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Survivorship bias.
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Deergirl who won't shut up about public infrastructure: I'm just saying, no one's almost hit me with their train before
Survivorship bias.
I actually did bite my dm with explicit consent. because I was trying to argue that a ranger/barbarian's bite would be d6+Strength Modifier. and not d4+Strength Modifier. and he was like lmao human bites aren't even that strong. and I said bet. and he said well bite me then as strong as an 18 attack roll would be (the prison guard had 14AC btw) and we had to stop the game because he had to go get stitches.
also he didn't wanna say he let himself get bit to win an argument that he lost so badly he's in the emergency room, so he was like "a rat did it" and the nurse turns her head 12 degrees to the left and sees my bloody mouth. and goes "yeah okay that happens"
and we did get the barbarian bite attack to be d6+Strength Modifier. I'm also now engaged to this guy and this campaign I get to be the dm!
Absolute rollercoaster, but congrats on the engagement - Paper
Pah. Next you need to stab him with a dagger for comparison.
I have to confess "your web browser's assistive AI can be instructed to steal your online banking password via prompt injection because it operates with full privileges and treats all text it ingests as equally authoritative sources of user instructions, including the text of web pages it's summarising" is more surprising to me than it should have been. There really is no one involved at any point in the development of these tools who actually understands what they're doing, huh?
It really seems unsurprising to me because the tools have been like this to varying degrees all along.
And before you say "this is idiotic", remember: Humans are actually sort of like this! You can in fact override a human's instructions by giving them new instructions sometimes, and usually that is considered a major advantage of having humans involved.
The part where it becomes an issue, I think, would be in the equally authoritative. Humans don't generally consider all new instructions to be equally authoritative. You could kinda sorta imagine a scenario where an equivalent thing works - ultimately that's what gift card scams are, I guess - but it's less reliable. Most tools have some concept of authorization levels and won't take action because random hidden text suggested they should. This kind of flexibility is considered an advantage in humans because humans have judgment and context to - usually (not always) make the decision they want. Even if (especially if) acting as an agent. The agent model described - I'm not knowledgeable enough to know if this is universal - doesn't have a concept of various levels of authority, at least beyond putting things in lots of (((((parenthesis))))) which just leads to a very silly hidden text arms race. It doesn't have enough judgment to discern which commands it should prioritize, which are intermediate steps, and which are a trap. It isn't even hard-coded to respond to certain kinds of steps with a prompt for authorization (hey this file is an executable from an unknown source, are you sure you want to run it?).
The surprising thing isn't ultimately that it works this way but the designers apparently didn't realize this would be an issue (or did and shipped anyways)
Someone pointed out to me that this is a thing I can do, so I'm going to do it. I'm starting a quest on a website known as Questionable Questing (QQ), and wondering if anyone might be interested. Quest Link What is a quest? Well, it's a forum game, sort of like an RP or TTRPG, except you play a single character, voting for the actions you take. Simple enough - though you'd have to have an account on QQ, which, as the name suggests, is a NSFW-oriented questing board. So I figured I'd just go ahead and post here. You play a woman who has taken an irrefusable offer from Covenant, a sinister magical conspiracy. They will make you a Mistress of a dark Manor, replete with splendid luxury, witchcraft, and your own set of maids… magically bound to obey you. Of course, a gift of such magnitude incurs a debt… but you have the tools to repay it, transforming visitors to your manor into additional servants, building out your infrastructure and harvesting exotic resources, and trading it all to fulfill contracts. It will not be simple, not only will you have to trap and transform visitors, but also deal with police, monster girls, and mysterious 'champions'. Of course, that's if Covenant doesn't kill you first. It may be abhorrent, but you have no choice but to become Mistress of the Manor, and maybe keep a scrap of your morality in the process. Or not.
