Queen B

blair cornelia waldorf: queen of constance, daughter of eleanor waldorf, girlfriend of nathaniel archibald, fluent french speaker, staight a student, brilliant party planner, and did i mention queen? [ grace under pressure ] — — — "Maybe I am just a bitch, did you ever think about that?

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“I’d rather not imagine my father, a man of typical pursuit, sporting something my toys do. I happen to be in here because I saw you through the shop window, I figured you must be up to no good, perhaps you need an opinion?” He smirked, watching as she held a red piece off the rack. It was only tolerable for him to act this way amongst his closest friends, there had never been any tension between the two of them before, Blair could have assumed he was simply just messing around. “I’m sure you’ve read that our Golden Girl is home.”

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Blair’s nose wrinkled at the word toys. She knew how Chuck handled his affairs but it didn’t mean she liked it. For a man with such style Chuck bass was certainly distasteful. “I don’t need an opinion from Manhattan’s biggest man whore.” She said, rolling her eyes and turning to face him, for some reason acutely aware of how short the dress she was wearing was, and how much of her chest it exposed. “I haven’t just read it.”

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Julia smirked at the insult, the looks of disgust written on the Waldorf’s face. She chuckled, darkly, nodding as Blair went through the clothes on the rack with a look of disgust. “Well, gosh, what ever will I do without an item of such pristine wealth on me? Maybe I’ll wear a Blair Waldorf Has me Fooled tee shirt, seeing as everyone else in Manhattan seems to. Besides me, of course.” Julia smirked, sipping her coffee. “What are you getting the dres for, going to get down and dirty with the Archibald Prince?” 

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"Please, I can’t imagine you could afford it, or that I would ever care enough to device you.” Blair pressed her lips together. She wasn’t much in the mood to spar with the sassy brooklynite, especially not about anything having to do with what she was wearing. “I don’t need a reason to buy something nice, and I certainly don’t need to speak with someone like you about what I do or don’t do with Nate.”

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“Hello Blair.” The cool but nevertheless amused smile plastered on Margot’s dark features. How interesting to see Manhattan’s Queen without her usual posse of minions. A wavering of her newly manicured hands into her Westwood bag to bring out her credit card. “Someone told me that this store may suit my tastes, they weren’t entirely incorrect.”  Lightly dangling the newly picked shoes for emphasis.” The real question is what are you doing here?”

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Blair glanced down at the heels Margot had, a smile tugging at her lips. The girl did have taste, she thought, brushing a bit of hair, back over her shoulder as she held up a similar, but not identical pair in blue by way of explanation, before plucking a necklace off the counter and holding it out the the Bass girl. “I was going to get this, but it goes better with yours.”

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Spotted, a familiar brunette being nothing short of herself. A petite gorgeous figure and the intelligence to match, Chuck couldn’t help but laugh when he overheard the girl attempting to play polite. “What am I doing? You’re the one encouraging her to wear that in front of her boyfriend. Which one of us is committing the crime here? I’m shopping for my fathers foundation brunch, I assume your picking up something for Nathaniel?”

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She shouldn’t have been surprised to see him. Chuck Bass seemed perfectly at ease in the store, among the stockings and garter belts, but then he would be. Blair knew he had plenty of experience with both, and every other item that could be bought here. “I’m sure your father will love that corset Chuck. You should get a matching one come to thing of it. Those would be breath taking on you two. Really, I promise with your figure, you won’t be able to breath.” She reached behind up, plucking a red one off the rack. “It’s nearly the same color as your scarf.” And then she was turning away with a sigh and a smile, directing her attention to a black lace bra, inspecting the size. “Well I’m not picking it up for your father.” 

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Julia’s mother had forced her to go shopping. Honestly, the sassy Brooklynite would much rather spend her time watching Netflix and drinking tea, but her mother was determined to get her out of bed and do some mother daughter bonding. Unlike a lot of teenagers, Julia loved and respected her parents, but since her suicide attempt, they had been watching her like a hawk and making her do things she didn’t want to do, like go to therapy, eat healthier, exercise. It was a nightmare. It wasn’t long before her mother decided to get into shopping for herself and as she went to go try a dress on, Julia sipped her coffee and saw from the corner of her eye the wicked queen of the Upper East Side herself, trying something on. Julia smirked, sipping her coffee, just shaking her head, until Blair stomped her little heels over to her. 

