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(roughly) 2006 - 2016

ooc;; oh yeah, i should probably let you all know that this blog is on a semi-hiatus of sorts? i found a fandom that i really enjoy roleplaying in and i’m surrounded by really awesome people, so if you want me for a thing on here, come get me on skype. most of you have my skype at this point, at least the ones who i trust. so yeah hit me up on there.

#☆ m || ooc ☆

kkong-bae

Sometimes, reaching out and taking someone’s hand is the beginning of a journey.

#havwood

gaviino:

carefully , gavin sits the now opened bag on the counter. sure , there were some casualties along the way , but since they were in the bag , the water just gathered at the bottom among pieces of balloon . eyes shine as he picks out up , a grin on his face . it’s very clear he’s beyond excited . “ geoff does have a sense of humor ! i’m sure we’ll be fine ! he’ll laugh it off ! ”

“Y’know, I’m not the one who’s going to have a fist shoved up my ass when I fall asleep tonight.”

Honestly it had been a little while now since the last time Ray had been involved in any prank. Pretty sure the last one, was when they fucked with Ryan and he backed out of that real quickly. But he’s only 50% sure Geoff wont fire him after everything is said and done.

“Either way, I’m in.”

#gaviino

gaviino:

there’s a queasiness in the pit of gavin’s stomach at the mere idea of stitching himself up . as clumsy as he is , & as low as his pain tol- erance can be , it seems like a nightmare . because , usually , in sit- uations where he’s hurt , if he can’t get help , he’ll just wrap it up . he doesn’t have the guts to do this , what ray is doing . “ ouch . but , please , tell me he’s a lot worse off than you . because .. bloody hell , that looks like it’s gonna leave a nasty scar . ” gavin has a number of scars of his own , but mostly from being reckless & doing dumb things considering that , most of the time , he’s back at base at a desk , typing away at a computer while the others are in the real danger .

Ray was mostly done before Gavin came in, and there were only two or three stitches left to do. If he kept talking he could probably get through his a little easier.

“Would you count no longer breathing as worse off? Because if you do, then yeah he’s worse off.”

Last stitch. For this Ray turned the majority of his attention back to the task at hand. He needed to knot it off correctly if he wanted the stitching to stay tight. Once through a loop, then back through the other side, pull tight and done. He snipped off the excess thread and grabbed for a sterile patch.

“People dig scars though, right?”

#gaviino #☆ v || eyes of the sniper ☆

olivesrpthings

markiplier sentence meme pt 1.

quotes from markiplier’s trouble in terrorist town gameplays. featuring quotes from mangaminx, yamimash, and others.

“ that’s not cpr, that’s called blunt force trauma. “ “ gotta have evidence. “ “ are they moving around? “ “ okay, okay, enough of — okay. “ “ come down here with me. “ “ is that an admission of guilt? “ “ if anyone shoots me, i’m … i’ll shoot back! “ “ AH! IT BURNS! “ “ i think there might be some serious problems. “ “ let’s go together, at the same time, okay? “ “ magnum condoms taste great. i’m just saying! “ “ is that a grenade?! “ “ what did they ever do to you? “ “ what are you looking at? get away. “ “ I HIT THE TNT! “ “ i don’t like the way you’re looking at me, there. “ “ can you shoot out the glass? “ “ hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! “ “ s/he’s following me! “ “ why didn’t you say so? “ “ how do i lift up the body? “ “ you’ve got to be kidding me! “ “ I’M THE GREATEST TERRORIST EVER! “ “ that’s okay. that’s the way it happens in war. “ “ it’s my acting skills. “ “ no matter what i say, you’re just going to assume, so … “ “ i promise you from the bottom of my soul. and it’s a very big soul. “ “ you might not want to look behind you. “ “ I’M ON FIRE! “ “ you dumbass! you motherhumper! you’re so stupid! “ “ it’s definitely not me. i can’t ruse to save my life. “ “ well well well. look at this. “ “ i’m glad it’s so entertaining for you, asshole! “ “ fuckity shit. ass. fuck! “ “ suck on that! boobity boobity! “ “ i’m not a terrorist, i’m just trying to kill __. “ “ i feel like i’m walking into a death trap. “ “ he seems legit. “ “ bury me. “ “ how ‘bout — BOOM, bitch! “ “ that sounds dangerous. “ “ no, that’s a good strategy. “ “ what is this shit? “ “ i just saw __ and did not shoot him in the head, even though i could have. “ “ i don’t think he’s distracted if you tell him i’m gonna shoot him in the back of the head. “ “ i might have led you astray a little bit. “ “ i’m not shooting you, i’m just shooting around you. “ “ you friggin’ moron! “ “ hey, let me press the button! “ “ why did you get in there? “ “ no one said not to! “ “ please, i wanna live so bad! “ “ i don’t know, i’m scared! “ “ screw this, i’m out of here! “ “ you guys weren’t supposed to come in the fucking house! “ “ he’s our silent antagonist. “ “ i’m on the slide! “ “ yeah, i’m on a slide. it’s very slidey. “ “ did i mention i’m on a slide? “ “ the loser in the race gets shot in the face. “ “ face your death like a man! “ “ that’s not a good mindset to have. “ “ you need to rethink your priorities. “ “ i don’t know, ‘cause you’re evil! and scary! “ “ i seem to be more suspicious of you than usual. “ “ this is for science. “ “ wait, i got it, i got it! fuck. “ “ c’mon, ragdoll physics. “ “ i was science-ing, you bastard! “ “ it’s incredibly steamy in here. “ “ i might die right now. “ “ wow. you were not paying attention. “ “ this is pretty matrix-y. “ “ i’m actually really sorry about that. “ “ i’ll take you with me. “ “ who’s carrying the body over there? “ “ he died so that we could live. “ “ why can’t you look at him? because of what you did? “ “ is that where you sit on a dude’s face? “ “ why is this all about my body? “ “ call the lift up, and we’ll put his body on it. “ “ oh, jesus! my balls! “ “ my plan, foiled! “ “ what is that?! oh god! “ “ oooonce! moooore! you OOOOPEN the door! “ “ boo! get off the stage! “ “ fuck you! “ “ what are you guys doing without me? “ “ there’s a shitty bruce springsteen impersonator over here. “ “ i’ll throw it off into the ocean as a symbolic gesture of goodwill. “ “ he criticised my singing! “ “ he wasn’t the bad guy, he’s just really bad at taking criticism. “ “ i’m sitting in the back, where you can’t aim at me. “ “ that was priceless. “ “ you can’t pull that shit on me. “ “ i can frame you, you can’t frame me! “ “ oh shit, it’s me! oh no, it’s me! “ “ i’m innocent, i swear! “ “ *HIGH PITCHED SCREAMING* “

