Long Story Short: Missed

((Indie IDW Misfire rp blog. Sideblog of Goldeneyedsniper))

[paintedboxturtle]

Send a “👻“ to sneak up on and scare my muse

If you can’t see the symbol, send “BOO!”

[eabevella]

When the Necrobot met his No.1 fan.

[sharkrocket]

high-five if you don't think ✋

[paintedboxturtle]

((

So I got dragged into Turtle Hell and I regret nothing. Like or Reblog if you’re interested in rping with an indie ROTTMNT Mikey sideblog.))

[totallytrailbreaker]

I like how far these two have come

[fresh-hot-rp-memes]

𝓛𝔂𝓻𝓲𝓬𝓼 𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓖𝓲𝓻𝓵𝓼 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓖𝓪𝔂𝓼

Warnings: Reference to abuse

“That old dog has chained you up alright. Gives you everything you need to live inside a twisted cage, sleep beside an empty rage.”

“I had a dream I was your hero.”

“Damn! I wish I was your lover.”

“Shucks, for me there is no other.”

“You’re the only shoe that fits, I can’t imagine I’ll grow out of it.”

“Tell the neighbors I’m not sorry if I’m breaking walls down.”

“I saw your face, heard your name. Gotta get with you.”

“Girls like girls like boys do, nothing new.”

“I’ve been crossing all the lines.”

“Tell me if you feel it too.”

“She says I smell like safety and home.”

“I named both of her eyes forever and please don’t go.”

“I could be a morning sunrise all the time.”

“This could be good.”

“I can’t change, even if I tried. Even if I wanted to.”

“She keeps me warm.”

“What’s your middle name?”

“Do you hate your job?”

“Do you fall in love too easily?”

“What’s your favorite word?”

“You like kissing girls?”

“Can I call you baby?”

“People stare ‘cause we look so good together.”

“I’m not crying on Sundays.”

“Love is patient, love is kind.”

“I hear you like a whisper in the corner of my lovesick thoughts.”

“I need you to be here.”

“I need to see you crystal clear.”

“Ease my mind.”

“I need you mine.”

“You haunt me, baby.”

“I feel you in the wind chill, and it’s so real, straight through my bones.”

“I can only just imagine your passion.”

“Haunt me to my grave, don’t you ever fade away.”

“You keep me up at night.”

Artists: Hayley Kiyoko, Sophie B. Hawkins, Mary Lambert

[wxrstshot]

43 telling on-the-fly stories

“-- and that’s how I ended up being called “Misfire” for the rest of my life. Suits me much better than Flyhigh, if you ask me,” He said, finishing up his little tale.

[sagamemes]

non-sexual forms of intimacy.   send me ‘INTIMACY +’ a number between 1-125 and i’ll write a starter or a drabble about our muses engaging in a form of intimacy outside of sexual context.   note: as the level of trust required for the things listed here varies a lot, feel free to send multiple numbers if you aren’t sure if they’ll work! bonus:   if the mun is comfortable with randomising a number if asked, state so in the tags when you reblog!

1        watching tv/movies together

2        going to an event together  ( like a carnival, festival, etc. )

3        going on dates, like to the movies or shopping

4        sharing secrets

5        hugs

6        sharing drinks

7        having a phone call

8        touching noses

9        cuddling

10      having a philosophical discussion

11      hand holding

12      sharing jokes

13      sharing smiles

14      laying your head on someone’s shoulder

15      linking arms

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[wxrstshot]

Have you EVER managed to make a shot? With anything?

“Of course I have!” Just very rarely.

[wxrstshot]

A smol protoform wiggles its way out of a box and onto your desk. It's conical with little wing nubs and big red eyes.

He raised an optic ridge before going over and picking the little one up. “Who’s baby is this?”

[wxrstshot]

You know what? He's gonna try and eat some Orbeez, too.

[tarn-nation]

Look what I found. Some old Delphi security footage. Hacking into their system was… an experience.

@betterdoctorthanyou @doyourequirefirstaid @gunsinlegs

( taken from this post )

[fortwarden-deactivated20200706]

“You did not just throw that pillow at me!” ((wxrstshot))

EMERGENCY FLUFF AND SOFTNESS STARTERS

“Oh, but I did.” Being bed-bound in the Medical ward had grown… boring. Max wanted to provide himself with entertainment, and what better way to do that, than to playfully cutch a pillow at the Jet, who resided in the medical slab next to him.

Grabbing another pillow from beneath his frame, the behemoth threw another pillow at Misfire, directly hitting the other’s face with the softened object. “What’re you gonna do ‘bout it Misfire? Hit me back? C’mon then, do it.” 

[wxrstshot]

“Can’t miss if I’m up close!” He grinned and gripped the pillow tighter. He charged forward and took a mighty swing--

And missed completely. In true Misfire fashion, really.

[wxrstshot]

“Don’t you dare. No, no puppy face of yours is gonna work…”

You cannot fight the puppy face. Look at him. He looks so sad.

[justmorerpmemes]

Emergency Fluff and Softness Starters

“Hey, come here. It’s alright.”

“Shh. It’s okay.”

“You got me, and I’m not so bad, right?”

“I know what you need. Hold on.”

“I’m arresting you for being criminally cute.”

“Sleeping in? Hell yeah.”

“That was my blanket! Come on…”

“Don’t you dare. No, no puppy face of yours is gonna work…”

“I just found out I have $40 more than I thought. We’re getting take out!”

“Have some of this. You’ll feel better.”

“Ey, I got you. You know I do.”

“I’m glad you’re here. Truly.”

“Thank you for being gentle.”

“You did not just throw that pillow at me!”

“Door’s locked, lights are off… snacks are here, what’s next?”

“Your hands are cold, let me help.”

“You really didn’t need to, you know.”

“You needed a hug.”

“I will not be broken… I will not be… fine, you win stop with the face.”

“No, you’re cute. End of story.”

“I’m not cute. End of story.”

“Listen, we don’t have to fight, we can both be adorable.”

“…but I like it when you’re a soft dork.”

“Come on, get over here.”

“I will squeeze the unhappiness out of you!”

[wxrstshot]

“Well, that certainly makes life more interesting.“

Misfire let out a snort. “Tell me about it. Y’know, I’ve had a pretty interesting life. Did I tell you about the time Fulcrum saved the universe with a game of jenga?”

[wxrstshot]

💋 -Grimlock (dinobot-smash)

(( @dinobot-smash ))

The Jet paused for a second before his wings started to flutter behind him and he leaned into the kiss. Ok, this was a nice surprise.