Operation: Silent Treatment
| Pairing: Severus Snape x Prof!Reader
| Summary: After a petty argument, the reader gives Severus Snape the Silent Treatment — and he absolutely loses his mind.
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It started over something stupid.
(As all your fights with Severus usually did.)
He had made some sarcastic comment during breakfast — something about you being “charmingly disheveled” — and you’d been in a mood already.
Now, Severus Snape, feared Potions Master, Half-Blood Prince, your boyfriend, was being subjected to the deadliest punishment known to man:
Severus first realized the gravity of the situation when he passed you in the corridor outside the library.
Normally, you would greet him — a little smirk, a teasing smile, a brush of your hand against his.
You walked past him like he was a ghost.
Didn’t look. Didn’t blink. Didn’t breathe.
Severus turned on his heel, stunned.
“Excuse me,” he called stiffly.
“Did you go deaf overnight?”
Severus narrowed his eyes.
Later, in the dungeons, he tried again.
He “casually” appeared outside your classroom door just as you dismissed your students.
You walked out, papers clutched to your chest, nose in the air like some vengeful queen.
Severus stepped into your path.
“Good afternoon,” he said, voice dripping sarcasm.
You swerved around him without a word.
Severus scowled, turning to follow you down the hall like a very offended bat.
“You are being childish,” he snapped.
Severus, now openly glowering, stalked behind you like a black cloud.
By lunchtime, the entire Hogwarts staff had noticed.
At the staff table, Minerva McGonagall raised a brow over her spectacles as she watched Severus scowl furiously across the table at you — while you buttered your roll with deliberate, regal indifference.
“You’ve done something,” Minerva said dryly, sipping her tea.
“I did not,” Severus hissed under his breath.
Minerva looked at him over the rim of her cup with infinite amusement.
Severus stabbed his peas with unnecessary violence.
By dinner, Severus had accepted the terms of war.
If you wanted dramatics, fine.
He could out-stubborn anyone.
But that didn’t mean he wouldn’t fight dirty.
He waited until you were deep in conversation with Poppy Pomfrey, then “accidentally” brushed his hand against your back as he walked past.
You stiffened — but didn’t react.
He waited until you were pouring tea, then leaned close — too close — murmuring just loud enough for you to hear:
“Still ignoring me, darling? It’s starting to hurt my fragile feelings.”
You splashed tea everywhere.
Poppy snorted into her napkin.
Severus looked insufferably smug.
Finally — finally — as you were storming back to your chambers that night, Severus cornered you.
Quite literally — in a shadowy hallway near the Astronomy Tower.
He stepped in front of you, blocking your path, black robes swirling dramatically like some sort of overgrown bat.
You crossed your arms, glaring at him.
“You’re blocking my way.”
Severus tilted his head, studying you.
“You are insufferable,” he said.
“And yet you’re obsessed with me.”
A twitch at the corner of his mouth.
(You caught it. You definitely caught it.)
“Painfully so,” he admitted without shame.
You blinked, caught off guard — your heart doing an embarrassing little stumble in your chest.
Severus took a slow step closer, lowering his voice now, the humor fading into something more serious.
“I missed you today,” he said softly.
“You were annoying,” you muttered, stubborn.
“I am always annoying,” Severus said easily, reaching out to brush your hair back behind your ear with the gentlest touch.
You scowled harder — but you didn’t pull away.
Severus smiled — a real, rare, devastatingly soft smile.
“I would prefer,” he murmured, thumb brushing your cheek, “that you yell at me. Hex me. Throw things. Anything. Just… don’t ignore me.”
You bit your lip, feeling your throat tighten unexpectedly.
how much it had bothered him.
(You also hadn’t realized how much it had hurt you to avoid him.)
Your lower lip wobbled slightly — traitorous and completely out of your control.
Not now. Not in the bloody hallway.
You sniffled aggressively, trying to hide it — but it came out sounding like a wounded kitten.
Severus immediately froze.
“Are you — are you crying?”
You turned your head away quickly, mortified. “No!”
Another pathetic sniffle betrayed you.
He made a choked sound — was that a laugh?
You glared at him, blinking rapidly.
“You’re laughing at me?!”
Severus, utterly undone by you trying (and failing) to look furious while your eyes welled up, pulled you into his arms without hesitation.
“I’m laughing because you’re adorable,” he said into your hair, voice shaking slightly with amusement.
You sniffled against his chest, miserable.
“I’m mad at you,” you mumbled pathetically.
“I know,” he murmured, pressing a kiss to the top of your head. “You’re doing a terrible job showing it.”
You let out a weak punch to his chest — it barely moved him.
“Idiot,” you muttered, wiping your sleeve across your face.
“Insufferable,” he corrected fondly.
You scowled up at him — your watery, pouting scowl so fierce and so pitiful at the same time that Severus looked like he was fighting for his life not to laugh again.
You shoved him half-heartedly, and he caught you easily, pulling you even tighter against him.
“There you are,” he whispered against your hair, like he’d been searching for you all day.
You huffed a grumpy breath but curled your arms around him anyway.
There, in the quiet hallway, you finally let yourself relax against Severus — all your ridiculous grumpiness and stubbornness dissolving into the safe, warm, slightly amused embrace of the man who was, for better or worse, just as hopelessly obsessed with you as you were with him.