wtfismypage

‼️18+‼️ He/They, go to my other blog @cruelyyours I don't write anymore! i hate literally all of this but i like keeping it up to torture myself!

[i-am-a-fish]

you're so pretty. you're an intelligent and caring person, and you have a lot that you should be proud of. can you please drink a glass of fucking water

[pukicho]

Puki, I've just started college, how do I make it through the next 4-6 years?

I don't know????

[shieldmaideneowyn]

the fanfiction in my head is soooo good wish you guys could see this

[and-fishing-equipment]

i'm a man (gn) of my word: these two really are the trixie and katya of the vampire world. at least as far as i'm concerned.

i might make more of these. the audio was too good not to use and i have many more saved.

[pt.2]

[cloudabserk]

frenemies

[emrysteine]

HARLEQUIN LESTAT NATION RISE 🎭

[wtfevenismypage]

Hello thanks for the support you have been offering to people of Gaza,am Taheerah Mohammed Abdallah, are you willing to help me get my insulin? I'm down to my last pen and its pretty much close to being empty.Nt asking for a much, only need $67 rn to save my blood sugar. please help me with a small donation or share,reblog any help can save my life.  Thank you so much and be blessed.🙏 Donation link is available on my pinned post. This campaign has been verified by 90-ghost

as someone who has diabetic family PLEASE go help out if you can im begging yall 🫶🫶

[wtfevenismypage]

❤💚🖤🤍🍉🍉🍉

Thank you my friend for being a supporter for people who badly need you. you can help the families of Gaza by either donating whatever you can or by sharing my gfm campaign link, don't leave us alone in this dire time. we need your support to ease our pain.

❤🤍🖤💚🍉🍉🍉

https://www.gofundme.com/f/urgent-aid-help-to-fight-starvation-for-an-extended-family?lang=en_US&utm_campaign=fp_sharesheet&utm_medium=customer&utm_source=copy_link

PLEASE GO DONATE!!!!! this is urgent, this is an emergency, these are humans!!

[mahmoudayyad]

Please support my campaign We are on the way to saving families and children🍉🙏

Dona a Urgent aid ! Help to fight starvation for an extended family, organizada por Mahmoud Ayyad

I am Mahmoud Ayyad, 26 years old, a Palestinian young man fro… Mahmoud Ayyad necesita tu apoyo para Urgent aid ! Help to fight starvation fo

Please donate and😭 participate to save the rest. Support, support.🙏

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[wtfevenismypage]

Hello‼️ 🍉🍉🍉

I hope you are well.

Could you help me reblog the post my account and share my story with friends with a big heart and soul. I really need help in this fierce battle for Life in Gaza!,

I hope you can support for donating any amount you can and stand by me at the beginning in this difficult time. ♥️

Thank you for every kind gesture and thought of yours.🙏

thank you so much for sharing your story with us, ill do anything i can to help!

everyone please go repost!! please please PLEASE donate if you can, this is such a disgusting thing to happen to a human being, please help in any way that you can!!

[animentality]

[nezreblogz]

[theartisticapparition]

RIP. Aaron Bushnell I hope I can help spread your message like wildfire

[wispystar-deactivated20240625]

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spencer reid . iv

✦ = finished | ✧ = not finished

Feel free to recommend me some more fics! If there is any author that doesn’t want their work on here pls let me know and I’ll remove it. Series are at the bottom. Be warned for spoilers. I will not be adding spoiler warnings so tread lightly. please lmk if links arent working

back to <- spencer reid . iii

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Bets by @eideticreid

genre: fluff, fem reader, bau reader | summary: You and Spencer have managed to keep your relationship a secret from the BAU, but who wins the bets when the team finally realise your secret?

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books and bruises by @recollins

genre: fluff, slight angst, fem reader, established relationship | summary: reid has a secret girlfriend that the team doesnt know about then something happens to spencer and the team meets her by chance and everyone is surprised and start piecing together why reid declined to go out all those times and stuff

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Bonding by @fandom-monium

genre: fluff, slight angst, gn reader, bau reader | summary: In which you suddenly transfer into the BAU, and Spencer is too socially awkward. (alternatively, the failed attempts Spencer makes trying to connect with you.) “You’ve been profiling me, Doc?”

