WTFBadRomanceCovers

Home of Objectified Scotsman Thursdays! Moderated and edited by notadocmartin (formerly pronouncedlab-eth, but still the same person). Submit a cover! Also take a look at wtfbadfantasycovers for even more dragons and elves (though we have plenty here, they're just more... romancey. Sometimes.)

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The baby looks like an afterthought.

Editor’s note: Shame the loser baby! Shame!

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90’s self-pub printed entirely in dot matrix. Wow…

Editor’s note: Before Kindle Was a Thing: A Dot Matrix Horror Story.

(To be fair, my library still occasionally accidentally orders these terrible print on demand things that look just as awful.)

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This is not romance but what

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Someone was clearly very disappointed that the Wolf of Wall Street was not a literal thing.

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Vintage Cover Multipost: tall leprechauns and/or very small blondes?

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The zoomed out version of this (here) looks fine, but cropped like this, he looks like every piece of his torso was pasted in at a different angle. The headlessness I think is not helping.

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I mean, at least hear her out, dude. It looks like someone threw an entire bolt of green silk down the stairs, forgetting that traction as a general rule is a thing you want in your staircases. Maybe she just can’t make it upstairs in those shoes under these conditions.

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HAPPY OBJECTIFIED VIKING FRIDAY

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At this point, I think I could almost devote an entire day of the week to Sleepy Hollow guy.

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Inconsiderate sky butt ruins sightseeing vacation for tiny hikers.

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It’s Thursday and you know what we all need? Kilt puns.

HAPPY OBJECTIFIED SCOTSMAN THURSDAY

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HAPPY OBJECTIFIED SCOTSMAN THURSDAY

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HAPPY OBJECTIFIED SCOTSMAN THURSDAY

AND ALSO OBJECTIFIED WHISKEY

But wait, the kilt is over there. What, was he wearing bike shorts under there? Bullshit.

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Welp, this is a thing.

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HAPPY OBJECTIFIED SCOTSMAN THURSDAY

I think this is the most airbrushed Scotsman ever.