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The woman seemed as though she were barely trying– enough of a red flag for follow-up questions.

“Yeah, he’s my boss. You should keep it down, he can hear you. Was your shoulder hurting when you pushed against me?”

☽-♔-☾

Maleficent smiled abashedly. ❝ Sorry about that, ❞ she said in a quieter tone, a light blush making its way across her cheeks. At the woman’s question, she nodded. ❝ Yea, a bit. It almost feels like there’s a bruise on my bone or something of that sort. ❞

#prxdigaldaughter #{ v;; never was never will be }#{ i am sosososososoososo sorry for how late this is !! }#{ i completely lost my muse for a while and i hope you're okay with this rn }

{ okay so i’m alive }

#{ outofwings;; }#{ i'm a shit i am sorry }#{ dani;; }

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My muse is feeling very lightheaded and is trying to hide their dizziness. Send me “you’ve gone pale” for their reaction.

#{ memes;; }#{ reactions;; }

roleplayingconfessionsfromrpers

I have really bad anxiety and it often gets in the way of roleplaying and I absolutely hate myself for letting my partners down. I hope they understand that I’m the problem, not them.

#{ mun;; }#{ 100% tru }

woodendreams

#{ in the moors;; }

iamthesindarinkingofmirkwood-de

Send an “Ѡ” for my muse’s reaction to being sent accidental nudes.

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wxnglessfxerie

☽-♔-☾

❝ Odd, I thought he was dry-humping the wall. ❞

prxdigaldaughtera-blog

“That’s Dr. House, he thinks he’s cool. – –Now, could you lift up your elbows? Try pushing against my hands.”

wxnglessfxerie

☽-♔-☾ Mal did as she was told, pushing against the doctor’s hands with as a small amount of force. She assumed minimal strength would do it.

❝ He seems like the ‘cool’ type. Is he your boss or something? ❞ She was t r y i n g small talk; this woman seemed nice enough.

#prxdigaldaughter #{ i am very very sorry about how late this is }#{ american education u feel }#{ also yea I can definitely see that }#{ they're both gorgeous u g h }#{ replies;; }#{ v;; human }#{ v;; dr. house m.d. }

stopmarkus

soulmate au where instead of your soulmates first words to you written on your skin it’s their last words you ever hear them say so you don’t know who your soulmate is until you lose them

#{ my heart just stopped haha;; }#{ to do;; }

natureac

Nature Blog ▲

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#{ in the moors;; }

{ hey guys, I am going to try to get to my drafts tonight, but keep in mind I have a shit ton of homework to do too, so be patient please ☺️ }

#{ mun;; }#{ dani;; }

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#{ in the moors;; }

in-love-with-movies

Into the Woods (USA, 2014)

#{ 10/10 would recommend }

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SEND ME ONE FOR MY MUSE’S REACTION

