Woah!

Indie semi-selective Orange tornado of poor decisions and copious amounts of fruit. How smashing. Other links Here!

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ehhh huh, i was sure i had stuff in the inbox when i bounced but its all gone now? thats probably not,,, good.

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yeah sorry lost my muse again im back once more yeehaw

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Symbol meme starters.

[owlcloak]

rp-memes-atyourservice‌:

Send one for my muse’s reaction! Feel free to alter context, switch muse’s positions, etc, as necessary. Contains some mild NSFW.

(chest) - for your muse to press a hand against my muse’s chest (hair) - for your muse to bury their face in my muse’s hair (backhand) - for your muse to backhand my muse (jaw) - for your muse to grip my muse’s jaw in one hand (lap) - for your muse to sit in my muse’s lap (whisper) - for your muse to whisper in my muse’s ear (bottom) - for your muse to rest a hand on my muse’s ass (or slap it) (undress) - for your muse to undress mine (may not be nsfw!) (pin) - for your muse to pin mine to a specified surface  (yank) - for your muse to yank mine out of the way of danger (bite) - for your muse to bite mine (palm) - for your muse to clap a hand over my muse’s mouth (throw) - for your muse to physically throw mine (piggyback) - for your muse to leap onto my muse’s back for a piggyback ride (nourish) - for your muse to provide my muse with food or drink (secret) - for your muse to reveal a secret to mine (specify the secret!) (discover) - for your muse to discover information about mine that they shouldn’t know (rescue) - for your muse to rescue mine from danger (promise) - for your muse to make mine a promise, whether they intend to keep it or not (lie) - for your muse to lie to mine (specify the lie) (confess) - for your muse to make a confession of truth to mine (command) - for your muse to give my muse an order or instruction, which may or may not be followed (hide) - for your muse to hide somewhere with my muse (sleep) - for your muse to fall asleep on mine (misc) - create your own/sender specifies! useful if something here gives you an idea that isn’t otherwise written.

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that posts calmed down so im not as anxious to return!! yeehaw im gonna bite ankles now

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though ill admit i vaguely regret makin the post for selfish reasons (ie, i regret it bc the response is stressing me out) guess i forgot i was an anxious mf!

but its better its posted anyhow and if push comes to shove i hope at least somebodies got my back

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satisfying to just Block these literal 20y/os, am i a coward? sure whatev i got better things to do

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🍉 - What food makes your muse’s mouth WATER?

🍉 - What food makes your muse’s mouth WATER?

Truth be told, any food makes Crashes mouth water!

Now one could argue the classic Wumpa Fruit is his top favourite... However, every once in a while Aku-Aku whips up a dish (Crash is still trying to figure out how he does this with no body) that the bandicoot absolutely loves.

He doesn’t know what’s in it but if you want a buckwild bandicoot you just need to offer up said dish. (though now that the marsupial thinks on it, it sure does look like normal Wumpa Fruits cut into weird shapes, hm.)

[theinboxmemebook]

Food-related asks!

🍎 - Does your muse care about texture when it comes to foods? (I.E. Prefering crunchier foods, disgusted by foods that are oddly mushy.) 🍌 - Are there any foods that your muse will refuse to eat, no matter how it is prepared or who offers it? 🍉 - What food makes your muse’s mouth WATER? 🍇 - What is your muse’s favorite food? 🍓 - Which food is most likely to hurt your muse’s teeth when eating it? (I.E. Cold foods, like ice cream, or hard candies.) 🍒 - What food does your muse most enjoy eating with a friend? 🍆 - Does your muse care about how a food looks or sounds (when explaining what it’s like) before tasting something? 🌽 - What food does your muse love but irks them to prepare/eat? 🥞 - What is your muse’s favorite breakfast food? 🍗 - What is your muse’s perfect meal? 🍪 - What is your muse’s favorite sweet food? ☕️ - What is your muse’s favorite drink? (Can include alcohol.) 🍿 - What is your muse’s favorite snack? 🧀 - What food is your muse allergic to? 💀 - What food would send your muse to the hospital?   🍴 - Dig in! Send this emoji + any food item and my muse has to try it!

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i dont have many followers so my stance is weak but yall might wanna block @/your-fave-is-pro-ship since theyre a, as the kids say, freak!

they happily take incest requests and are part of the fiction =/= reality crowd which is,, bad to say the least

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What Color Is Your Soulmark?

The color you fit most is Orange!

Out of all the colors, people with an orange soul color are the most social. They are happiest around people and prefer to be out partying than sitting at home on a Friday night. They are never short of friends and get to know people all over the world.

Orange soulcolored people are always looking to excite themselves and often do dangerous or thrilling things to feel alive. They are heavily competitive and excel in sports and physical activities. They rarely self reflect, preferring to stay in the here and now instead of dreaming about the future.

Dealing with an orange soul colored person is pretty easy. They don’t hold grudges over simple things and prefer not to judge others. In fact, they’re most likely to ignore stereotypes and befriend anyone that will talk to them, regardless of sexuality, race, gender, or mark.

Due to their nature of never wanting to settle, they never stay committed to something for long, often bouncing from interest to interest. This causes them to constantly be looking for the next thrill, and they often grow bored with their environment quickly. Schedules are not their strong suit. They are also the most likely to give up on something should it not give them a sense of purpose.

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I like your portrayal a lot, and I think you're doing a great job, if that means anything.

anon i will perish for u

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i feel a lil, hm, self concious with my potryal like idk what i bring to the table compared to others.

i mean im just naturally a self concious person so its prob just that acting up lol (shrugs) keeps killing my muse tho

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Father’s Day huh?

This sparks a thought in Crash’s mind, does he have a dad? Going by logic (a rare thing for the bandicoot) it could be said that the dastardly Dr. Cortex could technically hold this role for his part in creating the bandicoot...

Crash sticks out his tongue, yuck! Forget that idea! the only thing the doctor would be ever recieving from Crash would be a kick up the- Well.

The marsupial sits down, he’s thought over this dillemma for a few minutes now. But soonafter he stands up once more with a shake of the head, realising he could spend all his time worrying about this when he could just as easily go back to his prior task.

He’s gotta find a good gift for Aku-Aku after all!

[halfwayriight]

Crash Team Racing Nitro-Fueled: CRASH BANDICOOT

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Tfw you get the Fruits.