[batrachia-deactivated20231015]

the <a href="url">link text</a> fandom is dying reblog if you hate pinned posts

[3000s]

[meeyahmaya]

me as soon as i become a homeowner

[ibuprofen3200mg]

running out of ibuprofens to give

[dogpuppy]

[human-pet-they]

Your therapist asks you "Who in this image do you see yourself as?" and then shows you a drawing of two shirtless skinny anime catboys with a thread of saliva going between their lips

[sour-charity]

It was actually just an ink blot but thank you, this gives me a lot to work with

[dogpuppy]

[seven-oh-four]

(sobbing on the floor) i'm amazing digital worthless

[seven-oh-four]

i just feel like i lack an amazing digital purpose

[kragehund-est]

sure, i get why people think spiders are creepy. but at the same time, they are a creature that makes houses out of strings and thats so cute. string is an inherently cute substance. and when spiders want to get down from somewhere faster they don't fly (impossible with spider capabilities) or scuttle (slow) they use? that's right: their string (cute)

[wurmpley]

skunks will wait for a night with a perfect summer breeze to fart outside your house

[halondrus]

[xinakwans]

order now to pay 4 klarna payments on that losing dog

[meanbuddhist]

i want freedom i want freedom i want freedom *is granted freedom* noooooo my attachments

[chaserbaiter]

Yea I got a boner and I'm in the waymo with a boner. And I'm listening to Pandora on shuffle with a boner in the waymo.

[danhumphrey]

as a human my ideal way to die would be something quick and painless in a national park at a very old age. as a bug my ideal way to die would be being accidentally crushed by a little girl playing outside and cried over and buried with a leaf headstone

[dogpuppy]

[steveyockey]

affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them