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We live in an age where you can press a button and a deep web hitman shows up at your door and kills you. Technology is incredible.

mechagodzilla

what button

mechagodzilla

what fucking button

vashito

the treat yo self scene in parks and rec is the worst thing that ever happened to my self-control

11roses

rockthrowingbutch

Patronize these kids at your own risk.

adulthoodisokay

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khealywu

this is so bad this is the worst thing

skshb-deactivated20150323

apathes

dusted

are-you-even-gluten-free-bro

I love when real life pulls a hollywood action scene

trap-lord-cleo-deactivated20190

The song 😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀

powerarmor

about a year ago i read that capybaras can briefly run as fast as horses and no revelation since has shaken me as much. i can’t get rid of the thought of the world’s largest rodent barreling at you at the speed of a horse. it’s so sinister

mostmodernist-deactivated201708

in all seriousness I read this and thought “good thing capybaras aren’t real” before realizing that I was, in fact, thinking of chupacabras

snorlaxatives

no offense but the whole kissin kate barlow and “i can fix that” sam storyline from holes is quite frankly one of the most gripping and tragic in the history of cinema and i’m still not recovered from it

travelinfolkie-deactivated20210

Reblog if you think Donald Trump should be the first man on the Sun.

justsomeantifas

Them: Donald Trump is actually a really good guy for refusing to take the president’s 400K salary. See he’s really not in it for himself or the money!

Reality: Because Melania and Barron Trump will remain in Manhattan and Donald Trump himself will be staying at Trump Tower as much as possible during his presidency, one floor of Trump Tower may be converted into a round-the-clock command post for the Secret Service. This safety precaution will cost the government roughly $1.5 million per year and the money will be pocketed by Donald Trump’s own company.