i owned an art gallery until you stole it from me.

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[nicollekidman]

i have so much beef with the concept of time 

[mgs3pe]

are you the gay who can drive or the gay who can cook

[doctor-orpheus]

OP abandoned their Animal Crossing town but go off I guess

[homoz]

People who make “braver than any US Marine” jokes and have to read people’s offended pro-military comments about it are braver than any US Marine

[cosmiicloves]

college au where she’s the slacker who can barely get out of bed in time for her classes, falls asleep in the library and attends parties instead of lectures. he lives in the dorm room next to her and because he’s sweet and worried about her he makes sure she gets up in the morning and brings her coffee and makes sure that she knows she can call him if she needs a ride home from a party and idk this could be cute like him just helping her sort herself out and she’s trying to bring him out of his shell more??

[averagefairy]

i really do want to be productive and make something of my life but i just love… Laying Down… so much. nothing makes me happier

[dollsome-does-tumblr]

me every time i spend over $50 on something, no matter how worthy of my money it is: oh god. what have i done. what have i just done. what have i

[hupperts]

Oscar Isaac drinking tequila out of a shoe

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

cake with fondant literally isn’t even food it’s like a play dough sculpture with cake trapped inside its vile

[dippyface]

thank you for your bravery in speaking the truth about this

[paleaged]

me: logs into gmail from a different computer

my phone, having a nervous breakdown: if you don’t confirm your identity in the next ten seconds i’m gonna shoot your whole family and then myself

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

🗣🗣🗣🗣This is your reminder to put that debit or credit card down. You don’t need that shit. Why you always buying shit you don’t need? I thought you was saving? You out here telling everyone you saving and now you spending the last $50 you got. Go read a fuckin book you undisciplined savage.

[gothitaa-deactivated20181030]

not to be controversial or anything but....

new alignment chart for gays that Know Science…tag urself, im a chemistry lesb

[lesbianzforlouis]

@rainbowharru

[tharook]

Are we so sure the sexy amphibian from the Shape of Water is male, anyway? Who are we to presume the genders of Amazon amphibian people?

[mxalexwhat]

Gods are often depicted as having multiple genders

[tharook]

Yes. I like this.

@catywampous replied:

Guillermo actually talked about this and said that the Asset has no gender and is capable of changing it’s sex based on reproductive needs (or in this case, desire), just like many amphibian species.

The amphibian person is genderfluid and I love them.

[sober-butch-switch-bitch]

The shape of gender….is fluid

[michigatita]

[amoisthobo]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[greelin]

raccoons and their… little hands

[taradiddled]

[cicadateeth]

[turing-tested]

generate a girlfriend here and tag this with what kind of girlfriend you got