" Purposely Purposeless "

I'm Sarah, I'm 20 and I have so much planned for my life. Haven't been happier in my life

[wumbo-wiener]

I had a dream about you. How strange.

[iguanamouth]

[wumbo-wiener]

I can promise you right now, that the rare things are going right now, I am not going to make it.

[torviin]

the signs as crows shitpost

Aries:

Taurus:

Gemini:

Cancer:

Leo:

Virgo:

Libra:

Scorpio:

Saggitarius:

Capricorn:

Aquarius:

Pisces:

[oldironfart]

@honeyedteeth @gotwildeonmine @eccedentesiastfoxx

[astrophagia]

thank you 💕

[raven-and-bobcat-blog]

am libra, can confirm accuracy 110%

[jointphotographicexportsgroup-d]

mood: adam scott’s face at the exact moment that he realizes he’s about to meet mark hamill

[jointphotographicexportsgroup-d]

additional mood: adam scott’s face immediately after seeing mark hamill

[poyzn]

NSFW because you’re not allowed to cry at work.

[beardset]

[dailycrest]

[kalmyovagina-deactivated2018052]

[best-life-wisdom]

[accras]

A woodpecker hitched a ride on the side of this man’s car during a rainy day in Chicago.

[uniquely-khaotic-deactivated201]

Cute but I woulda lost it 😂

[lazysundrops]

Lmfaooooo the way the bird closed its eyes when he said “you’re beautiful” had me weak.

[smokingpixie]

I would have felt so blessed if was chilling on my arm

[ororomunroedontpullout]

*in a thick Chicago accent* “Welcome to Chicago”

[highlandvalley]

[sapper-in-the-wire-old]

GIVE HIM THE FISH

[sapper-in-the-wire-old]

Looking at it again I like the torn paper in the background suggesting that the cat busted his way into the room

[deathfromabove1989-deactivated2]

[archiemcphee]

When the Department of Delicious Deception feels like gardening they turn to the beautiful botanical cakes and cupcakes created by Jakarta-based pastry chef Iven Kawi. Since 2013 the self-taught baker has been creating elaborately decorated desserts that look like intricate gardens of succulents and cacti. Kawi has since opened up her own bakery, Iven Oven, and launched her own line of artisan baked goods, Zoezo Bake.

Follow Iven Kawi on Instagram or Facebook to check out many more of her delectable cakes and cupcakes blanketed in buttercream plants and flowers.

[via Colossal and My Modern Met]

[slajm]

crunch crunch munch munch

[rai-r]

[toadschooled]

I got E-mail this hat, and wow……….he hates it

[megachilid-deactivated20200405]

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[embarrasingoldtumlr]

The Rock: “I took a red-eye home, woke up this morning, slept three hours, worked out, worked all day, gotta go to work tonight…Brutus, let’s go.” (camera pans to tiny puppy on a leash, crawling) (pan back to The Rock) “welcome to my world (laughs)”

[wiseandfeisty]

No one tagged me in this and I’m offended.

[thespectacularspider-girl]

This man is an international treasure.

[sarcastic-sanity]

HOW TO COOK THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF PASTA:

1. Pour out how much you think you need.

2. Wrong.

[foxeia]

[mjalti]

why come they called him “beast” in the castle when everyone knew his name cuz they’d been working for him forever anyway? like …. i would just be like “hey chewbacca-Adam” or some shit, there’s no reason to call him beast … id hide in my room all day too if my employees started making fun of me..

[teaboot]

If my manager decided to pull some rude ass shit with a witch and got me living the next ten years of my life as an immortal singing toaster oven you can bet your ass I’d wake him up every goddamn morning with a flaming panini directly to the face. rise and shine, you ugly fuck, time hear a song

[teaboot]

I call this one, “ode to an inconsiderate pissbaby” and the first 9 verses are just me screaming at various decibels