classic wwho is better

fuck this fuckin ww key affiliated wwith fates rewwritten

[abdemus]

To: Eridan From: Tsubomi

Huh.

Wouldn't no strings attached be smarter?

Use the donuts to generate interest in the store. Like baiting fish.

[wwsanvvs-blog]

to: tsubomi from: eridan

you cant catch fish wwithout a fishin line

this isnt fuckin pinocchio stop complainin an get a donut with your mornin coffee this isnt rocket science

wwait

it depends

are you cute

if youre cute ill givve you one for free

[wwsanvvs-blog]

♪ || (/□＼*)・゜

♪ = What music the character likes

a bunch of pretentiously hipster underground indie bands you've probably never heard of. he hates pop shit, not because it's bad but because he wants to keep up the indie lifestyle as much as he can.

he also listens to harry potter-themed wizrock.

(/□＼*)・゜ = What makes the character blush

pretty much any kind of sincere kindness. eridan would probably flush a deep red if someone even told him his hair looked nice that day. of course, he would wave away the complement like it meant nothing, but his cheeks would be pretty warm.

[abdemus]

To: ?? From: Tsubomi

Per customer?

Do we have to buy something before we can have the donut?

[wwsanvvs-blog]

to: tsubomi from: eridan

a course you fuckin do

wwhy else wwould wwe be havvin this promotion

wwere not doin it for shits an giggles

[wwsanvvs-blog]

(・∀・ ) ☆～（ゝ。∂）

(・∀・ ) = the character’s emotional state most of the time

douchbag.

but no, eridan tends to think very highly of himself. he truly believes he's higher and mightier than other people, and he wants everyone to know it. at least, that's what he wants you to think. actually, he has pretty low self-esteem, which stems from the fact that he believes no one will actually love him.

☆～（ゝ。∂）= how the character greets people

"hey, [insert shortened name here]. wwhat's up? oh, you can't talk? sure, wwhatevver. i don't care anywway." or "do you wwanna go out or somethin?"

[deceptive-fox]

Headcanons list! (Add more if you wish)

½ = How the character feels about people taller or shorter than them

± = The character and what they think about math

† = How the character feels about murder

@ = How the character appears online

¥ = How the character handles money or spends it

° = The character’s temperature preferences 

æ = The character and languages (Known or Want to Learn)

↔ = The character’s ability to read directions

♥ = Character’s preference for relationships (sexuality, type of person, etc.)

zzz= What time the character enjoys sleep or being awake

☂ = Weather the character enjoys

♪ = What music the character likes

( =①ω①=) = What animals the character likes and if they have a pet/pets

(・∀・ ) = The character’s emotional state most of the time

☆～（ゝ。∂）= How the character greets people

⊙﹏☉ = What flusters the character

(≧∇≦) = What makes the character happy

(/□＼*)・゜ = What makes the character blush

(;╹⌓╹) = What scares the character

（；へ：） = What makes the character cry

(´ q ` ” ) = The character’s “guilty” pleasure

（・□・；） = What makes the character uncomfortable

(*^◇^)_旦 = What the character likes to eat and drink

｡ﾟ(TヮT)ﾟ｡ = What makes the character laugh

(´；Д；｀) = What worries the character

(⑅ ‘﹃’ ) = What the character daydreams or thinks about

( ⌒o⌒)人(⌒-⌒ ) = Friends the character has or would like to make

[billionbird-deactivated20140815]

to: eridan

from: toriko

Donut day?

Free donuts?

Where’s this cafe at?

[wwsanvvs-blog]

to: toriko from: eridan

its in kairos its called bean there done that

wwhile youre there you should buy a coffee or a hot chocolate or somethin thatd be cool a you

dont take advvantage a the free donuts thing thatd be dickish a you

[wwsanvvs-blog]

to: ??? from: eridan

its donut day

the cafe i wwork at is givvin one free donut per customer

come get one or wwhatevver

[wwsanvvs-blog]

grudge, insomnia

grudge :: how bad does an insult go over? do they hold a grudge long?

eridan is insulted all the time. he's become pretty much numb to them by now. but, sometimes, during his attacks of self-depreciation, he'll think back to all the insults he's ever heard and just agree with them, though.

insomnia :: what’s their sleeping schedule like? snorer? sound sleeper?

definitely a sound sleeper. he'll fall asleep laying normally, and wake up flipped upside-down, with his head where his feet were and his feet on his pillow. plus he drools.

but he doesn't snore. probably.