Julia looked around, feigning confusion. “Oh, I’m sorry. Is this boutique owned by your bitch ass too? I was confused. I didn’t know.” She smiled, with snark. “Stunning dress, by the way. Truly. I’m taken aback.” 

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Julia blended in here about as well as a dress off the rack of JC Penny would, and Blair looked at her with about the same amount of respect. She had one redeeming quality, and that was her mind, and by extension her mouth. Blair would have valued it if she hadn’t been from Brooklyn, but as it stood it just meant that the dark haired girls could sparr a bit before Blair got bored, as she inevitably would. “You would be.” Blair said with a smile, flicking her eyes over Julia. 

“No, we don’t own any boutiques.” She continued turning her back on Julia and beginning to flip through the dresses on the rack. “My mother is a designer, though I’m sure her work is a little out of your price range.”

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“Yeah, well, Dartmouth is my first choice,” Nate lied quickly to the man in front of him, at the prompting from his father. He glanced behind the man’s shoulder, catching a glimpse of a familiar figure. “You’ll have to excuse me, I think I just saw someone from school,” he nodded cordially, shook the man’s hand, and left, approaching the person from behind. “Hey-” he paused, a soft chuckle escaping his lips, “I guess thanks are in order. You sort of just saved me from an awkward conversation.”

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“Isn’t that what girlfriends are for?” The truth was Blair hadn’t noticed Nate’s tension in Nate’s conversation with his father. Normally she would have, but these weren’t normal circumstances. She’d just seen a Gossip Girl blast, the Gossip Girl blast and her stomach was in knots. Blair reached out, tugging at Nates hand as she stood up on her tip toes to whisper in his ear. “Let’s go somewhere.”

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Manhattan, you haven’t changed a bit. 

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“But it seems you haven’t Serenea.” Blair stared cooling at the girl she’d grown up beside. While S had been gone she’d been able to forget all about her, or at least pretend to, especially with everything happening at home, but now, staring at the blonde, forgetting wouldn’t be so easy. 

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“Call me crazy, but I’m actually really excited for school to start back! I might have already gotten all of my supplies together, and next week is uniform shopping!”

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“In that case I would be more than happy to call you crazy.”

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"Thank you.” Blair said, her eyes glittering as her head tipped the side. “I did think Nate would like it.” She looked down at the short black lace dress and her lips curved up. “I’m sure your boyfriend loves... that too.” Her eyes flicked over the girl opposite her, a look of distinct distaste coming across her face before she noticed something in the corner of her gaze. “Excuse me.” She muttered, moving past her and across the room. If she looked off put before that was nothing compared to how she looked now. “What are you doing?”

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Woods

Woods:Our characters going camping together

Blair Waldorf didn’t do camping, and when Serena finally sobered up, she was going to kill that blonde. That was if her liver didn’t give up before she got the chance. Then again, Dorota had some sort of nursing degree, which for everyone’s sake she hoped would be enough to keep Serena from dying until Blair ended the girl herself. If anyone had told Blair the previous morning that she’d be sitting in the middle of the woods in nine hours she would have called the Ostroff center, in fact she was about ready to give them a ring now, if one more misquote bit her. Red bumps didn’t exactly match the blue sweat pants she had on, but then again, she was fairly sure nothing did. It had been Lily’s brilliant idea that Serena and Blair spend a few days together out in the forest to help her daughter sober up, but Blair had a sneaking suspicion that had more to do with the fact her latest husband was on the verge of closing a business deal and sending his daughter in law to a proper rehab center would draw more attention than he wanted to have. Of course the prostitutes she’d ordered for his meeting on Tuesday would draw plenty of attention too. He really should have decided to so things her way, Blair mused, looking over at Dorota. Serena had begun to doze half and hour before, with her head in Blair’s lap, and she kep muttering something about needing to meet Teresa for shots in a British accent. That was more than enough to tell Blair that Teresa was the name Gorgina had gone by the night before. As she stroked her friends’ hair she wondered what Serena had gone by, and how the hell she’d gotten away with that ridiculous accent. The truth was she didn’t want to know, because she would either find it disgusting, or hilarious, and neither one would help Serena sober up. She looked up at Dorota. 

