Moodboards: Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Sam and Josh for ( @butterfly-sam )

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Moodboards: Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Sam and Josh for ( @butterfly-sam )
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 âIâll make a deal with you,â he starts, resorting to an old tactic he used with his younger siblings or cousins back in the day. âWeâre gonna hang out tonight, weâll watch a movie or something. Iâll go out and get some  drinks, weâll make a whole night of it,      BUT,â and here was the twist, the real reason he was doing this. ââŚyou have to eat whatever I             cook for you.Â
                      Deal?âÂ
While Josh really wanted the help, he wasnât sure that he could do this. Movies and drinking sure, maybe. But he usually didnât eat just anything that someone gave him. He had to make sure it was safe, that he would be safe. That his friends and family wouldnât have to go through that pain again.
   âI... I donât know Mike.    I... canât do meat. You    canât make me eat it.â
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And then Satan said âput the alphabet in mathâ.
Sometimes I think Iâm sassy and then I realise Iâm just too sarcastic and borderline mean.
Do my dark undereye circles and unwashed hair turn you on?Â
I love sunglasses! Am I looking at that tree? Am I looking at your dick? Who knows!
This is the police, open up, tell me about yourself, donât be afraid.
Raise your hand if youâre a lilâ bit of an asshole.Â
Why donât people do random nice things for me? You know, send me a message, draw me, paint me, send me three hundred thousand dollars.
I am three years behind on math homework.Â
I donât like your clothes; take them off.Â
What if you start making car alarm noises when people you donât like touch you?
Hey, is your girlfriend seeing anyone?
I get butterflies when I think about myself.Â
When you see a good body and you just canât think of a good pun. ITâs dev-ass-tating.
Umm⌠hi. My friend wanted to know if you think Iâm hot.Â
To quote Hamlet, act three, scene three, line ninety two, âno.â
I never run voluntarily so if you see me running, you should probably run too because something must be coming.Â
Iâve got a masters degree in being ignored.Â
I will do a lot of things, but admitting to my mum that Iâm cold after she told me to bring a jacket isnât one of them.Â
Dads are either too nice or assholes; thereâs no in between.
On a scale of fake pockets to nachos, how good is your idea?Â
Iâm alive, but only ironically.Â
Iâve been in a bad mood since two thousand and seven.Â
No, youâre not as funny as me. Stop trying.Â
Just suck my dick, bro. I said no homo like, five times.Â
I love it when people try to hurt my feelings because I donât have any.Â
-sighs- Why am I better than everyone?Â
I donât trust people who can look good with messy hair.Â
If my jokes offend you - one; Iâm sorry. Two; it wonât happen again. Three; one and two are lies. Four; youâre a pussy.Â
If I go to hell, Iâm just going to torture everyone by continually asking if itâs hot in here of if itâs just me.Â
My love is like a candle; if you forget me, I will burn your fucking house down.Â
Letâs play a game called âGuess My Sexualityâ.Â
Iâm angry and quite offended that you donât have a crush on me.Â
Are you from Europe because europiece of shit.Â
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Keaton Henson sentence starters
"Do you know who you are?"
"Do you know your lip shakes when you're mad?"
"You don't like to be touched, let alone kissed."
"Does his love make your head spin?"
"It seems as though I'm on my own."
"I'm losing friends."
"I know that there's friction between me and you."
"I know that you're uncomfortable."
"I know it's hard for you to tell me the truth, but while we are doing so... I love you."
"You love to argue, you can't play guitar, but still, let me tell you that I love who you are."
"Love, I hope you are well."
"At least we now both have a story to tell."
"I feel you know me better than most."
"In spite of real distance, we'll always be close."
"I walked through the rain for you, you said to go home."
"Miss you terribly already."
"I hope for your life, you forget about mine."
"Please forget me, you were right, dear. I am cold and self-involved."
"I'll write my loneliness in poems, if I can just think how to start."
"I still worry more about you."
"I am rude and unkind."
"It's been four years and it does not end."
"I still felt alone, but I knew that you'd be there."
"I loved her more than I love myself."
"She is with another guy."
"I won't dance 'til you hold me."
"Please, don't leave me."
"I'm sorry, can't make your party."
"I'm afraid I'd kill your lover while your back was turned."
"So this is where you wanted to be, and it's a goddamn shame that you're not here with me."
"I see pictures now of the two of you and it makes me sick."
"Damn, I love you."
"Here's to you, you miserable fuck."
"Drink up, so we can both finally die."
"She's as stubborn as winter and as kind as the sun."
"Why was she listening to someone like me?"
"I know I'm awful, I can't even cry."
"You're my best friend, I'll love you til one of us dies."
"Teach me how to love you."
"I'll learn not to look at you with scorn."
"Don't expect me to change."
"I never loved you enough."
"This feels right and I'm letting it."
"I will not tire of you."
"Turns out that nothing is fair."
"You can leave me if you wish, but I'm not going anywhere."
"I am a fragile one."
"Please do not break my heart, I think it's had enough pain to last the rest of my life."
"You don't have to make any promises."
"If you must die, sweetheart, die knowing your life was my life's best part."
"I can see in your eyes that you mean it."
"All of these years you've been lonely."
"You are right, I've been looking as well, babe, I'm not looking for you."
"I'm just as damn disappointed as you."
"I'm truly alone and I like it."
"Though we're young, I feel eighty years old."
"Your arms around me are keeping me warm, but baby, I'm still feeling cold."
"You're kind and you're beautiful, too."
"I feel in some way I do love you but babe, I'm not in love with you."
"You seem to look through me, I wonder what you see."
"I wish I could stay with you."
"I wish I could wake at dawn to see you without make up on."
"You look the best today."
"I've been right here waiting for you to wake up."
"You think you're better than them."
"I hope you end up missing me."
"Your friends will always just be in your way."
"I'm just getting started, let me offend."
"The devil's got nothing on me, my friend."
"All I want is to be left alone."
"Sweetheart, what have you done to us?"
"Oh please, just come here, don't fight with me."
"Baby, please don't look at me like that."
"I will see you in the morning."
"Don't think of me like that, just picture me leaving and not coming back."
"This is your home now so don't you forget."
"I did it all for you."
"I'll do my best to teach you to fly."
"Come on baby, make me fall in love with you."
"I guess we can make it all the way."
"Turns out we don't belong after all."
"This feels different than it felt before."
"Guess that you were just expecting more, come on, you knew me, what'd you do that for?"
"I am selfish to my very core."
"I'm so damn scared of dying without you."
"Don't lie, I know we're fixing to die."
"I'll smile and pretend and won't show to the crowd."
"No, I won't be the damnedest bit fucking surprised."
"I won't give up, not until I'm holding you."
"Don't let go of my hand."
[text]: i mean, i'm just gonna go ahead and shed all my dignity by saying DAMN
[text: Chris]Â Â Â Â Â enjoying the view?
ooc;; while iâm enjoying going between cute laughs of josh/chris and painful pain of josh/mike i need to lay down for work tomorrow. but the good news is that after tomorrow i have the rest of the week off! iâll get to everything in the morning, and when i get home from work.
[text]: how do i know you're not just sitting there laughing your ass off at me?
[text: Chris]Â Â Â Â Â (image attached)
[text: Chris]Â Â Â Â Â because itâs still attached to me
[text]: all you'd benefit from dating me is that food is always an option.
[text: Chris]Â Â Â Â Â i donât see a downside
[text]: maybe i do, maybe i don't. the world might never know.
[text: Chris]Â Â Â Â Â gonna keep me hanging like that?
[text: Chris]Â Â Â Â Â you know i hate cliff-hangers.