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Do you ever feel like you sleep for a good 70 years? 'Cause I'm pretty sure I took the longest nap of my life and I've awoken as Captain America.
@thebestricci: @theodork but sharing them with batman would have been better or the black widow or iggy azalea or even jay z... no actually congrats bc capt america is hella
@theodork: @thebestricci well i'm dressed as bucky barnes so i think this is v romantic pls take ur dc somewhere else
@theodork: i just shared my fries with captain america....this is the best day of my life
Me, we’re p-pretty different passed our physical similarities. We know you’re the c-cooler one, b-but it’s nice having people kinda, you know… like me.
That was a joke, I sit at home alone watching Game of Thrones. You're the one with the boyfriend, of course people like you.
Yes, I have twitter, you twit! Uh, duh! And cats and Jesus; mostly cats but that’s aside the point! I actually got in touch with an MLB player or two and there’s actual fans of this show we’re on,
And are they a fan of you or me? 'Cause I'm the cooler one.
Yes, you, Teddy.
Oh...okay, thank you?
Oh, It’s not a big deal. There was one time we were hanging out with a group of people, I don’t even remember what we were doing. But I kinda wanted to kiss you. That’s all.
Wait, me? You wanted to kiss -- me?
Interesting..
Why's that?
Like someone. I’ll make it a g-giveaway on Twitter or something.
On Twitter? You have twitter? What do you even tweet about, Pokemon or something?
I really need something to do right now. For the past 3 hours i’ve been watching netflix and eating pizza. I need to move on.
That sounds perfect.
Do you ever just feel the urge to just.. Kiss people?
Uh, no, I don't think so?
— That was probably an interesting story to someone who cares, but I’m rather busy trying to enjoy this drink….On my own.
Have you never seen it?
Are you serious?
Yes, I am going to rule the world.
I don’t know how anyone could possibly get busy doing nothing, but I somehow make it work.
It's a great skill I, too, have conquered.
Please. Let’s not get ahead of ourselves, now.
You're mean.
You don’t- I c-can take those back and give them t-to someone who’ll love them.
Like who?