Blue Blood Brat

Maverick Sloan. 18. Somerset Academy.

[thelightshq-blog]

“Oh my god. Don’t you know how to knock!”

[wtfmavey-blog]

“Don’t you know how to wear clothes?”

[fxckingandrew]

I need a way to get out of going to my brother’s wedding next weekend. Is swine flu still a thing? 

[wtfmavey-blog]

No, not really. You could try the regular flu, but that’s not as devastating apparently.

[kenzofrps]

“How are you even real? I would just eat the middle if I could or they have to be double stuffed because there’s too much cookie.”

[wtfmavey-blog]

“Ah, gross. The double stuffed ones are the worst. You have the worst palate in the history of palates.”

[theryanprescott]

That’s what I would say too if I couldn’t refute the claim.

[wtfmavey-blog]

Are you trying to make me show it to you? Is this some weird attempt at picking me up? Because honestly, I’m not interested.

[thunderouschaos]

“Alright! Alright! I’ll stop giggling as long as I get to keep 2nd place.”

[wtfmavey-blog]

“Thanks.”

[matty1975healyx]

[ninagordonn]

I guess I’m biased since I’ve been doing them since I was two. But still, who ever heard of a cheerleader who couldn’t do a cartwheel?

[wtfmavey-blog]

I’m sure there are some. Maybe you should teach them how. 

[mjdelaurentis-blog]

It’s like a blog so technically it’s like an app I guess? It’s bullshit is what it really is.

[wtfmavey-blog]

Then why do you keep looking at it?

[deliaxnorris-deactivated2015052]

“Right, sorry. Sometimes I forget that some people aren’t musical theatre nuts.”

[wtfmavey-blog]

“Is he an actor, or a character?”

[kenzofrps]

“What about little things, like, only eating the icing of Oreo’s? It actually tastes really good, I dunno. It’s like sour and sweet at the same time.”

[wtfmavey-blog]

“Oh, no, of course not. The oreo cookie is a perfect balance of crunchy and creamy. NO one in their right mind would mess with something so perfect.”

[diamond-marcel]

Being annoying.

[wtfmavey-blog]

Oh. Well good. 

[thunderouschaos]

“I know right and really? Thanks.”

[wtfmavey-blog]

“You’re welcome. But if you don’t quit it with the giggles, the position of  2nd coolest person on the earth will be taken from you.”

[theonlinerpg-blog]

“I would be offended- but I don’t even know what it is.”

[wtfmavey-blog]

“Basically you shake your ass really fast in the air. It sounds weird, I know.”

[sxwyerpark]

“Ha! That would be a sight, a few people here deserve to be shoved off a cliff. What happened, though?”

[wtfmavey-blog]

“I convinced a few kids that went to my friend’s prom last year in California, that there was a huge circle of just grinding. Everybody getting down. Which is true. But they also believed me when I said people took turns getting on the floor in the middle of the circle and having sex. Like seriously, why would anyone believe that? It’s mind-boggling.”

[wtfmavey-blog]

[mjdelaurentis-blog]

But who really cares about what anyone at this school is doing? I don’t need to know about every time some girl at this school wipes her ass. I don’t want to know. I don’t care. 

[mjdelaurentis-blog]

[wtfmavey-blog]

How exactly would you find that out? Is there like an app?

[ninagordonn]

Has anyone ever told you that you’re excellent at detecting sarcasm? Because if so, they’re lying.

[wtfmavey-blog]

Touché. Really though, cartwheels are not as easy as they look.