Tiffany Parker

“I can post an ad on Craigslist?”

“Isn’t that how people get murdered?”

“My Grandpa?”

“That’s lovely. Now find someone like that in their twenty's.”

“Then maybe you aren’t finding the right guys. Honestly, do you even want to be with a guy who wants to have a threesome with you and your sister?”

“Honestly, name one guy you know that wouldn’t want a threesome with twins.”

“That is LITERAL bullshit. Go find a guy and just fucking jump his bones. Any guy would be lucky to have you.”

“Here’s the thing. They’ll find out I have a twin and then want to fuck us both, then we’ll say we don’t do that. Then they’ll pick her.”

“Okay now that’s just sad. We really need to get you laid. Fuck. Before I die.”

“Everyone is attracted to my damn sister, and we’re fucking twins. But they all prefer her. Whatever.”

“WOAH! You would SO not kill me because you know I’d just haunt your ass as a ghost.”

“True, but I spend most of my time in my bathtub, spending time quality time with my shower head. We both know you won’t want to see that.”

“I will kick you.”

“I will kill you then bring you back to life to clean up the blood.”

Liam: I S2G I WILL FIND U AND MAKE U TELL ME

Liam: SO JUST SPIT IT OUT ALREADY GDI

Tiffany: DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU'RE GOOD LOOKING. YOU SHOULD GO FIND A MIRROR AND LOOK AT YOURSELF

Tiffany: WHILE I FIND A PLANE AND MOVE TO AFRICA AND CHANGE MY NAME

#( text )

“Nope. Not getting out of your bed and you can’t make me.”

“I will bite you.”

Liam: SEE THIS IS JUST MAKING ME MAD

Liam: WTF DID U DO

Tiffany: YOU'RE MAD I CAN'T TELL YOU

Tiffany: I ALSO DID SOMETHING EMBARRASSING THAT INVOLVED YOU AND I WON'T TELL YOU THAT EITHER

#( text )#( gfyliam )

knoperps

#( &&partner in crime )#omg the top one is perfect #they're so beautiful #( ig )

@wthtiffany

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#i'll be back in an hour or two #idk #i'm still up for plots #half of them reopened due to the activity checks #just like this and i'll message you #ooc

Liam: Don't nvm me

Liam: Tell me what happened

Tiffany: N

Tiffany: V

Tiffany: M

#( text )#( gfyliam )

harrison-reed

“I’m not sure who you’re talking to, but you have a good point.”

“Oh, shit. Did I say that out loud? That was meant for me. myself and I.”

#( harrison-reed )

esmcwilliams-blog

“Why would I ever think my parents are too hard on me? They literally give me whatever I want.”