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Caught by @a-bau-tiful-mind

genre: fluff, fem reader, established relationship | summary: Spencer has a girlfriend and the team doesn’t know about her until they catch him kissing her.

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Crashing by @writersblockedx

genre: fluff, fem reader, established relationship | summary: It just so happens that girl’s night is taking place at Y/n and Spencer’s favourite restaurant.

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Complimentary Colors by @street-smarts00

genre: fluff, slight angst, fem reader, bau reader | summary: After recently joining the team, you and Spencer could never get along. What started off as you two ignoring each other turned into bickering at work. What happens when a stressful moment for you turns into an opportunity to get to know this fascinating coworker of yours?

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"Didn't Know" by @reidsaurora

genre: fluff, fem reader, bau reader | summary: Y/N doesn't even realize that she's been cranky, gaining weight, and extremely picky with what she eats. On the contrary, Spencer does notice, and knows exactly why she's been acting this way.

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Don't Go to See Her by @aperrywilliams

genre: slight angst, fluff, fem reader, bau reader | summary: After the team saved Austin, the signs point that she and Spencer are romantically involved. Reader is not amused by the idea. Are her suspicions correct?

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Enough is Enough by @curlswithcreativity

genre: fluff, fem reader, bau reader | summary: Y/N is tired of waiting for Spencer to ask her out… so it’s time to take matters into her own hands

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Falling For you. by @boldlyvoid

genre: fluff, fem reader, bau reader | summary: spencer reid x BAU!reader but they’re in a secret relationship, and basically she gets him to watch all these romcoms, so when he makes a reference to something like Notting Hill or You’ve Got Mail and then the whole secret is blown.

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Forgetmenot by @thepsychewrites

genre: angst, fluff, gn reader, bau reader | summary: You and Spencer are feeling the aftermath of the biggest fight you have ever gotten in, one that was fueled by Emily’s return, both in life and to the BAU. Will he be able to save your friendship? More importantly, is he finally ready to confess the one lie he has kept from you? 

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hate by @hercleverboy

genre: slight angst, fluff, fem reader, bau reader | summary: #36 ↠ “Do you trust me?” “No.” #41 ↠ “You say you hate him but your red face is telling me otherwise.”

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honey and glass . ii by @sarcasmandships

genre: angst, fluff, gn reader, fbi reader | summary: i am in love with spencer reid but he only has eyes for jennifer jareau

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In Another Life . ii by @ssimagines

genre: angst, slight fluff, fem reader | summary: You and Spencer have been together for nearly a year. In a surprising turn of events, you find yourself looking for a way out.

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Lunch Meetings by @spookydrreid

genre: fluff, fem reader, established relationship | summary: surprising reid at work and meeting the team

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I love you, please don't break my heart by @unholyobsessions

genre: fluff, fem reader | summary: Falling in love is stupid, or it was until you met him.

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Maroon . ii by @wtfevenismypage

genre: fluff, fem reader, bau reader | summary: you're all at Rossi's mansion for the weekend for poker, pasta and cigars. Spence is getting Rossi's place ready with him, and the guys and won't shut up about how much he fancies you, and the guys all encourage him to tell you and you're at Emily's with the girls getting in the car for the weekend. They know how you feel about him, and how he feels about you. One evening, you're all super drunk and Spence blurts out his feelings for you.

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Not Your Backup by @imagining-in-the-margins

genre: fluff, angst, femr eader | summary: Following JJ’s confession, Spencer and JJ argue about her unwarranted jealousy of his girlfriend.

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Reunited by @angelbaugh-writes

genre: angst, fluff, gn reader, bau reader | summary: coming back to the team after your breakup with spence

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Sundays by @definitelynotkatesblog

genre: angst, fem reader | summary: Reader helps Spencer grieve the loss of a loved one, and loses parts of herself in the process.

