first thought, best thought

@theodork: i don't gamble but if i did, i would bet on us.

[umteddy]

Do you ever feel like you sleep for a good 70 years? 'Cause I'm pretty sure I took the longest nap of my life and I've awoken as Captain America.

[umteddy]

@thebestricci: @theodork but sharing them with batman would have been better or the black widow or iggy azalea or even jay z... no actually congrats bc capt america is hella

@theodork: @thebestricci well i'm dressed as bucky barnes so i think this is v romantic pls take ur dc somewhere else

[umteddy]

@theodork: i just shared my fries with captain america....this is the best day of my life

[heartbreakirwin]

[dirtyskies-deactivated20200420]

Me, we’re p-pretty different passed our physical similarities. We know you’re the c-cooler one, b-but it’s nice having people kinda, you know… like me.

[umteddy]

That was a joke, I sit at home alone watching Game of Thrones. You're the one with the boyfriend, of course people like you.

[dirtyskies-deactivated20200420]

Yes, I have twitter, you twit! Uh, duh! And cats and Jesus; mostly cats but that’s aside the point! I actually got in touch with an MLB player or two and there’s actual fans of this show we’re on,

[umteddy]

And are they a fan of you or me? 'Cause I'm the cooler one.

[samschoicex]

Yes, you, Teddy. 

[umteddy]

Oh...okay, thank you?

[samschoicex]

Oh, It’s not a big deal. There was one time we were hanging out with a group of people, I don’t even remember what we were doing. But I kinda wanted to kiss you. That’s all. 

[umteddy]

Wait, me? You wanted to kiss -- me?

[samschoicex]

Interesting..

[umteddy]

Why's that?

[dirtyskies-deactivated20200420]

Like someone. I’ll make it a g-giveaway on Twitter or something.

[umteddy]

On Twitter? You have twitter? What do you even tweet about, Pokemon or something?

[addyharmon-deactivated20150315]

I really need something to do right now. For the past 3 hours i’ve been watching netflix and eating pizza. I need to move on. 

[umteddy]

That sounds perfect.

[samschoicex]

Do you ever just feel the urge to just.. Kiss people?

[umteddy]

Uh, no, I don't think so?

[cosmicroses]

— That was probably an interesting story to someone who cares, but I’m rather busy trying to enjoy this drink….On my own.

[umteddy]

Have you never seen it?

[wtvradri-blog]

Are you serious?

[wtvradri-blog]

[umteddy]

Yes, I am going to rule the world.

[akselsup]

I don’t know how anyone could possibly get busy doing nothing, but I somehow make it work.

[umteddy]

It's a great skill I, too, have conquered.

[pcescar]

Please. Let’s not get ahead of ourselves, now.

[umteddy]

You're mean.

[dirtyskies-deactivated20200420]

You don’t- I c-can take those back and give them t-to someone who’ll love them.

[umteddy]

Like who?