Dario Sanchez was accused of violating bond conditions that led to his rearrest Monday. His attorney told KERA News Wednesday that wasn't tr
A Dallas teacher rearrested Monday for his alleged connection after the fact in a July 4 shooting outside an Alvarado detention center was released again on bond Wednesday — but his lawyer says he was wrongfully accused of violating his bond conditions. Dario Sanchez, 32, has been arrested three separate times on the same charge of tampering or fabricating with evidence, according to court records. His most recent arrest included a new charge of hindering prosecution of terrorism. He was first accused of tampering with evidence by deleting texts from Signal and Discord messaging apps related to what happened July 4. While out on bail, Sanchez was rearrested Monday after monitoring software identified "concerning internet history, best characterized as explosive construction internet queries." His bond was raised to $1 million. Now, after a hearing Wednesday, his bond was again lowered to $150,000. But his attorney, Frank Sellers, told KERA News the internet searches that landed Sanchez back in jail were conducted by his bond supervisor, not Sanchez. “This case is not a good case for the state,” Sellers said. “Dario is innocent, he did nothing wrong, and he certainly did nothing wrong in Johnson County, a place he’s never been before." The bond supervisor, Richard Coyle, told KERA News he isn’t allowed to comment on cases. KERA News reached out to the Johnson County District Attorney’s office and will update this story with any response. After his third arrest, part of Sanchez’s bond conditions included being monitored for "gun violence, anti-government and any violence in general," according to court documents shared with KERA News. The “concerning internet history” included how to melt and make molds out of plastic, researching radio-controlled transmitters, the use of Nintendo Game Boy batteries as power sources for trigger devices, temperature and pressure sensors, and various small electronic circuit boards, court records allege. But according to Sellers, Sanchez only searched remaking toy cars and batteries for a Game Boy on his cell phone. Court documents claim Sanchez searched, “is the 900 mAh battery from a (Game Boy) capable of being used in a trigger device," but Sellers said that was a search from Coyle. Coyle then took a screenshot of his own search and sent it to the district attorney, leading to a violation of Sanchez’s probation and his rearrest, Sellers said. He also said the screenshot from Coyle’s computer did not look the same as the screenshots from Sanchez’s phone since it did not include the monitoring software. “I think that whoever filed the motion, failed to do due diligence to see what exactly truly happened, and instead just jumped the gun and saw it and obtained [the warrant] for Dario's arrest warrant,” Sellers said. Sanchez now has a jury trial set for Jan. 12, court records show. Court documents in July allege as many as 12 people dressed in all black were shooting fireworks towards the Prairieland Detention Center July 4 when correctional officers called dispatch. When Alvarado police arrived, a person in the woods opened fire at the Alvarado officer and correctional officers, hitting the police officer in the neck, according to court records. Seventeen people have been arrested in connection to the shooting, including Sanchez, who was not present at the protest. Sellers emphasized Sanchez did not take part in planning or participating in the protest. “This whole thing is an abuse of power,” Sellers said. “When the people in power start to use the law in ways that are perverse as they’ve been using them here, that causes unrest.”
they aint even trying real hard
Gee, if I was on the jury and was made aware of this activity, I would question all of the evidence to see if it had a complete and accurate chain of evidence. I certainly would not give more credence to the prosecution's evidence than to the accused's.
> Nintendo Game Boy batteries
you mean AA batteries? like you can find a fucking wal-mart?
The Game Boy Advance SP had an internal 900 mAh rechargable battery, that might be what they're referring to.
There are also CR2025 coin batteries inside the cartridges themselves (for data retention and clock functions), not sure on the capacity of those.
But then why are they referring to it generically as a 'game boy battery'.
Also why are we concerned with capacity and not voltage?
To be fair, both reddit and tiktok know Human Pet Guy
And Twitter, and now Bluesky.
Stop talking to your fucking chatbot
In 2022, air conditioning used ~240 gigawatts of power on average. (2111 TWh that year.) This represents about 10% of electricity use. https://ourworldindata.org/grapher/electricity-air-conditioning#research-and-writing
That's half the whole y axis again, in the first year. There are a *lot* of AC units and they're a pretty big power draw, as domestic systems go. They're also pretty non-negotiable, *especially* as GMT increases. Efficiency and decarbonization good. Industrial and transport demand swamp both of these, of course. (All the billboards in Time Square use roughly 35 megawatts, btw. Maybe turning off the AC in Time Square would help...)
They're opening the largest one from 1975 in like 19 months.
They’re opening the largest one from 1975 in like a month
They're opening the largest one from 1975 in like five days
they're opening the largest one from 1975 tomorrow
They opened the largest one from 1975. https://www.klkntv.com/50-year-old-treasures-unearthed-from-worlds-largest-time-capsule-in-seward/
"Rarepair" not in the sense that it's an inobvious pairing, but in the sense that it's the primary ship for a piece of media that nobody's fucking heard of.
I need to emphasise that if the number of works on AO3 featuring the pairing in question is non-zero, you are not part of this conversation. This isn't about Welcome to Night Vale; this is about people who ship shit like Gone with the Blastwave and Septerra Core.
relevant to note that there is exactly one fic on ao3 for Septerra Core, it's my fic, and it's not even a shipping fic, so yeah.
Like, this is me talking – of course I took the time to verify the AO3 situation for those particular titles before I name-dropped them.
(The AO3 situation for Gone with the Blastwave at the time of this posting will definitely offend any actual Gone with the Blastwave shippers in a very funny way if they bother to check.)