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secret by @avenging-fandoms

genre: fluff, fem reader, bau reader | summary: having a secret relationship with reid bc y'all are both working in the same field

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Spencer's Secret by @thatgirlstrawberry

genre: fluff, fem reader, established relationship | summary: In which Spencer doesn't answer his phone and the team goes to check on him and an unfamiliar person answers the door

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too little too late . ii by @multiharlot

genre: angst, fluff, fem reader | summary: spencer and y/n have been together for about eight months and she’s beginning to pick up on some things she wish she could remain oblivious to.

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The Next Three Years by @think-blot

genre: fluff, fem reader, established relationship | summary: The past three years of your life were the best they could possibly be all because of Spencer Reid. You wish you could take the next step but his job keeps him from making it. Then he comes back from a case, ready for you to finally meet the team, and you’re none the wiser to what he has planned. 

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touches . ii by @lipstickstainz

genre: fluff, angst, gn reader, bau reader | summary: Spencer doesn’t like to be touched. But what happens, when he gets comfortable around you? | tw/warnings: normal crimi violence, gun, blood, injury

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too late . ii by @reidamancy

genre: angst, fluff, fem reader | summary: Spencer and you never got closure after you broke up. But hidden feelings and confessions reveal themselves when you’ve been abducted. Now Spencer is forced to analyze a voicemail you left for him to try and save you before it’s too late. | tw/warnings: detailed descriptions of kidnapping , knife and gun usage, slight mentions of blood and drugs

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Unrequited . ii by @cacoetheswriting

genre: angst, fluff, fem reader, bau reader | summary: feelings are shared in a stressful moment | tw/warnings: normal criminal minds violence, reader being held at g"npoint

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Wallpaper by @httpnxtt

genre: fluff, gn reader (derek calls reader princess once), bau reader | summary: reader is determined to make spencer smile even if it means changing his wallpaper to see his smile for a second.

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soulmates by @sometimesiwritebadly

genre: fluff, angst, fem reader, soulmates au, established relationship | summary: You and Spencer live in a world where soulmates can read each other’s minds. | notes: this can be read as a series or individual fics

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[fagsromana]

happy womens day to everyones favorite woman

[nicosraf]

Angels & Man, a queer retelling of the Watcher's Flood, is now available for ebook pre-order

with a beautiful illustrated cover by the incredible Hyde Angelus @iliothermia and a back designed by Alex Patrascu @swordvampire.

Angels & Man is a queer retelling of the Genesis Flood // Noah's Flood // the Book of Enoch // the Book of Giants in which:

The angel Azazel is miserable in Heaven. In the aftermath of Satan's fall, the angels live in the reconstructed ruins of an old utopia, oppressive and paranoid of any new rebellion. The angel Samyaza is content in Heaven, but he longs for the eternal city's former glory. Watching the feeble humans below, wallowing in sin for centuries after Adam and Eve, he sees opportunity to earn back the Lord’s favor. On Earth, the Watcher angels arrive to lecture on God's love, but the love of a human soon begins to seem much warmer.

It's the sequel to Angels Before Man — a queer retelling of Satan's fall — and the second book in the Angels Trilogy — a series of books about gay angels and the end of the world.

Paperback / Hardcover are coming soon (it always takes me a while to get them set up but I'm hoping ). While we're at it, please look at the cover illustration for the hardcover dust jacket by @siroc-co :

I want to sap about how hard I've worked on this and how grateful I've been for your support :( It means a lot to me. Thank you all. But let me leave the content warnings here for now:

Graphic violence, death, depictions of oppression, body horror, pregnancy and miscarriage and childbirth (including for character that does not identify as a woman), sexism, homophobia, bigotry, sexual content, non-graphic sexual violence, issues of sexual consent, incest, depictions of war and starvation, emotional and physical child abuse and neglect, suicide, mental instability, self-harm, abusive romantic relationships

[matchadolly]

girlie that's not a random headache u are dehydrated malnourished over caffeinated over stressed and sleep deprived