#☆ m || garbo meme ☆

newterjuice

*dumps more caffeinated garbage into my failing corpse* im thriving

#☆ r || about ☆

radiantresource

‘Shit my friend & I have said’ sentence starters

❛ Adios, shitlords! ❜

❛ Kill my ass. ❜

❛ Just fucking throw it. ❜

❛ Oooh, that booty. ❜

❛ I thought you were gonna say heterosexual. ❜

❛ What the fuck kind of word is that? ❜

❛ Bring your bed downstairs. ❜

❛ You don’t control me. ❜

❛ Who do I have to show my boobs to to get this? ❜

❛ Don’t show your boobs to anyone. ❜

❛ They were gonna burn them alive! What the fuck? ❜

❛ A lot of shady ass shit is going on. ❜

❛ Are you trying to do the Kylie Jenner lip challenge? ❜

❛ It’s gonna be your fault and I’m gonna have to kill you. ❜

❛ Bitch, there’s no fucking government. Shut the fuck up. ❜

❛ Get your own damn soda, bitch. ❜

❛ I fucking hate kids. ❜

❛ Did a cat just die or did you just yawn? ❜

❛ I’m gonna give her eternal life. ❜

❛ I feel concerned for that guy in the water. He might just end up drowning. ❜

❛ Just because two girls are banging doesn’t mean it’s good porn. ❜

❛ I have to put pants on, god damn it. ❜

❛ I just want her to fuck me up. ❜

❛ Is my dead husband’s wedding ring worth nothing to you people? ❜

❛ This is probably cubic zirconia. ❜

❛ I knew that pussy was too good. ❜

❛ There is no god. ❜

❛ Kick your computer in the dick. ❜

❛ Nipple tattoos. New fad. ❜

❛ What’s in my boobs? ❜

❛ Too many sexuals. ❜

❛ I don’t keep track of my pizza consumption. ❜

❛ I swear to god, I roll my eyes every 15 seconds. Soon they’re just going to roll right out of my fucking head and into the abyss. ❜

❛ If everyone in this show wasn’t so hot I wouldn’t be watching it. ❜

❛ I believe in your daddy kink. ❜

❛ I lost my period! ❜

❛ My poor spine. ❜

❛ Shit shit shit! I forgot the walnuts! ❜

❛ I can’t let any of these squids in! ❜

❛ Go pet that dog. Follow your dreams. ❜

❛ Holy balls, Batman. ❜

❛ Pizza made me have a religious experience. ❜

❛ Sleep has failed me. I feel so betrayed. ❜

❛ Oh, sure. Just come in my house and eat all of my pizza. ❜

❛ You look like a bumblebee with red lipstick. ❜

❛ These are some crunchy ass pretzels. ❜

❛ French hookers. Gotta love ‘em. ❜

❛ I’ve found your weak point! ❜

#☆ m || garbo meme ☆

@gaviino continued from here

One of the first things Ray had decided to pick up in this line of work, was how to stitch a wound. His hands were small, and his fingers quick, so when Caleb wasn’t around, he was the next best thing to a medic. Even though having Caleb around now would have been better. It was much harder to stitch yourself up, than it is to do someone else. You know exactly when the needle is going through your skin, and you have to force yourself to keep pushing. When he heard Gavin’s voice, it was a nice distraction from the pain.

“I made friends with some guy in an alley.”

#☆ v || eyes of the sniper ☆#gaviino #//ray never takes care of himself #//i mean everyone knows that #blood tw #medical tw

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#☆ m || garbo meme ☆

alexsrpshit

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jimmysea

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#☆ r || about ☆

ooc;; if anyone wonders where i am majority of the time now, i’m over on @ncrfthxs i still don’t get all too many interactions like over here, but i enjoy the company of the fandom.

#☆ m || ooc ☆

Send “#b” and I’ll shuffle my music player, and use my favorite line from the next song as a starter!

#☆ m || garbo meme ☆

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