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@wtfdesiree
Aw, Iâd love Chinese right now! And donât worry, girl, you probably wonât gain any weight. Even if you do, youâll still be beautiful!
Yay! Well thank you. I've gotten to the point that I just don't care that much â life's too short not to eat what you wanna eat.
 Did you know they made a pocket in my cape, that way  can put a few apples in there so when I reach behind me and pull one out for a little kid their eyes just widen while their jaws drop, itâs so funny, but I canât laugh.Â
That might just be the cutest thing I've heard all day long. I mean, scary for them, cute to everyone else.
Working at the restaurant every night is probably the worst thing to ever happen to me, I can smell the food, but I canât eat the food.
That's awful. I would've given in by now, attacked some poor families plates.
Does anyone feel like getting Chinese takeout with me later? I'm craving weight gain, apparently.
Damn straight. I thought by being Flynn I could just hang out, take some photos, and chill, yâknow. But instead Iâm getting kids stickinâ their hands in places their hands arenât supposed to be.
They should have you carry around fake Wanted posters, or something. Whenever kids stick their hands in your man purse, give 'em one. Tell them you took it from a tree, and to make sure no one see's it. Smart ideas with Desiree.
I wonder if thereâs such a thing as hairophobia, and if so, if youâve got it yet or if Iâve got to throw my wig on your face, as well, in order to get you to have it full-blown.
I think I definitely have it. My hair is so curly in real life, you'd think that putting on a wig would be paradise; but I get the longest hair in the park. Hell, I get the longest hair in the Disney franchise. We just need to see how many wigs can be thrown on me before I start trying to rip my actual hair out.
True, some of them are pretty annoying, But Iâm here for the cute ones.
As am I. I remember being little at Disney World and I saw Mickey take off his head and puke everywhere... I don't plan on scarring kids like I was scarred myself.
This kid just stole my hat and made me chase him all around the park. Itâs safe to say, Iâm a little pissed off.
Why didn't you just fly to him, Mr. Peter?
My little girlâs been telling everyone her momâs Elsa from Frozen. I almost  ruined her social life after I picked her up today â thank God I pulled the âIâm not in my princess attireâ thing on her friends.
That's so cute. I love the look on little kid's faces when they think they're seeing the real deal, y'know?
The amount of times Iâve had a kid try and stick their hand in my bag is ridiculous. Itâs not my fault I have to wear a fuckinâ man purse.
Yeah, well, the amount of times I've had a child pull my wig is ridiculous, too. Tangled is a fun movie to watch, not so much to be.
I should not be held responsible for breaking my nieceâs copy of Frozen since she kept replaying all night.
If you did it, you truly are Satan.
A three-hundred pound man sat on me today because the kids wanted to see if I could lift him up with my âgodly strength and powerâ. Donât you dare tell me my job is easy.
Oh my gosh. This is gold. I have been laughing forever.
I have a 103 degree fever. So fucking annoying.
Damn. Got the flu, or what?
Yep. It smells so bad, you donât even wanna know.
I'd say let's trade a day, but I'm not sure you'd make the most convincing Rapunzel.
Yes, thatâs the best part really. Most of the kids here are freaking adorable.
There's the occasional one you want to throw through a wall, but usually you can just see the dreams coming true in their eyes.
Not gonna lie, the fact that you somehow managed to stick that in and actually make it make sense makes me wanna wash your feet with my hair. But I wonât. âCos. Yeah. You donât need any more hair on you anytime soon, Iâm guessing.
I'm flattered, but yes, any more hair and they'd have to put me in an asylum. You get used to it, though. After my right shoulder ache went away I could barely notice it.
