you could have done more

Clarence || 21 || Businesswoman

[adelaidekanefans]

[plskaegan-blog]

 “Oh great, I’m so excited, can’t wait. Now I’m going to have to drive out of my way to buy my groceries in order to avoid anymore awkward run ins.”

[wutclarence-blog]

“See, this must be punishment for some terrible atrocity you committed in a previous life.”

[bertinvlli]

“Oh- um, well, go on then, I guess. Sorry for interrupting. Hope you get some sleep, again, really sorry.”

[wutclarence-blog]

“Want to join me? It’s relaxing, I promise.”

[congressman-fleetwood]

“I could probably use a weekly dose of heroin at this point but a nice hot bath wouldn’t hurt either.”

[wutclarence-blog]

“I’m sure that even you have an alternative to heroin. Besides, I’m not giving my money to the election campaign of a drug dealer… The money came through, should be enough to support your campaign and my father said he was happy to assist.”

[julian-harper]

“That’s kind of what I was counting on. You’re the fantastic one obviously - you’re stopping me becoming morbidly obese.”

[wutclarence-blog]

“By making myself morbidly obese? How brilliant.”

[fck-kaiden-blog]

“Well, I don’t fairly see myself as really attractive, I think I’m an okay when it comes to that. But with my okay looks, I thought maybe a girl around my age would hit on me, but I only got a grandma, come one that sounds sad, doesn’t it?”

[wutclarence-blog]

“This is Southport we’re talking about. Half the girls are probably married by the age of eighteen to their childhood sweethearts and are now stuck in unfulfilling relationships. Maybe you should try going up to girls instead, show you’re a confident manly-man.”

[congressman-fleetwood]

“God, I’m so tense my asshole could crush a walnut. I think I have to start getting weekly massages again”

[wutclarence-blog]

“You sure that’s what your asshole is crushing? I feel as if you need more than a weekly massage, anyway.”

[fck-kaiden-blog]

“Last night I actually went to a bar, and I never really go there or drink alcohol but an old friend of mine wanted me to come and I just went there. So around midnight I was nowhere near sober, and suddenly this old lady comes up to me, and grabs my face and tries to kiss me? I was so confused, when I told her to back off, she tells me this whole story about me looking like her death husband and how bad she wanted to take me home and kiss me. Basically the last time I ever go to a bar,  I mean, do I really look that bad that I draw old woman? Then I thought about it and I realized no girl came up to me but that old woman. Awesome.”

[wutclarence-blog]

“Guess you’re not as attractive as you must have thought.”

[ughitstravis-blog]

“My sleeping schedule is so fucked up. How do I fix it? Shit, I don’t even know if I want to fix it. I feel like one of those losers who thinks they’re cool for pulling all nighters during the summer.”

[wutclarence-blog]

“Did you think you were cool beforehand? Because that was a bit of an oversight on your part.”

[fckoliviaa]

“I honestly don’t understand how some girls can be completely straight, like have you seen Ruby Rose?”

[wutclarence-blog]

“No. I don’t think I have.”

[plskaegan-blog]

You don’t know awkward until you’ve been caught checking someone out in the fruit and vegetable aisle of your local supermarket. Let me just say the wife was not pleased with me, but in my defense he was really hot and I didn’t see her behind the pineapple stand. Oh it feels so good to be home.

[wutclarence-blog]

“Small town, too. You’ll have all the fun of running into them again and again and again.”

[bertinvlli]

“Hey you, yeah you, down there, what in the world do you think you’re doing? Isn’t it a little early for.. whatever that is?”

[wutclarence-blog]

“This is yoga, I still haven’t slept – I’m hoping it’ll help.”

[sinclairleo-deactivated20150713]

“I have seriously overestimated my ability to function on no sleep. After staying awake for twenty-six hours, primarily fueled by alcohol and regret, I think I’ve begun to hallucinate. I’m just glad to be back in Southport. I can finally get some sleep.”

[wutclarence-blog]

“Then shouldn’t you be sleeping rather than speaking to me?”

[julian-harper]

“Do you want a cupcake? They’ve got a buy one get one free type thing going on and I’m not going to eat two myself… well, I could - but I really shouldn’t. You should have it. “

[julian-harper]

[wutclarence-blog]

“I am never going to turn down food, Jules. You’re fantastic.”

[vxnessas-blog]

“So, obviously I’m back and I know that y’all missed me more than anything, but hey, fuckin’ listen, mate — I’m not even back for twenty-four hours and someone already sent bloody cupcakes with a lovely note attached to my house. So, whoever you are, please stop. I did not come back for you and this is just gettin’ creepy. I know I’m awesome and all that crap, but no, thank you. I don’t need that. Anyway — What did I miss in the past two months, huh?”

[wutclarence-blog]

“You’re awesome? Strange, everyone else must be off the chart in your rankings.”

[wutclarence-blog]

◀️◀️

Vegas looked like it went on forever, the bright lightsalways on and the people always moving. If Clarence had more time and lesswork, she’d probably love it. Yet she had stayed inside for so much of thetime, trying to finish up business contracts and get on with everything shewould need when she returned to Southport. Now though, she found herself in thehotel lobby, bored senseless and trying to work out what to do with herevening. Looking around, she twirled a strand of hair around her finger,wondering what she could do for fun. Seeing someone she knew, she smiled andwalked towards him, patting Griffin on the shoulder to make him turn around andlook at her. “Hey,” she chirped, grabbing his arm and pulling him towards thedoor, “So we only have a couple more nights in Vegas and I haven’t beengambling yet – You, Sir, are going to make sure I don’t do anything too stupid.”With a wink, she sauntered off to hail down a taxi, laughing as she hopped in theback. “Come on, kiddo.”

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