[wwsanvvs-blog]

co-habitate + decor

co-habitate :: do they live with anyone? what’s “need to know” before moving in?

eridan lives alone. he was at one point having a conversation with his friend fef about moving in with her, or her with him, but that plan fell through after a series of awkward misunderstandings.

as for 'need to knows', he's gonna blast music. there's no debating this matter. he'll grab a vinyl record, put in on the record player, and crank the volume. and some of the music won't even seem like english, because it isn't. it's some really underground band from uganda or sweden or india. you just don't understand.

he also has a large collection of harry potter memorabilia, and a wide selection of scarves. he needs a really big closet for this stuff. don't question him.

Decor :: What kind of home do they keep? Are there any defining details?

"wwhy are you askin so much about my house? do you wwanna movve in wwith me? cuz i'm up for the idea if you are."

eridan's place is your typical teenage messy. some dirty clothes here or there, some doctor who fan memorabilia strewn about. he always makes his bed, though. every morning, when he wakes up, he smoothes the sheets and does the quarter-flick test.

another mild obsession when it comes to cleanliness is his record collection. he makes sure to take the best care of his records as possible. not too humid, but not to dry. not too hot, nor too cold. never in direct contact with sunlight. all arranged neatly in a series of shelves.

[yourfuckingmuse]

A-Z HEADCANONS FOR MY CHARACTERS

[inukanine-blog]

yourfuckingmuse:

Alignment :: What would be their D&D alignment? How might it come into play? Beverage :: What do they most like to drink, and why? Co-Habitate :: Do they live with anyone? What’s “need to know” before moving in? Decor :: What kind of home do they keep? Are there any defining details? Escape :: What do they do to destress? How successful is it? Fluff :: What hits their soft spot? Does anything them into emotional goo? Grudge :: How bad does an insult go over? Do they hold a grudge long? Hobby :: What’s something they do for fun that might be surprising? Insomnia :: What’s their sleeping schedule like? Snorer? Sound sleeper? Jaded :: Do they buy into the “happily ever after” ideal? What’s their standard? Kin :: What’s their role among their relations? Do they consider others family? Law :: What do they think about abiding rules? Are they selective about it? Magic :: In a magic series or not, are they accepting, or is each instance a shock? Network :: Are they connected to the people? How much do they reach out to others? Offspring :: What kind of parent would they be? Would they prefer one, or multiple? Pistol :: Is this character skilled with a weapon? What’s their opinion of violence? Question :: How often do they feel doubt? What topics are they defensive about? Reminder :: How are they at remembering daily needs? What falls through the cracks? Sing :: Do they like music? Do they listen often/sing/hum/play songs in their head? Touch :: How do they handle contact? Is their personal bubble big? Upcoming :: How much do they think of the future? Do they make long-term plans? Vice :: What bad habits do they have? Is there something they would be ashamed of? Wardrobe :: What’s their fashion style? Do they have any staple pieces? X-Ray :: How’s their health? Any problem areas? Do they take care of themselves? Yack :: What’s their favorite thing to talk about? What do they go on about? Zodiac :: What’s their astro sign? Does it fit? What would you pick, if it’s unknown?

[wwsanvvs-blog]

headcanon: serendipitous

"coincidences are a thing. happenstance is a thing. hell, maybe evven serendipitous is a thing. but fate is not a fuckin thing that exists. fate is bullshit false fakey fake magic propaganda that isn't real."

eridan is fine if you wanna believe in serendipity or anything like that. he might even let it slide if you say it's your lucky day. but if you start bringing in fate or god's will, he'll immediately dismiss that as fakey fake magic bs. sorry, he's a dick like that.

[wwsanvvs-blog]

oOOPS. Fly + Headcanon.

yeah i kneww i wwas right

[wwsanvvs-blog]

Fly

"unless you’re in a fuckin plane or on a broomstick or somethin people can’t fly. and i fuckin hate that hollywood keeps perpetuatin this false idea into the minds a young children."

eridan will always be sure to make everyone know that magic doesn’t exist, and that includes flying and superpowers. he does this because he loves magic so much, and the fact that it isn’t real makes him sad, so he wants to make everyone else feel just as sad.

[cittamemes]

Send me a word plus 'Headcanon' and I'll give a headcanon based on that word.

[cittamemes]

Send "(Character name) has been murdered/killed" for a drabble on my character's reaction to that situation.

[rpmissionboard]

Flower And Tree Language Prompts:

Acorn: What would your character do if they lived forever?

Azalea: Who does your character wish would take better care of themselves?

Bay leaf: What gives your character strength?

Briony: What’s one time your character has helped a friend?

Cattail: Is your character at peace with themself? Why or why not?

Cyclamen: Who is someone your character has had to say good-bye to?

Daffodil: Has your character ever had unrequited love for someone? Have they ever loved someone but held it in for any reason?

