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@wtfrcharlie
"Holy shit, good morning, who are you?"
"That sounds like fun. I’ll definitely join in that. I want to buy you because I think you’re nice. You seem sweet and a nice woman to talk to."
"You don't have to buy me though, I'll spend time with you for free. Uh, thanks, you're very sweet."
"I You’re right, okay? You’re right, but… I really can’t explain. Not right now. I… I can’t let her get hurt if something happens. I just… I’m sorry. That’s all I can say right now. I wasn’t… I wasn’t with anyone else. I just… I couldn’t make it.”
"You are such a bullshitter, you sound like you're fucking nervous so you can't be stating the truth. Listen, I don't want you anywhere near my best friend anymore unless you come up with a good ass apology and excuse why you were such a dick and ditched her. Is that clear?"
”Great. So when are you next free. I can help you then?”
"I' m free now?"
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Quickly rummaging his back pocket, Brandon took out his phone to put in her hands. “I could pick you up at seven tonight. Just um - put in your address and your number if you’d like?”
Her hands reached out for his phone and quickly she types in her number, address and takes picture to match with the contact. "Seven sounds fine, I'll see you then."
"I Look, I can’t explain in way that… that’d make you believe me. I’m sorry. I’m sorry that I… I didn’t want to. Believe me when I say that, but… I just got caught up in something else. Something I couldn’t exactly get out of. Tell her I’m sorry. I Maybe I can explain to her someday, but… right now I just can’t.”
"She doesn't care that you're sorry, a simple sorry won't get you ass out of the fact that you left her hanging on a fucking date. You can't explain? You just make it sound like you were somewhere fucking another girl, or got beat up by some other trashy girl? Because that would explain the bruised face."
Tom glares at her when she finally pulls away, quickly grabbing her arm and biting down on her wrist “You deserved that.”
"Oh my god, you asshole!" She squeals as she feels him biting her arm and pulls straight away. "Don't. Ever. Do. That."
“You are s-so s-stubborn. Why are we f-friends again?”
"We are friends because you love me. And you know I'm right, Dominic will probably be terrified by me but it's all worth it after what he has done."
"Or what Charlie, what are you gonna do if I keep saying I’d fuck you."
"You’ll always regret your first time, everyone does."
"I will probably just give you a light push because I suck at revenge.. But stop saying that."
"What if my first time is with my very first husband at age thirty? Will I regret it?"
"You have to not care who it’s with. You think I remember the name of the girl I lost mine too? Hell no. Fuck it, I’d bang you right here if you asked me too, Charlie you’re hot as fuck."
"That's different, I want it too be with someone I truly care about so I won't regret it after.. Oh, do me a favor and never say that again.. My ears are bleeding."
“I know but— I won’t b-be able to t-talk you out of d-doing this, will I?”
"Nope, this kid is going down."
"Um, yeah. And.. And you’re Charlie."
"Yes, I'm Charlie and you're screwed. Listen up, you bastard. You left my best friend hanging, how dare you? You told her you liked her, she even told me you make her stutter less, she's really in to you. But I should have known that you aren't good for her. You have no right to make her this upset? Why the hell would you? And you better come with a good reason because else this won't end good for you."
"Oh my dear Charlie, that’s not it."
"Then what's to problem, Mr sex god?"
“No, no, no. C-Char, no. J-Just— No.”
"He has every right to know how much of a dick he is."
"You’re more of a dork than a loser. — Don’t you da..!" He laughs, rolling and trying to pull away. "Stop!"
After a minute off torturing him with tickles she lets herself fall on to the couch. "I know you hate that. Now hand me the booze."
"You're Dominic right?"
"Right, you’re still pure. Jesus Charlie I was gone for ages and you still haven’t banged someone."
"I'm sorry? Maybe guys just don't like me, I don't know."