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@wtfalexei
“I’m such a klutz, what can I say? Oh my god, I absolutely hate heels though.” She said stumbling up with the mans help. “Thank you very much.”
“I honestly have no clue how anyone wears them, whenever I see somebody wearing them, it blows my fuckin’ mind.--So props to you for even being able to stand in them.”
“Oh hi! It’s nice to se-”
“---Shit, sorry--I should probably help you up, shouldn’t I?”
“Shit happens. No big deal.– Well, that makes things easier, doesn’t it? Broke the no breakfast rule once and learned my lesson, but anyway… Names are harmless, so I’m Viktoriya.”
“Shit, and what happened there? You make it sound oh-so-dramatic.--Well, howdy, Viktoriya. The names’ Alexei. Sorta glad to meet someone from the States to be honest.--You are from the states, right?”
“Name’s Bobbi. I don’t really care if you want to share your name or not so you can if you want to or you don’t have to at all.”
“To be honest, I know some people just prefer it to be ‘anonymous’, though, that sorta creeps me out so...Alexei, so, uh, nice to meet you, Bobbi.”
May the next few months be a period of magnificent transformation.
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“Do you want food first? Are you feeling alright?”
“Please, this hangover is nothing. But uh, thank you, kind and random good samaritan.--I’m Alexei, by the way--But food sounds good, some nice greasy breakfast food. My treat? For taking care of a random drunk stranger?.”
“Yeah, that’s fine.”
“Well...Nice meeting you?--Is that weird to say? I feel like I’ve done this enough that I should know what to say. But apparently, I still don’t.”
“Uh —- Absolutely cool. As long as we can pretend like everything that happened last night didn’t happen. Oh, and don’t forget about the keys near the door… Pretty sure you can’t get far without them.”
“Should I be offended by that? Or is this just like one of those you’re-ashamed-for-having-a-one-night-stand sorta things?--Either way, thank you for reminding me because to be honest, I definitely would of, and coming back for them would’ve definitely ruined the whole ‘pretend like everything that happened last night didn’t happen’ thing you got goin’ for yourself.
“Honestly, I thought you were already gone, but it’s whatever, really. I’m not exactly the type to ask someone to stick around for breakfast. I’m a bit rude like that.”
“Never did I ever think I’d be that guy, shit, sorry ‘bout that.--And I appreciate that greatly, so not rude at all, glad we’re in agreement on the no breakfast thing, but uh...Do we wanna do the whole names thing or nah?”
“Oh, are you sure? Are you feeling better?”
“I mean, my head feels like the fourth of July, but I’ll survive.--I’m going to sound like a huge douche but...Who are you?”
“I mean, you do you, bruv.”
“...Shit, that was easy, okay, uh cool.--Do we wanna do the whole names thing or nah?”
“Mhm. Wait, clip this for me, would you?”
“Shit, I got no idea how you all deal with this shit, it’s hard enough to get off, let alone get on.--But sure.”
“To further your affection, I’m not just any dog enthusiast. I rescue all of my animals.” He laughed, raking his fingers through his hair, despite knowing that his curls would just bounce back. “No, but really, I torture myself by looking at homeless animals and I just end up eventually getting one after I scroll through, like, 150 sad animals. I follow local shelters on Facebook, scroll through Craig’s List, all of it.”
“Definitely a fan of that man, found mine on the side of the road back home, she’s an old one, but man I wouldn’t trade her for the world. I sort of forgot where the cats came from, though, that was my wife’s doing.--Ugh, I can’t even deal with those websites, I’m so weak, I want to adopt all of them.”
“So...I’m just gonna see myself out. That cool with you?”
Easy like Sunday mornings.
Been looking at Great Dane rescues– Super stoked to add another giant friend to my dog collection. I just need a clever name. My Saint Bernard and Mastiff are already named Bark Ruffalo and Gnarles Barkley.. I wanted to name him Jurassic, but that doesn’t go with my theme. Jurassic Bark. Gnarly, Bark and Jurassic.
“I’ve never worshipped a person as much as you. A dog enthusiast alone would’ve earned my respect. But those names?--Good God, you’re a damn hero.”
“Dammit—,” the blonde groaned slightly before she lifted herself up. Little she know that the punching bag did, in fact, punch back at times.
Alexei watched from afar, and he knew how horrible it was, but he couldn’t help but chuckle a little bit as the girl got knocked down, although he was soon walking over, hand stuck out in an offer to help. “...Never thought I would see someone get beat up by a punching bag. But heres to firsts.”