“Did you bring the coffee?”

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sent to ‘Serena van der Woodsen’ at 1:23 AM: Have you ever noticed how cute Bass’ ass is?sent to ‘Serena van der Woodsen’ at 1:23 AM: Have you ever noticed how cute he is in general?sent to ‘Serena van der Woodsen’ at 1:23 AM: Do yuo have any macaroons?

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blair waldorf aesthetic.

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SUPER TEXT LIST! (Texts From Last Night Inspired)

originally from frommemetoyou

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[text] Are you lost?

[text] NO! That was a typo

[text] Did you buy it?

[text] I think I’m a mermaid

[text] I know it’s 3am, but come over and cook for me. 

[text] Too lazy to booty call, so have this text instead

[text] Need to bury a body, it’s urgent.

[text] Are you sure there’s no monsters?

[text] It was an accident.

[text] lol fuk da police

[text] send me a picture and i’ll be home quicker ;)

[text] DO NOT READ THE LAST MESSAGE IT WASN’T MEANT FOR YOU

[text] Well maybe I broke my tongue!

[text] Please tell me you’re free today! I’ve got some big news today.

[text] Got a spare ticket, do you want to come?

[text] Do you have a spare mankini I can borrow?

[text] Is fancy dress allowed at the wedding?

[text] I was using my old baby blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants

[text] We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead… I just rolled off and tapped out. 

[text] Like alphabetically, I’d say a t?

[text] I’m sorry if throwing up in the back of your dad’s car ruined our friendship :(

[text] there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night singing karaoke and drink out of juice cartons. don’t judge me.

[text] I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn’t need it today.

[text] Do you know where I am?

[text] My wedding is in 5 hours and I have no idea where I am. Help!

[text] We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would get a piggy back ride home. I’ve never been so broken.

[text] Is “head down ass up” an appropriate way to say good morning?

[text] That is definitely not healthy, in fact I’m not sure it’s legal to send that sort of picture?

[text] There isn’t enough cookie dough ice cream at home, so I’ll be heartbroken tomorrow instead.

[text] Not sure if I took a nap or went to another dimension

[text] ABORT MISSION! ABORT MISSION! HE IS A TRIPLET, WE DONT NEED TO FIGHT OVER HIM WE CAN HAVE AN ORGY INSTEAD

[text] No no don’t leave me, who’s going to walk me home

[text] She wheeled me home in a trolley and sad she loved me, I think I win.

[text] My dick just got serenaded.

[text] I ate the whole wheel of cheese. Help.

[text] I’ve been hiding under the bed for the past 20 minutes, and now they’re getting into it and it’s a little too late for me to jump out and surprise them. So expect a live sex updates

[text] The fridge is fully stocked. I’m either hallucinating or this is a miracle

[text] I need you to help me clean the house because I have visitors in less than an hour???

[text] Your brother is at the front door- WHAT DO I SAY?!

[text] It’s all fun and games till someone says you’re so pretty they could punch you and they, you know, punch you

[text] I’m in A&E but I don’t really know why

[text] Went to bed with a 10, just about woke up with a 2 and a half

[text] I think I’m officially a homewrecker because his wife just walked in screaming and he said it’s not what it looks like. I mean what else could it look like? I wasn’t trimming his hairs with my mouth?!

[text] My night ended with me crying in a gutter, I hate you.

[text] He’s decorated the toilet with his urine. I never want to see him ever again, tell him he has 2 minutes to get out of our house.

[text] Don’t talk to me! You tried to trade me for a glass of wine and a cigarette!

[text] I promise I’ll get everyone to jelly wrestle with us xox

[text] I am armed with a crown, a sash and a bouquet of flowers. Don’t test me.

[text] I think I got married last night?

[text] I think I got married on impulse last night… and after looking a second time, I don’t think i’ve made any mistakes.

