âEveryoneâs just an idiot. Like, honest to God, I canât believe most of them havenât accidentally walked of a cliff.â
âHa! That would be a sight, a few people here deserve to be shoved off a cliff. What happened, though?â

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@sxwyerpark
âEveryoneâs just an idiot. Like, honest to God, I canât believe most of them havenât accidentally walked of a cliff.â
âHa! That would be a sight, a few people here deserve to be shoved off a cliff. What happened, though?â
Her mind's made up, she don't want to go steady She's only seventeen so she's probably not ready
you can drive all night, looking for answers in the pouring rain
âWere you? Oh, wrong person.â
âYou think I was staring at you for five minutes? What the fuck. You are seriously delusional, because believe, there is nothing worth looking at. I was minding my own business, waiting for a friend, when you spoke to me. Fine, you have a deal. Have a nice life, this conversations been fun. Now go fall down a flight of stairs or something.â
âWait hold on, excuse me? Who the hell do you think you are? You might not know this but telling someone theyâre nothing to stare at could possibly hurt their feelings you absolute douche bag. Iâd love to meet the woman you came out from and tell her exactly how youâre behaving because if you think Iâm taking any of your threats or how youâre telling me I donât please your eye, youâre wrong. And trust me, if weâre talking about looks, youâre not really godâs gift to anyone. So have a great time fucking yourself.â
âSounds great. You just became my new favorite person on campus.â
âIâm always around when someone needs a light buzz, itâs my job to make sure we donât all go stir crazy.â
âWhat are you going to do, throw me in a trashcan? I swear to god, if I have to continue listening to you speak my eyes may literally fall out of the sockets from rolling too much. You want to tell the dean what went down here? Be my guest. I have a feeling he may think your drug dealing trumps my calling you a bitch, especially since you approached me - but Iâm totally willing to see how this plays out. A favor? Trust me, there is nothing you can offer that I would want, except a promise that I never have to deal with your presence again.â
âI approached you? You stood there for five minutes staring at me, and unless you have an eye problem I wouldnât consider my asking you what I asked me really approaching you. You know what? Iâll give you that. If you donât go up to the dean and snitch, Iâll make sure to not come up to you or ever glance in your direction, even though itâll be so hard for me to try and stop myself. God knows youâre a real charmer.â
âDid you miss the whole âthe deanâs office is right thereâ not so subtle hint I gave you? Wow, you have the memory span of a rodent. Iâm the ignorant piece of shit? Youâve been a rude fucking bitch for absolutely no reason whatsoever for the duration of the this conversation. I look forward to seeing the dean hand you a demerit. Have a fucking wonderful afternoon.â
âWait a minute- youâre actually thinking of snitching? How old are you? Seriously, middle school was over a few years ago. Â Now, I don't think either of us have time for a demerit, and you harassing me and calling me a bitch, which is very sexist and really puts me in a bad mental state, will get you one. So do not try me. But since you want to go for this, I'll do you a favor. Just as long as you don't go bother the dean.â
âIâm not your customer, and actually I am always right. How would your parents feel about knowing their daughter deals drugs on campus? I donât know about you, but I am actually pretty eager to find out.â
âWow, not only are you a piece of shit, but youâre an ignorant one. What are you going to do, call them? Iâm shivering. Now if youâre not going to leave, I am. Thanks for wasting my time, you did a great job.â
âWhy does everyone have to suck this bad? Youâre the only one that doesnât make me wanna fall off a cliff right now.â
âThatâs... nice. Are you alright?â
âConsidering the fact that you are clearly selling illegal substances, I would tone down the aggressiveness, yeah? I mean, the Deanâs Office is like right there. Iâm just saying. I thought pot was supposed to make you loosen up, so why are you acting like such an uptight bitch?â
âWow, I donât know where youâre from but hear me out - the customer is never always right. You can go fuck yourself.â
âI guess.â Robby shrugged his shoulders, cracking his knuckles down on the knees of his jeans as he squinted up at the orange glow of the lights illuminating the school path. It was getting late, he wasnât sure what timeâ truthfully, heâd never really paid attention to whether Somerset had a curfew or not. He just complied reluctantly whenever he was shooed into the dorms. âWeed is like cigarettes nowâ everyoneâs blazed instead of headrushed.â He sighed, lighting a third up for himself.
âIâd rather be stoned,â She admitted. Sawyer had tried cigarettes once, it was a night spent by the toilet throwing up from the awful feeling that filled her lung. Never had she had a reaction like that with weed, and the memory of smoking cigarettes made her sick for months afterwards, anytime she came near the smoke it made her gag. âItâs better for you too, I think. In terms of your mental state. Iâve never felt addicted to weed, but cigarettes are so heavy on you. On me. They were so heavy on me.â
âYou donât have to be generous when itâs your product. How much do you want?â
âJust ten dollars, this isnât the best of my shit but it does the job and it does it super well.â
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Stoners are the worst texters. Were either too busy smoking, forget we have a phone, or staring at the text wondering if it makes any sense.
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