Daisy: Four things that make your character happy.

Edelweiss: Describe a time your character has had to be brave.

Eglantine: Has your character ever had a wound or pain that didn’t heal?

Fern: Does your character have any magical abilities?

Foxglove: Has your character ever lied about something?

Geranium: What’s one mistake your character remembers making?

Gladiolus: What’s one time your character has stuck to their morals and convictions?

Honeysuckle: Who does your character love like family?

Heather: Who is someone your character wants to protect?

Ivy: Has your character ever thought about getting married? Would they like it?

Iris: If your character could send one person a message, who and what would it be?

Jonquil: Has your character ever confessed their love for someone? How did it go?

Jasmine: Whats one thing your character wants?

Kennedia: One thing your character admires in someone.

Kalanchoe: Is your character well-liked by their friends?

Laurel: If your character could be remembered for one thing, what would it be?

Love-lies-bleeding: Has your character ever done something even though they didn’t want to?

Marigold: Describe a time or reason your character felt jealousy.

Moonflower: What’s one dream your character has had?

Nightshade: What is a painful truth your character has had to face?

Nettle: What’s one person your character hates/dislikes and why?

Oak leaves: Describe a victory your character is proud of.

Oleander: What’s one thing your character should beware of?

Pine: What is something your character wishes they could move on from?

Poppy: What is something your character wants to forget?

Queen Anne’s Lace: If your character could pretend one thing, what would it be?

Quince: One temptation your character has had.

Rosemary: What is something your character will always remember?

Pink Roses: Who is someone your character has wanted to make happy?

Red Roses: Who is someone your character has truly loved?

White/Red Rose: Who is someone your character has found themselves cooperating with when they didn’t expect it?

Sage: What is one thing they have learnt?

Snowdrop: Describe a time they felt hope.

Tulip: Has your character ever been in romantic love with someone? Are they still?

Thistle: What’s one time your character has been angry and harsh with someone?

Utricularia: Five things your character likes.

Umbrella sage: Where does your character consider home?

Purple Violet: Are there any topics your character dodges?

White Violet: When’s the last time your character told the truth about something?

Wallflower: What’s one time your character has endured underdifficult circumstances?

Water-lily: What’s one quote from your character?

Xeranthum: If your character died right now but could have one wish for the world come true, what would it be?

Xanthoriza: What’s something your character has run away from?

Yew: What makes your character sad?

Yarrow: What would your character go to war over?

Zinnia: Does your character ever miss their friends?

Pink Zinnia: Who will your character always be friends with?

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tokyograndpa

[timefreak-deactivated20170701]

★ didn't wanna be a small town boy

“i’ve gotta get outta here.” 

his feeble declaration had been repeated tirelessly the past hour, murmured under his breath, sourly, almost regretfully. paralia had once been his home, but like his parents’ home of loving words and hard fists, he’d left for a reason. not only was paralia too small for his liking, it was slow, making it hard to lose himself in the flow of the town rather than the gush of his own, negative thoughts. returning home left a bitter taste in his mouth; after his encounter with his mother earlier that day, his own desire was to enter the city limits of kairos again.

like always, though, luck was not on his side. sen cursed the delayed trains and the terrible distance that wasn’t walkable and everything else that had gotten under his skin that afternoon.

since his parents had been aware of his presence in the town, it’d be too risky to leave the train station to wander; so, he sat himself down on one of the benches, clutching tightly to his small pack as a quiet stream of profanity rolled off his tongue with ease.

“damn.”

[wwsanvvs-blog]

you really, really hate it in paralia. sure, maybe you wouldn't hate it as much if you willingly decided to come out here for a weekend. relax near a river with a book and an album or something. feel the wind blowing through your hair, and the grass tickling your bare feet. but you're not here willingly. you're here because your stupid professor is a terrible fucking professor and decided to force you to make the trip for a week. and then you discovered every mode of transportation to civilization is down for who the fuck knows how long?

"fuck these fuckin conductors. i'm havvin music wwithdrawwals!"

you would sing or something, but your voice is certifiably shitty, and not even the type of shitty that would allow you to sing along to distorted guitar and accordions ironically. you just can't hold a note for the life of you.

you spot someone nearby, and you decide to go complain to them. they don't look busy, and that means they obviously have their ears open to your whiny, annoying grumbling.

"howw fuckin BULLSHIT is it that wwe can't get back? i feel like i'm participatin in the fuckin rodeo as the shit-scooper, collectin the bullshit. evvery bit a the bullshit. ALL of it!"

you're not even sure if the other person is from kairos, but you can't muster up a single fuck about that. this complaint is about you.