my teaching life

[ommanyte]

I feel that substituting sleep with caffeine is a lot like drinking unicorn blood to stay immortal. You will have but a half life, a cursed life, from the moment it touches your lips

[lessoninteaching]

In a couple weeks, I’ll officially be a third year teacher. This is nothing compared to so many fantastic Tumblr teachers, but in my short time in education, I have seen many teachers come and leave the profession. Apparently, at high-poverty schools, 20% of teachers leave every year. After...

[mileynation]

[tyleroakley]

Miley Cyrus at Britney Spears’ first Vegas show.

[myfacewasred-deactivated2019080]

Dead.

[adiemtocarpe]

I got new pens.

Tomorrow in third grade.

[katy-mylady]

I love this.

[wxbri87]

Found my 6 weeks project.

[mothernaturenetwork]

This simple sitting test could predict how long you will live If you have trouble performing this test, your life could be cut short.

[storysurfer-blog]

Hey everybody, I’m working on a small project concerning the four Hogwarts houses, and I’d appreciate your help,if you’re willing. Here’s how:

Please reblog this only if you are a Gryffindor

only reblog once, or you’ll throw off the numbers

also, please do not heart, it’ll throw off the numbers too

any violations I find will be noted!

if you are a Ravenclaw, please reblog this.

if you are a Hufflepuff, please reblog this.

if you are a Slytherin, please reblog this.

Thank you all for your help!

PS: If you’re not sure which house you’re in, pick one!

[girlwithgoldeyes]

The new Harry Potter is gonna be set in the 1920’s and so was the Great Gatsby. Jay Gatsby saw a green light across the lake I’m not saying death eaters but death eaters

[archivezevrantiva-deactivated20]

#avada kedavra old sport

[tastefullyoffensive]

[via]

[indefenseofart]

Anatomically accurate chocolates…any takers? 

[wxbri87]

Please and thank you. Love this.

[keybladesoras]

[wxbri87]

Edmodo with my 6th graders was a success! They love it! I love it! Now if I can only find some interesting websites for force and motion.

[killakel-blog-blog]

Dear society,

Please stop telling me that I need to be married or in a relationship. I’m young, single, and successful. I don’t need a man to make my life complete.

Also, please stop trying to make me feel like a weirdo for choosing to spend time with my family. I love them and I won’t have my parents forever. I want to spend time with them while they’re around. 

Thanks a bunch. -kel

[wxbri87]

Preach!

[biocanvas]

Protozoans from the Vorticella group attach themselves to plant matter with long stalks, inside which is a fiber called a myoneme. When stimulated, the myoneme contracts at a rate of 100 lengths per second, faster than any known muscle. This contraction causes the stalk to coil and condense, allowing Vorticella to “evade” from a potential predator. After several seconds, the coil relaxes and is free to contract again.

Image by Arturo Agostino.

[wxbri87]

Reblogging for my pond water lab

[daingertmadelyn-deactivated2025]

[missmissapea-deactivated2020080]

I honestly didn’t think this was real, so I googled it.

Apparently it is.

I fucking LOVE this man.

First he comes out in defence of teaching evolution over creationism, and now this. 

GO GET ‘EM, BILL!! 

[dnotive]

Holy shit what a BAMF.

[kuran2010]

ALL MY YES

[canadian-space-agency-deactivat]

Earth’s blue halo.

Photo Credit: Karen Nyberg

[wxbri87]

How stunning is this?

[wxbri87]

I don't understand why I have never watched breaking bad before. It's all science!!! I love it! Elements and all.

[wxbri87]

My semi finished classroom. I can't wait for the first day!!!