“Are you breaking up with me?” “Are you having nightmares again?” “Anything you want to say?” “Apparently, I need to grow a mustache.” “Balloons? Really?” “Be quiet!” “But what if we get caught?” “Can you not?” “Care to tell me what’s going on?” “Come find me.” “Did you even love me?” “Did you ever stop to think about how I feel?” “Don’t look at me like that.” “Don’t touch me.” “Do you love him/her?” “Do you love me?” “Everyone leaves.” “Eviction notice. It’s an eviction notice.“ “Fine, I’ll go.” “Finally!” “Fight me for it.” “Fuck it.” “Get away from me.” “Gotcha!” “How high are you?” “How did you get here?” “I bought a goat.” “If what we had was real, how could you be fine?” “I get that you wanted to come up with the plan, but your plan is stupid.” “I hate you.” “I’ll bet you a dollar.” “I said that I’m in love with you.” “I think I’m pregnant.” “I’m going to kill you.” “I’m not eating that.” “Is that a chicken?” “It’s not that I think your cooking is bad! It’s just … Not that good.” “Jokes on me, huh?” “Just friends?” “Just let me go.” “Just tell me the truth!“ “Kiss me.” “Kicking someone is not a form of romance.” “Let me explain.” “Listen, it was a completely innocent gesture.” “Maybe you should go.” “Maybe fuck you will be our always.” “May need you to bail me out of jail.” “Miss you.” “No. The answer is no.” “Not drunk enough for this.” “Never, ever doing that again.” “Okay, I know this looks bad…” “Please don’t.” “Please stop talking.” “Personally, I’d rather make out with a cactus.” “Quick, I need you to bring me a bottle of bleach.” “Quiet! Someone’s going to hear.” “Quit being annoying.” “Really, where were you?” “Right. Of course it’s my fault.” “Silly of me to think you actually cared.” “Simple? Brushing my teeth is simple. This? This is not simple.” “So… How’s the weather?” “Tell me you didn’t steal someones dog.” “There’s something wrong with you.” “This definitely isn’t what it looks like.” “Us? There is no us.” “Unable to process the stupidity of what you just said. Sorry.” “Unfortunately, she/he said no.“ “Very cute.” “We can’t do this.” “Was it just a lie?” “Wait, what did you just say?” “Wait! Hold on!“ "Who the hell is passed out in the driveway?” “What the hell?” “Why are you naked?” “Why is there silly string everywhere?” “Why is there a frozen turkey in the bathtub?" "Without you, I’m lost.” “X-Rays? What the hell did you do and why didn’t you tell me?” “You broke up with me. There’s nothing left between us anymore.” “You’re leaving? But it’s taco night…” “Zebras have nothing to do with this conversation.” “Zelda is more important right now."

#{ memes;; }#{ starters;; }

toomuchtelly

Ask Memes;; Tumblr Post Edition

And then Satan said “put the alphabet in math”.

Sometimes I think I’m sassy and then I realise I’m just too sarcastic and borderline mean.

Do my dark undereye circles and unwashed hair turn you on?

I love sunglasses! Am I looking at that tree? Am I looking at your dick? Who knows!

This is the police, open up, tell me about yourself, don’t be afraid.

Raise your hand if you’re a lil’ bit of an asshole.

Why don’t people do random nice things for me? You know, send me a message, draw me, paint me, send me three hundred thousand dollars.

I am three years behind on math homework.

I don’t like your clothes; take them off.

What if you start making car alarm noises when people you don’t like touch you?

Hey, is your girlfriend seeing anyone?

I get butterflies when I think about myself.

When you see a good body and you just can’t think of a good pun. IT’s dev-ass-tating.

Umm… hi. My friend wanted to know if you think I’m hot.

To quote Hamlet, act three, scene three, line ninety two, “no.”

I never run voluntarily so if you see me running, you should probably run too because something must be coming.

I’ve got a masters degree in being ignored.

I will do a lot of things, but admitting to my mum that I’m cold after she told me to bring a jacket isn’t one of them.

Dads are either too nice or assholes; there’s no in between.

On a scale of fake pockets to nachos, how good is your idea?

I’m alive, but only ironically.

I’ve been in a bad mood since two thousand and seven.

No, you’re not as funny as me. Stop trying.

Just suck my dick, bro. I said no homo like, five times.

I love it when people try to hurt my feelings because I don’t have any.

-sighs- Why am I better than everyone?

I don’t trust people who can look good with messy hair.

If my jokes offend you - one; I’m sorry. Two; it won’t happen again. Three; one and two are lies. Four; you’re a pussy.

If I go to hell, I’m just going to torture everyone by continually asking if it’s hot in here of if it’s just me.

My love is like a candle; if you forget me, I will burn your fucking house down.

Let’s play a game called “Guess My Sexuality”.

I’m angry and quite offended that you don’t have a crush on me.

Are you from Europe because europiece of shit.

#{ memes;; }#{ starters;; }

{ haaAAAAAA tomorrow is friday and i haven’t done shit

i have five essays

f i v e

and trig and chemistry up the ass

f cku }

#{ panics at the disco af }#{ what the fuck is a homework }#{ i'm failing so much rn }#{ mun;; }

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Send in a ❝❞ ...

wxnglessfxerie

…and my muse will tell you one of the following after a random number generation.

MIX OF FLUFF, ANGST, NSFW, LYRICS AS PHRASES, ETC.

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