during lunch hour. However, since they needed time to air out, they always got back after the kitchen stopped selling lunch, and they, of course, had the mega munchies. I started selling kids homemade baked goods at outrageous prices, but I’m a great baker so nobody complained. I was making 25 bucks for 4 muffins, and 8 dollars a brownie. I made like 2 grand before the school made me stop selling food because it wasn’t a “school official bake sale.” but my regulars would slip me cash + orders in the hallways when we passed each other, and there was nothing in school policy about giving away food, so I would just bring them their snacks the next day. The school couldn’t touch me, I was rolling in dough, and rolling out dough, all freshman year. Find your loopholes, kids.

[itssuji]

Trying to sing along to Fall Out Boy

[benighten]

Leads in a movie: *Don’t have any romantic/sexual tension* *Don’t suddenly become each other’s love interest* *Never kiss each other* *Stay platonic and don’t end up in a relationship by the end of the movie*

Me: 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit

[lucid-bean]

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[kyleehenke]

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sign me the FUCK up 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯  i say so 💯  thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit

[poser-in-a-parkuhh]

JUST. DO. IT.