I have vaguely heard of such a thing as Gone With The Blast Wave and I'm offended for them.
there is something so beautifuly thought terminating about the phrase "complicated stealing".
why complicated? why not just call it what it is, "stealing" if you really believe that is stealing then you can just say that it's stealing.
the word "complicated" is there because the person doesnt understand how it works, and yet they still want to call it stealing but because they cant explain how it is just plain and simple stealing they have to add the word "complicated" there to imply there are depths they just dont have the time to go into. to imply "yes this might not seem like stealing but it totally is, the reasons why are just too complicated for me to go into".
is similar to putting the word etc. after just giving two examples.
complicated stealing of an idea is a fancy way of describing a new idea
"So is it actually stealing? Can you draw a direct line between someone being specifically deprived of an object and someone else gaining an object?"
"Well, it's complicated-"
"So no, then?"
Complicated stealing is what Danny Ocean does, I think.
You have to wonder if hentai succubi have, like, opinions about womb tattoo* design.
Like, do older (by millennia, no doubt) succubi bemoan the young girls and their trashy tribal tat-influenced marks? Is there an argument as to whether the old heart-and-bat-wings design is ‘timelessly elegant’ or ‘old and fuddy-duddy’ or even ‘boring as dishwater brown hair’?
Are their old-guard succubi insisting that, ‘if your crest doesn’t have a heart-shape of some kind as it’s central element, all you have is a mortal tattoo, young whippersnapper’?
Do Social Justice Succubi debate whether the term ‘womb tattoo’ and the heart-and-stylized-ovaries-and-tubes style are cissexist, or just not applicable for a race of demons that swap sexes like clothing?
Taking this sort of thing too seriously is a fascinating opportunity for comedy.
*or ‘lust crest,’ or ‘sexual devil mark’, or whichever bad translation one uses
Hentai characters don't generally have opinions on much of anything.
But perhaps they *should*...
been stewing on an analytical approach to fiction which I call "is this book afraid of me?" and in order to answer this question you determine how hard the book is trying to make sure you don't come after the writer on twitter
the fucked-up part is that I specifically notice this in like, BIPOC or queer romances because their authors a) are more likely to be harassed online b) tend to care about writing inclusive and intersectional books more, both of which are totally valid reasons, but unfortunately a book that is scared to be misunderstood is also scared to challenge the reader or allow for too much nuance or grey areas or character flaws and I am sorry to say that it often makes for less compelling stories because it means shying away from ambiguities and complexities in an effort to reassure me, the reader, that everyone here is a Good Person engaging in Healthy Behaviours and Relationships
El Goonish Shive. El Goonish FUCKING Shive. “But what if someone thinks I approve of police brutality? Oh no, what if my anti-brutality position makes people think I’m anti-cop?” I see how this happened after years of horrifically bad-faith reviews, but I don’t have to like it.
Oh no, I stopped keeping up with El Goonish Shive a long time ago, I was considering maybe catching up, what the heck happened?
if you were capable of laying eggs, would you eat an egg you laid?
Yes
No
Maybe once, for the bit.
Otherwise I don't eat eggs as is and it probably wouldn't be much better.
A question for transfems, pick the option that matches the closest to you:
How do you feel about bottom surgery?
I want bottom surgery (orchi + vaginoplasty).
I already had bottom surgery (orchi + vaginoplasty).
I want bottom surgery (orchi only).
I already had orchi, want vaginoplasty.
I already had orchi, don't want vaginoplasty.
I am indifferent about bottom surgery.
I do not want any bottom surgery.
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Option for nontransfems that want to click buttons: here.
the only bottom surgery i'd consider is penile preserving vaginoplasty,
Is that a real option??!?
“There are many magic rings in this world, Bilbo Baggins, and none of them should be used lightly.”
-Gandalf the Grey, wielder of Narya the Ring of Fire and also coincidentally maker of the best magic fireworks in the world
Excuse me, the magic fireworks are in fact vitally important.
I think that, when you are on hold, the hold music should not stop to tell you that you are on hold. The hold music should only stop when someone actually picks up your call. Vote me for president
"There are 5 callers ahead of you" can stay but it's on thin fucking ice, i.e, it can only stay if it plays when the number of callers ahead of you changes and not every 5 minutes. And CERTAINLY not every 30 seconds
The hold music shouldn't stop but it should speed up as you get closer to the front of the queue
People 27th in line: *staring into the abysss while listening to a slow waltz*
People 2nd in line: *dancing around to a jig*
So they do this deliberately, to hold your attention. If the hold music only stopped when something of import happened, you could simply wait put down the phone and listen for the music to stop. If they give a meaningless message every rand(5, 30) seconds then you have no choice but to sit there and focus. Which both makes things more convenient for them (faster response when they do answer), more inconvenient for you (less likely for you to actually call), and crucially, forces you to listen to their internal ads.
Superman always makes every endeavor to minimize the damage. 💙
I was a bit surprised to see reactions, but I was shocked to see that Superman's "finger-flick" is not that well known apparently...? Even though he's done so many times?! I guess it's hard to become widespread unless it is portrayed in live action.🥲
The finger flick is more or less a classic, even if it isn't generally associated with Superman specifically.