STOP this train. i wanna get off & go home again. i cannot take the s p e e d it's m o v i n g in. i know I can't but, honestly, won't someone stop this train?
“ you’re right. i should really think hard and long about this decision .. hmm, yeah, i think i’m one hundred percent sure but you sell a good argument. and, honestly, you should try the whole back massage thing. i bet it’s even better than whatever else you’re implying you use it for. ”
“hard and long. good one, brodie. but seriously, if you ever need one, who you gonna call? not ghostbusters because they probably can’t help unless the dildo is haunted but me! i’ll try it next time since i’m not planning on inserting this inside of me ever.”
“Wouldn’t it be ironic if your clientele gave you chocolates and you just helped them get healthier? Anyway, I suggest not giving away the dildo or even using the dildo itself, love! I mean, I know you’re close and you know her more than I do, but I say when using dildos, buy them yourself. Don’t use ‘em as gifts unless they’re in packaging, y’know? I’m babbling, but I suggest not to use it. You don’t know where that dildo’s been.”
“I would be glad that they’re giving me the chocolate rather than eating it for themselves but I do end up sharing it with them as a gift to them as well. I haven’t used them at all. They’re still in boxes under my bed and I have no idea what I’m going to do with them all. I don’t really use dildos, I prefer my someone else’s fingers or the real thing so I don’t think I’m ever going to use them. I might put them up as decoration around the apartment though. It would be great for when my parents visit. ”
“… what is it that you do?” Casey blankly asked, his tone lathered in concern and confusion.
“I’m a personal trainer. I basically get people into shape or at least try to unless they’re cheating and they eat junk behind my back.” Juliet laughed, shrugging her shoulders.
“isn’t it kind of weird all together that you would expect your clients to give you real gifts? i’ve never really heard of a trainer receiving anything other than sexual favors but a dildo, that’s new. and how are you so sure it’s never been used? people are freaks.”
“i’ve gotten the plain ol’ chocolate gift before but that was when i was starting off. now it’s a bunch of crazy things. i’m not complaining though because some gifts do good to us both, if you know what i mean. i think the purpose of their gifts are for me to use when we’re together but three dildos is a bit much. i don’t know about them but i know that i haven’t used them yet.”
“ i cant honestly say that this is the weirdest question you’ve ever asked me. but, uhm – yeah i think i’m all set for now in the dildo department for now. maybe you should keep them? they might come in handy .. i mean, they work great as back massagers, right? ”
“are you sure? nothing wrong with more dildos-- i’ve got three! the more the better right? use them on whoever’s in bed with you or yourself, whatever you please. if you ever need one, i’ve got them all. three different colors too! i’ve never tried. i don’t exactly use them to massage my back.”
‘ how am i supposed to know if y’don’t tell me ?? ’ the blonde inquires gently, shrugging her slender shoulders as she lowers herself to sit on the bed. perched carefully on the edge of the maroon duvet, she folds her hands together in her lap and inspects her chipped black nail varnish with a look of disappointment. it never seemed to stay. like most things in her life, it was only temporary. ( & although she wouldn’t admit it, she liked it that way. ) ‘ but hey - if they’re asking for you it must mean you’re doing a good ass job. ’
“like i had time to tell you. i barely had time to eat! it was session, after session, after session. i honestly don’t know how i’m still alive.” she sighed, flipping her body around so that she was laying on her stomach. she buried her face into the pillow, wanting to scream into it but couldn’t find the energy to. after a moment, she finally turned her head to look at lacey. “i am. they’re practically begging more me, lace. it’s amazing.”
“You would think that my clients would give me cute gifts of chocolate or flower for getting them on the right path to being in the best shape that they could possible be in. Nope. A client of mine handed me a box with a dildo right after our session. She’s lucky we’re close or else I definitely would have been weirded out by that. It’s my third dildo this week. Does anyone need one? They’ve never been used.”
lennon: i'm going to cvs to meet the craigslist guy who's going to buy my underwear...if i dont text u within the next hour, PLS assume that i have been abducted by some dude with an underwear fetish
lennon: xoxox
juliet: bring a knife or more underwear
juliet: bribe him with more underwear
juliet: if you do get abducted though can i have the money you made off of this business you've been doing
the slightest frown appeared across her facial features as the other girl laughed at the reason for her impromptu visit — spiders were NO JOKE to saskia. “ i couldn’t have killed it ! it would’ve sent it’s whole family after me, y’know … then i would really be dead & you’d never get the pleasure of seeing me anymore. ” she’ll step into the other’s apartment, bare feet padding against the floor softly. “ your couch is BASICALLY my second bed anyway — i’d have been disappointed if you didn’t let me crash. ”
juliet laughed again. saskia really didn’t think that killing the spider would result in its entire family coming after her, did she? juliet decided against arguing her and just shook her head, her anger of being woken up decreasing as her amusement for her friend’s visit grew. “you’re absolutely right. you saving the spider’s life probably resulted in you saving your own. great job!” she closed the door behind the girl, locking it before walking into the living room. “it literally is. i swear, you’ve marked it with your drool too many times already.”