[text] My mouth tastes like poor choices

[text] I didn’t let go of the mechanical bull, but they had to pull me off because… it was rough just the way I like it and I think that showed?

[text] If I say it was accidental you’ll just say I’m lying

[text] There is an alarming amount of glitter in my… everywhere

[text] You’re my hero

[text] You’re the worst thing to ever happen to me, thank you

[text] Have you ever had a good idea in your life?

[text] Are we going to end up in the hospital again?

[text] It’s not a good night if I don’t end up crying into your mother’s lap.

[text] Mark my words, your dad will be my sugar daddy, he’ll marry me and you’ll have to call me momma bear and I will interrupt your sex life with condoms and condiments.

[text] I’m may be allergic to nuts, but not his.

[text] She high fived me out of pity

[text] You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask

[text] You just walked in, rated their performance, dragged in three other people to clap for them, then walked back out.

[text] You kept calling me baby Jesus and trying to see what wise men had to say about my hair…

[text] I am a responsible adult. I tied up my hair before I puked

[text] I am a responsible adult, I brought home a lost kitten and let it shit in your room

[text] I accidentally talked myself into a threesome, when did I become so smooth?

[text] It may or may not have been your sister…

[text] It may or may not have been your brother…

[text] If you’re not coming over with food, don’t come over at all

[text] Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My co-worker is talking to me about her birds having sex again…

[text] IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS

[text] Buy me a helicopter, I will give you the last slice of pizza. pls. this is important. okay maybe the crust?

[text] Let’s never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.

[text] I tried to put lipstick on my eyeballs, help.

[text] I told her my cum counts as protein shake and she sent a text to my gran saying I ate her cat.

[text] If you don’t fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we’re alone in your room, I’m returning you to the boyfriend store

[text] I accidentally sexted your mum, I’m sorry xox

[text] There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro

[text] I feel like you’re pretending I didn’t bail you out of jail last night for trying to staple a cushion to the top of their car so you had a “comfy place to sit”

[text] You climbed the fence and then started crying because you were scared of hamsters, I really don’t know what you took, but you need a babysitter.

[text]  I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a “let’s fuck” way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of “let me wash your hair” way.

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                                                  ABOUT THE MUSE.

General Appearance.  

Name: Balir Cornelia Waldorf Age: Sixteen Date of Birth: November 15th Zodiac: Scorpio Gender: Female Eye color: Brown Hair color: Chocolate Brown  Height: 5′5 Scars: A small one on her left shoulder blade Burns: One on her right palm, small Over weight: No Under weight: Slightly

Favourite…

Color:  Champagne Hair color:  Dark Brown Eye color: Dark Brown Song:  Feeling Myself - Beyonce Movie: Breakfast at Tiffany's, Roman Holiday and Funny Face T.V Show: N/A Food:  Macarons Drink: Martini Video Game: N/A Place: Paris Animal: All Ice cream flavor: Strawberry

Have you…

Had sex: No Had sex in public: No Gotten pregnant: No Kissed a boy:Yes Kissed a girl: Yes Gotten tattoos: No Gotten piercings: Yes (ears.) Smoke or drank: Both Had a broken heart: No Been in love: Yes Needed surgery: No Stayed up for more than 24 hours: Yes

Are you…

A virgin: Yes A cuddler:  Yes A kisser: Yes Scared easily:  No Jealous easily: Yes Trustworthy: No Dominate: Yes Submissive: Yes In love: Yes Single: No Taken: Yes Considered mean: Always

Random questions.

Have you harmed yourself:  Yes Thought of suicide:  Yes Attempted suicide: No Killed someone:  No Wanted to kill someone:  Yes Who did you kiss last: Nate Last text: Bergdorf, now!!! Drove a car: Yes, only on occasion Have/had a job:  Yes Favourite soda/pop: Vanilla coke Do drugs:  On ocassion

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Send me  ♣ for a drunk text

sent to ‘Unknown Number’ at 1:23 AM: Who si this?sent to ‘Unknown Number’ at 1:23 AM: Do you know where Penlope is? I lost her. 

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Send me  ♣ for a drunk text

sent to ‘Warren v. d. Build’ at 11:49 PM: Do you have anything fun? I want to surprise Nate.