‘ you really need to LOOSEN up, ’ she will coo, her calamitous digits fondly caressing the black lighter she clutched in her hand. the breeze filtering in through the window touched the pallid canvas of her skin and she didn’t shiver, merely turned away from the chill and caught her lower brim between her teeth as her steely eyes fell on her demure companion. ‘ if i go to one more stupid party without you, i SWEAR i’ll lose my mind, ’ the blonde utters — her fervor quelled only by her unyielding lassitude. when WAS the last time she’d actually slept ?
juliet lifted her head from the pillow and glanced at the blonde with a slight glare in her eyes. she let it fall back down, huffing softly as she sunk into the soft cushion. “loosen up? fuck. you know i would love to but work has been killing me. do you know how many clients i have signed up for this week?” she complained. her mind flashed to the exhausting week she just head, thanking whatever god she believed in that she had the weekends off. “my boss keeps giving me more. apparently they ask for me or something. i guess i don’t mind though. most of them look hot anyways.”
“ i saw — ” she’ll trail off, teeth digging into her bottom lip as she looks aimlessly down the hallway ( she’s avoiding eye contact … this is EMBARRASSING for her ) “ — a spider crawling across my bed. ” saskia whispers the last part to the other & wraps her arms tighter around her makeshift sleepover pack that only consists of a blanket & pillow. “ so … let me crash here for the night, yeah ? i MIGHT be homeless … all the fucking arachnids are gonna take over my place now. ”
running her fingers through the mess of hair on her head, juliet stared at the girl, listening half-halfheartedly at her explanation as to why she decided to interrupt juliet while she was fast asleep. her eyes were squinted as she tried to adjust to the bright light that pierced them. juliet couldn’t help but laugh at saskia’s reason, shaking her head slightly. “really? you woke me up at this hour because you saw a spider? why didn’t you just kill it?” she sighed before taking a step from the door to open it wider. “you know? what fuck it. come in.”
hi y’all i’m t im 18 and live in the EST timezone and this is my little badass, annoying cutie pie juliet. i wanted to keep it short and sweet and i tried my best not to ramble. she’s fairly simple no crazy back story because for some reason my creativity today and this past week has just gone downhill idk. but yes, i’m in love with plots and all kinds. so here’s a list of ones we can do or we could brainstorm and come up with others i don’t mind at all. hmu for plots or like this and i’ll message you. ily all so much.
IS THAT ALYCIA DEBNAM-CAREY?! OH, NEVERMIND IT’S JUST THAT TWENTY THREE YEAR OLD FITNESS TRAINER, JULIET TELLER. THEY’VE BEEN LIVING HERE FOR TWO MONTHS. ALL OF THE TENANTS SAY THAT THEY’RE VERY AUDACIOUS AND CHEERFUL, BUT THEIR LANDLORD SAY’S THAT THEY’RE AGGRESSIVE AND CAPRICIOUS. ( CISFEMALE, SHE/HER )
she’s just moved to the apartment and she’s been living there for two months
she’s moved from canada after finishing her degree and being offered a job at a huge gym where she trains celebrities and wealthy people
she does fitness training but also does mixed martial arts so she can kickass dont mess with her
she’s fairly new so no one really knows about her much except for the fact that she’s a party girl like srsly she holds parties every friday night and even when she’s not she’s being loud in her apartment ( which the landlord hates smh )
she loves hanging out with others as she easily gets bored being by herself
she vibes and gets energy from others but sometimes likes to just sit at home a read a book
she’s a health junkie for most of the part but still loves to spend days eating donuts, burgers and cookies ( donuts are her fave )
she’s never been in a serious relationship before, mostly just fwb especially in the two months that she’s been here, but when she’s close to getting serious she almost always breaks their heart because she goes ahead and sleeps with someone else
she has commitment and trust issues so dont mind her like she loves getting new clients because she loves breaking the rules and charming them in which they usually end up in her bed anyways
she’s also slept with a few of her clients kids before oops
um um so some other facts is that she is actually friendly though and she loves to tease her friends and make fun of them. like you could trip on the street in front of everyone and she’d just laugh at you?? she’s that friend
she’s not labeling her sexuality bc she hates labels
she’s both a morning and night person like going to bed at 3am and waking up at 7am? no problem for juliet
she’s brave and loves to go out and have fun like srsly ask her to jump off a cliff with you and she will
she can get aggressive when she’s angry and she will throw a chair
like i said before she can barely hold a serious relationship and that’s also bc she gets tired of the same thing all the time can you tell she loves excitement?? lol
